I remember seeing a tweet abt avoiding wearing contacts if getting hit by tear gas and thinking I’d never need to know that info... and then I got tear gassed, twice, with contacts in
upon learning that I have coronavirus my roommate just asked if I’ll be paying for my other 7 roommates share of the rent since they’re not gonna live there for a while ... ?????????
If you think you’re having a bad day just remember when trying to angrily turn off my alarm this morning I accidentally made my phone call 911 and alert all of my emergency contacts I was in trouble and thereafter explain to 911 what happened
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Kelly Sheffield beat Nebraska in the championship game in 2021 with a roster of women competing at Wisconsin since their freshman years. That win propelled a few more transfers in following years. Make whatever excuses and baseless accusations you want to about it I guess.
in 6th grade I had to read out loud a book with the word crochet in it every other sentence basically. I pronounced it “crotch-it” the whole time and not ONE person corrected me for like 10 whole minutes🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 not even the mf teacher wtf
I’m sick and desperately need to drink water so Abbi and I just played the thunder drinking game but with water.. this is the finals week support system I signed up for
one time in preschool I wore my pajamas a day earlier than the actual pajama day so I was chillin in my onesie while nobody talked to me all day... I just haven’t been able to sleep right ever since
having 7 roommates can be okay bc they rotate which one I REALLY get along with every week (if you are one of my roommates seeing this tweet no u didn’t)
My professor said we have to have windows operating system and if we can’t get it on our MacBooks his first suggestion is to deadass “buy a PC”🤔 I cannot make this up
When pink said “this used to be a fun house and now it’s full of evil clowns” I used to think she was saying Hebrew clowns, which was much more confusing.
a packers loss??? I’m sure that can’t be right. I couldn’t quite hear over the sound of the wisconsin badgers volleyball team winning a national championship this year
I have tried making cheesy potatoes so many times in my life and they’re never good when I make them but so good when anyone else does and if I’m being honest that’s my tragic and fatal flaw