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@fauxshizzle

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chronically ill poet trying to be more poet and less chronically ill. if you're sad take vitamin D3+K2. pls buy my books! bluesky = ksnap

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined September 2007
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So much for the lactose-tolerant left
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I haven't heard anyone my age use the word "snazzy" in a while, can we bring that back
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Tweet media one
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In this detour, teams must choose between staging a coup and sneaking across a contested border
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damn
@KennKaufman
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The fake government agency DOGE is easier to understand if you recall how it’s pronounced: DOG-E, or DOGGY. In other words, how is traitor @elonmusk screwing the American people? DOGGY style.
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I can't believe I called the soul coughing reunion and they still slept on making it the super bowl halftime show
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soul coughing reunion super bowl halftime show
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Still one of my best threads
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@Bill_Gerrard Nice beach you got there
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@igotdefeverman I used to make a teddy graham and marshmallow bar with a chocolate layer on top. Called em Bear S'mores. I should do that again thanks for the inspiration
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ibn battuta is broken, those free wildcard attributes are an insane perk
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@TobiasvRyan damn I wouldn't cut it either, those are some samson-ass luscious locks
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porn bots named paula fuckin love my civ tweets
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oh yeah and I miss legendary start but eh
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