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software engineer | burn your local church

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@fffShaw
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SHOCK REPORT: The website dumb gay retard . gay now redirects to Chuck Callesto’s 𝕏 profile.
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SHOCK REPORT: The website Antifa . com now redirects to The White House . gov website.
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@brndxix Writing fan fiction about little boys to own the libs.
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@BirdRespecter Up to $3k/month and only working 85% of my life! Oh joy!.
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@8tskii This is something the deep would say tbh.
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@brndxix “The older you get the more you understand this man.”
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@xscats Ngl bro you may be stupid cause it ain’t hard to decipher.
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@Ashthewolf__ Absolutely insane tweet, I have no idea what you’re talking about and I think that’s for the best.
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@I_AM_WILDCAT Man we used to make fun of “tryhards” and now it’s just the expected way to play the game. Why couldn’t cod just remain a stupid casual arcade shooter 😂.
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@zackpr05 Bro cherry-picked the 4 hate comments from a DLC for the most loved zombies game of all time 😭.
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@JotadoDaGoatado Their little bible has nothing in it saying “don’t make fun of rape”, therefore it’s okay 👍 apparently.
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@DelusionPosting Y’all are so fucking retarded, he’s joking 😭.
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@flackospalace I forgot all about this guy, his CoD Zombies videos were great though. This is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of reading 😭😭😭.
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@EsotericCofe Same energy
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@SpceCase @BirdRespecter Deepthroating the boot on a Friday afternoon I see.
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@Playm8z Imagine trying to make fun of women for being small and incapable and really just outing yourself as a soy boy that’s never actually changed a tire 😭.
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@DLgodlessbitch This meme doesn’t really make sense cause eggs we eat are not fertilized lol.
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@Srirachachau Remember kids dark humor is fine unless it hurts a conservative’s feewings.
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@brndxix They’re gonna take you seriously bro stop 😭.
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@PallaviGunalan Approximately 0 babies are ripped apart in the US every day.
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@oROLIKo1 @ShitpostRock I mean. yeah it’s kinda weird.
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@supersylvie_ Me when I keep a bunch of photos of hot ripped white men on my phone to own the libs.
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@kellycucca “Nobody wants less penis” is a fantastic sign 😭.
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@FloridaThales Any other grand fucking insights, professor?
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@brndxix Right wing grifters when they have to wake up and post mean tweets to make $3000
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@RealBrysonGray I love when christians aren’t afraid to admit how deranged their worldview is. Casually pro-spousal rape 👍 Praise jebus you fucking retard.
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@oROLIKo1 @ShitpostRock Horror is when a bunch of children fuck each other in graphic detail . Thank you Stephen, very cool!.
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@Robert_G_Fogg @marionumber4 You’re triggered over hair.
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@wi1dest Don’t forget the Minecraft cloud on the left? Nice try MEDIA 🤨.
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@holasNic75 When someone is on a dating app in public: 😃👍. When someone is on a dating app in public but they’re gay: 🤯😦😧🫨.
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@CocoaFox023 Genuinely the same game every year. This guy must have some kind of agenda to push cause there’s no way to get overwhelmed by a fuckin Pokemon game.
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@SaudaBTD6 @TheAntifaTurtle I think they’re banning people because the concept is indeed a real thing on this website, but those leaks are painfully obviously fake.
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@TheNenko @exlivin @tippitytoptweet @NY_Knux 1. twitter[.]okta[.]com is a valid Okta uri. However, protected-users cannot be prepended to it. 2. Even if this uri were valid, you would not get this information from it as an api. 3. It is structured as if it were contents of a configuration file, but doesn’t match any.
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@adinross Does he genuinely think “affect” is correct or is there some joke that I’m missing here? 😭.
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@TheNenko @exlivin @tippitytoptweet @NY_Knux 1. twitter[.]okta[.]com is a valid Okta uri. However, protected-users cannot be prepended to it. 2. Even if this uri were valid, you would not get this information from it as an api. 3. It is structured as if it were contents of a configuration file, but doesn’t match any.
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@ModernWarzone Hey so this actually looks like shit @Treyarch. The zombies community didn’t hate BO4 in a sense that the entire structure of the game mode needed to change. Nobody asked for this. Every single decision you’ve made since BO4 has been the wrong decision. Do anything else 👍.
