There’s this *hot* gay dad who brings his kid to preschool every day, and they chant “school, school, school!” as they walk in, and he winks at me, and I turn red, and it makes me want (his) kids (inside me) 😬
Bet your thanksgiving didn’t involve accidentally casting vids of you stroking c*ck onto your straight host’s tv and you freaking out and not knowing how to stop it like mine did (I’m not joking)