in this house we believe: 1. the Democratic party is mostly run by out of touch coastal elites who could fuck up a two car funeral, and that's why we have an octogenarian seeking a second term as POTUS

@ourladyofsun eventually, yes. in the short term, buckle up.

@Rho_die "stop paying for the unmarried with children." uh, how, exactly, are we "paying" for them now?

@tracewoodgrains "it was a LANDSLIDE VICTORY! (false). Trump was elected by a MAJORITY of voters! (false). He now has a mandate to do WHATEVER HE WANTS! (false).

@kitten_beloved @tracewoodgrains @Soul_Needed @NathanAshby19 I look at that first one, and then I think of Reagan's promise to get the government off the backs of Americans, and I ask how you intend to square that circle as a conservative

@annakhachiyan in which Anna discovers whataboutism

@morallawwithin Vance wants the Presidency so badly he can taste it, and he'll happily abandon any principles or foundational beliefs to get there.

@cremieuxrecueil so racism is fine, but only when your side does it. cool cool.

@feelsdesperate @kittypurrzog holy shit, dude, what in the fuck happened to you?

the brutal truth is that it's going to take an alliance of liberals, leftists, and yes, the dreaded center-left/centrist neolibs to beat back the radical right onslaught. there's no other way out of this, and the sooner all of these factions accept this reality, the sooner we can get to work.

I love this idea presented by various rightoids that the excesses of the left and DEI and whatnot have forced them to embrace racism, as if they have no agency whatsoever; once upon a time, the royal we believed "two wrongs don't make a right," now all principles can and will be abandoned as long as those Libs get Owned

@esrtweet evergreen: when people tell you who they are, believe them

@foster_type just a wittle 25 year old, hell, barely knee high to a grasshopper, how dare we hold this mere boy accountable for his actions

@HawleyMO how about the establishment clause?

@ClickingSeason indeed, JD Vance took a brave, principled stand, prioritizing the career of a 25 year old racist DOGE chud over the valor of his wife and children. may we all aspire to such heights.

@NateSilver538 could I get John Cena at +5000 right now?

@JDVance "you disgust me." wow. back up, everybody, we've got a real tough guy here, a guy who's more interested in defending a racist than defending his wife. setting a great example for your kids, a real paragon of virtue. it is you, sir, who disgusts me.

@HMBrough_ it is honestly mindblowing to me that Vance, who is married to an Indian woman, is like, okay, cool, let's bring him back, we all make mistakes, he's just a (25 year old) boy, surely he will learn and grow from this

@Thehullboy1 @hardestgeezer hell yeah, dude! keep up the good work!

@JDVance good to know that you'd rather defend a 25 year old racist chud than defend your wife's heritage. no one on this planet is more cucked than you right now.

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