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18 | 🏳️🌈 | 🇦🇺🇧🇷 | i draw + softsuit | nothing to see here | aro | sub + bttm | 🔞 18+ please 🔞
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when they cover ur mouth with their hand while they r suckin ur dick >>>>>
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one of my friends called me a good boy OUT LOUD in front of other people in the most patronising voice possible last night, and i know they were poking fun (we just do that) but hearing it out loud made me physically lag and i forgot everything i was going to say
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ok yeah no i’m just gonna say it now bc i cbf to care. i’ll still put in effort for my photos in the future but i’m not going to try and hide body hair anymore lol. it shows up in photos now and thats fine with me 👍 same with my skin im tired of faking it being unblemished
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T was probably the best thing to ever happen to me. i went from really hating what i saw in the mirror to just accepting it, and then with testosterone i’ve figured out how to like myself. sorry for being corny or whatever but idk. i’m happy for once n i finally feel like me :3
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standing in the shower scrubbing off permanent marker was definitely an experience
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why the fuck did i tweet this
in a totally sexy and alluring voice :
heyyyy u should buy me melatonin gummy,,,, (moans) because it will make me love you parasocially soooo much,, (moans) u should buy me melatonin gummy ,,, mmmmm u should totally help me deal with my insomnia mmm (cums)
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sorry for being a little inactive! not feeling the best. i’ll make some new content when im feeling better 🩷
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sorry i got hard when you touched my waist lol. haha. yeah. uh anyway do u wanna go watch smiling friends
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not to vent on the ad again (i will end up doing this again) but woah feelings r kicking my ass big time :/ how am i supposed to be hot and sexy when all i can think about is sleeping on a train track
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feeling like i look submissive and breedable rn (i don’t have a breeding kink im terrified of creampies)
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why is looking for somewhere to move to SO hard bro 😔👎 i shouldn’t have to worry about this shit
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t-shot in three days i’m about to get a lot whinier on this account sorry
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discovered i like getting manhandled. push me around i guess i like that 😔🤙
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hi twitter sorry it’s been a minute,
been pretty unwell lately but i’ll be back to posting things when i’m better ^^
thank u <3
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in a totally sexy and alluring voice :
heyyyy u should buy me melatonin gummy,,,, (moans) because it will make me love you parasocially soooo much,, (moans) u should buy me melatonin gummy ,,, mmmmm u should totally help me deal with my insomnia mmm (cums)
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fuck you like actually like bro like fuck you like actually bro like fuck you please can we fuck i mean fuck you like ur actually an ass like fuck can we fuck??? can we ??? please????
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are robotfuckers real (and how can i infiltrate that community)
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the reason i sleep all day is NOT because i want wet dreams but it’s definitely welcome to pass the time
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i need a pair of these NEOW
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in the least horny way possible i once again return to browse this account
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i’m so horny i want a burger right now like unironically i have the worst craving for this new burger place that opened up near me recently the food is so good
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ooh, plug that cable into my uh… (checks notes) hdmi port… and grab that other cable (moans) put it in my uh… headphone jack,,, (bluescreens)
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you just couldn’t help yourself slipping your hand under my underwear to grab my ass first thing in the morning, could you?
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yeah so how am i supposed to mop the floor at work when all i can think about is stuff i should NOT be thinking about at work
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WOW that was corny anyway dick n balls n sex or whatever back your regularly scheduled programming
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when they know how to balance it out in the perfect way >>>>
i have a weakness for like soft doms who treat me like a princess but also know how to be rough in the right ways mmmmmmmmmmm
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ough how do i ask my friends to tie me up. doesn’t have to be a sex thing i just. bro it might be fun. could be a bit silly and fun perhaps. help me get over my fear of physical contact. could be fun and silly
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all the shit you said to me. and i’m supposed to not get hard thinking about it??
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thank u to work for giving me a migraine i will now proceed to lay in bed and wallow in self pity until it goes away
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only coherent response i can come up with when flustered is one of three:
1) fuck off
2) fuck you
3) you’re a prick
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hnnnh just had a biiig nap and now i’m not gonna be able to sleep
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i’m gonna buy some of those chocolates that make u want to fuck i think. i want those
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tie my hands, hold me down and tell me how cute i am as you fuck me into the mattress
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testosterone making it a habit to jerk off at least once a day i feel like a fuckin gooner this is so embarrassing
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drunk as fuck and i’m about to stuff two onigiri in my mouth and fuckin go to BEDDDD
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hi again twitter, nothing has changed and i have normal thoughts often
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would anyone be interested if i set up a fansly hypothetically
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- being bratty
- getting punished for it
- getting praised for taking the punishment
- subspace ensues
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testosterone is crazy bro i’m getting stuck looking at myself in the mirror like a bird in a window
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i want more tattoos SO BAD. thinking of drawing a few later so i can use them when i have the money for a big spend like that
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thinking about what it was like having my collar grabbed ,,,
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