I TOLD AN OLD MAN TO MAKE SURE HE SUPPORTS THE BOTTOM OF THE CUPHOLDER AND HE SAID “oh don’t worry i’m a professional at that. i love supporting bottoms.” and my ASS CRAcked the fuck UP and he said “you set yourself up for that one” IM FUCKING DYING
what if we all just. formed a ploycuke together and we put our money together and buy a house and start a mini farm and we live together and be together and be happy!!!
just a reminder for all of you. although i am 21, i’ve got the maturity of a fucking 13 year old teenage boy bf. think deez nutz jokes are funny as flying fuck
nesting!!!! love nesting!!! let me be comfy as shit while i go to sleep in a bed i curated just for me!!! every pillow and blanket had a purpose!!!! nesting!!!!
i need a bf so bad. like. i need to be down bad for someone. i want my thoughts to be consumed with him. i want to think nothing but him. i want to make him things and buy him things and piss him off so he will manhandle. and i wanna bite and cuddle
personally, i think peeing feels great and i don’t understand how people don’t enjoy using the bathroom in general. like. you’re telling me, that it doesn’t feel good to shit out your guts? like. when it’s out it feels so nice to get it out people are crazy if u don’t agree
i’m really afraid that li4 won’t come back to it£y and it terrifies me because she is my fave and i love her to fucking death. if she doesn’t come back i dunno what i will do
@Laliinnie
@bokmuu
best believe i would be getting sleep i sleep with brown noise and my tv up loud with streamers who scream all the fucking time an orgy across the hall won’t phase me
he wants to play lethal company together and he invited me over to his dorm to use his gaming pc whenever i want and he wants to move to shifts that i work cuz he thinks i’m cool and we laugh together and i think i need mental help
if i didn’t have adhd, my autism might’ve been caught from a. much younger age :,,D my adhd meds like. turns the adhd all the way off until the evening and i’ve been nonverbal and mellow and sluggish everytime i take my concerta
@stormybluensfw
YOU MEAN MY SECOND FAVE COMFORT CHARACTER THAT IVE KINNED AND SOENT OVER $100 ON TO GET ON HIS RERUN BANNER :D ive “had” his hair before but it wasn’t really like his hair :/
i took this today while walking the train tracks with my friends. this made me think of microsoft. it was gen this bright in color, too. it made me feel alive