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@weest That’s what I’m sayin bro 😂😂😂.
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@Timcast This picture almost seems too corny to be real. Straight outta Vought from The Boys. I don’t think they would fake a shooting at a Trump rally, but if they did, it would look like this 😂 Hopefully everyone is okay.
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@McHeartattack3 @DramaAlert It’s a third party law firm you absolute fucking moron.
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@brndxix “correct”. >literally not correct.
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@FinThunderBlue @brndxix “Fanfiction about little boys” and it’s just “this kid has been chronically fantasized about since he was 12 because we love President Trunk so much 🙏 and anyone born of his seed 🌱 must be intelligenter than everyone else 😫 He is going to save America 🇱🇷 ”.
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@GreatestLao Easier and gimmicky != more enjoyable. BOCW zombies was a snooze fest man.
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@trusk4wca You got a bunch of children in the replies pretending to be adults claiming this is actually normal 😂😂 . This is not normal or okay. Twitter will make any actual issues he is facing worse, account needs to be banned asap.
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@WastelandNitro @DelusionPosting Anyone that isn’t a pussy tbh.
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@Timcast This picture almost seems too corny to be real. Straight outta Vought from The Boys. I don’t think they would fake a shooting at a Trump rally, but if they did, it would look like this 😂 Hopefully everyone is okay.
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@TheOmniLiberal The scary man on the TV told me the BLACKS are gonna come eat my dog :(((((.
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@egiazkoa @LibertyCappy It’s almost like it’s a fucking T and T is the last letter of coexist you absolute fucking retard 😭😭😭😭.
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@danoven_aponte @I_AM_WILDCAT Not wanting to compete and not being able to compete aren’t the same thing ye sweaty retard.
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@ProbNotCross @IronicAnarchy @JotadoDaGoatado They don’t care about what the Bible says unless it can be interpreted as “hate anyone that isn’t exactly like you”.
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@KeepItFLOSSY @PicturesFoIder It must be exhausting to be around you.
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Fuck you @elonmusk you scared bitch.
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@Jacksepticeye Trump’s cult is gonna see this and claim you planned the whole thing.
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@Scheele95 @Riot_Kassadin It is and if you think otherwise you’re a fuckin pussy.
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@ThatchEffendi They’re writing fan fiction for America it’s so cringe.
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@Stanley5574420 Never rate anything again
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@brndxix Me when I coordinate an event for a specific group, and the attendees end up being primarily from that group (this clearly represents the entire state) 🔥🔥🔥.
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@shotski0 @DelusionPosting . because people live there. That is just rephrasing the guy’s original point 😭🙏.
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@TheGhostOfHope FUCK you man
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@Lusticles @DewEnjoyer “He was like 22” as if 22 isn’t beyond any reasonable age to develop basic human empathy 😭😭.
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@DreamyWeegee They haven’t had good exclusives for years, let them have their moment 😭😭.
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@eeveeithink @BARBHIVENATOR Not helping fight the whole “trans people are just sex pests” idea.
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@Anticels @DelusionPosting Responding to the tweet claiming libs want to pretend it never happened, pretending it never happened. Yes, that’s funny. You being too retarded to identify the joke doesn’t make it unfunny.
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@Starlightrainz @flackospalace Yeah he doesn’t seem to be a predator, but like you said. Holy fuck dude 😭😭😭 Takes some balls to post this though, so apparently he grew some at some point.
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@scubaryan_ @CavsBub Bro I thought twitter just suddenly really hated Indians but looking again you’re right, it’s all the same guy 😭😭😭.
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@PurpleLoverDude @BirdRespecter Yeah yeah I meant “85% of days that I am alive.”As in 6/7 days per week.
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@barronmuse @brndxix You need professional help bro look at your profile.
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@PaganBabyboy_ @brndxix Have you ever interacted with college kids? I am not even old and I can’t stand them because they are. kids. Are you 15 years old or just weird?.
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@KeilenBirmingh1 @danoven_aponte @I_AM_WILDCAT I play the game to run around and kill people bro it’s call of duty.
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@MadeAnAttemptTo @FightHaven You genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about. You cannot under any circumstances execute someone that is already down for the count. The first few shots, fine. Going back for more, absolutely not.
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@ReggiSaxx Like why are the guards just pretending and not actually pulling him away? Why do they leave a convenient hole for him to look through and act all triumphant? I need a tinfoil hat.
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@PPC4Liberty Friendly reminder that if you believe this, you’re fucking retarded 👍 All races are expected to pass the mirror test between 15 & 24 months of age.
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@adhderall @hot_girl_spring Explain to me what we gain as developers when Python abstracts such strange functionality. If the user wanted to reuse an array, the user would explicitly define it in the appropriate scope and pass it into the function. This behavior is objectively bad from a logic perspective.
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@kenzietuff As a cs major I make more than your entire bloodline combined. Cope harder Mackenzie 😂.
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@brndxix There is genuinely no way people still believe the chemtrails thing.
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@thewaywardnina To be fair that does fit the definition of stopping the war ☠️.
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@xbtGBH Have you considered going outside like a regular person? Holy fuck dude.
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@xgigglypuff This is why Trump said he loves the poorly educated.
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@KEEMSTAR You are a 40-year-old man dating someone young enough to be your child, whose job revolves around spreading drama on the internet. What the fuck authority do you think you have over how others live their lives? 😭😭😭😭.
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@creation247 “Semi-conscious” 😂😂😂😂 There is no way to imagine this because they are NOT conscious. At all.
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@adhderall @hot_girl_spring It’s obvious what’s happening, but there is no reason it should be happening lol.
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@xgigglypuff @kenzietuff She’s just mad that cs majors can easily make more than her entire “pro-white, pure bloodline”.
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@killerneks @brndxix Well you see, he did the terrorism with a sick fucking tank 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🫡🇱🇷🫡🫡🇱🇷🫡🇱🇷🫡🇱🇷🫡🇱🇷🇱🇷🫡.
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@hodgetwins @DBarkhuff >The social media influencers who have never had a real job say to the navy seal.
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@skyebatungbakal You. realize that the drawing doesn’t age right? 😭.
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Me trying to see fucking anything in #HOTD
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@CrippledNews Thank god she screamed the whole time that really helped.
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@JOverrated @DestinyBulletn Bungo has never been this disconnected though. More and more layoffs while the CEO spends millions on himself. Nobody playing Destiny cause the content sucks (amazing what happens when you fire all your talent). and they just announced a shiny new mobile game 😂😂😂.
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@brndxix Brandon why did you tweet a video of you tweeting a video I’m scared that’s too many tweets.
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@GigaBasedDad This table should have about 3000 more rows and columns for each individual god that could be the real one. Every single religion would have 2998 occurrences of “I go to hell”, 1 occurrence of “I go to heaven” and 1 occurrence of “nothing happens”. Hope this helps 👍.
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@Unknown334638 @Ye11owDashes @RudySPG @MargwaNetwork Note how nobody liked WW2 or BO4 zombies 👍 hope this helps.
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@Leonardaisfunny If god existed I’d thank him daily for not making me a brainwashed conservative woman who sees herself as a sex toy 🛐🛐.
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@Flawdzilla @brainrotpol They ban people that violate their TOS. “Right wing accounts” are almost all judgmental and hateful of people they don’t agree with 👍 Hope this helps.
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@greg16676935420 @franklinisbored This is crazy, we need someone older with more experience.
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@esjesjesj Because the loving christians are showing their true colors.
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@capcaveprick @xscats Grok says you’re a dumbass bro
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@brndxix Bar for bar is crazy.
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your dad abandoning you for Ian Miles Cheong approval is nasty work.
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@Stanley5574420 Well no I’m here to hate on people who have opinions that are different (wrong).
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@SuchanIIV @brndxix These people (presumably you) are legitimately fantasizing about some kid because they like his father so much. He just turned 18 you weirdo.
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@OnePartyRules @TheNenko @exlivin @tippitytoptweet @NY_Knux I’m saying it’s not and I have experience with this. The people saying it’s real are just going off of “well they got banned for exposing it, so it must be true!”. Which is dumb.
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@MoeJazulla Trump loves the poorly educated.
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