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The one and only titular Laplace’s Angel. ⭕️I WANT TO FUCK PLANETS ⭕️. priv: @fastsnail902 (any/all ig idrc) boyfoe of @helpmeimakitkat

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Bully me and I begin weeping.
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✮orion✮🍉 ˙⋆✮🌕🐁 ✮⋆˙
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(okay ignore the quality) OFFICIAL ORION WILL WOOD SONG RANKING (the ones that are covered are where do you get off (live) and the song with five names)
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@DarkOddCon He did not, in fact, turn it 180°, he horizontally flipped the gun. If he had turned it 180° like he implies he did, the image would be upside-down.
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@TheRealNeoThe [EXTREMEMLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
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Who out here wanting to make they murder look like a suicide
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@GooseworxMusic They’re both eggman and I will not elaborate
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@RespectfulMemes A W that inspires Apeirophobia in all who view it.
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@flatfacesucker Notice how flat is appreciating the beauty of the ps5 instead of having games on it
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@thetomska Can’t spell Ridgewell without W
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@cooingslinky11 I would like to include this oh so wonderful screenshot.
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@OsakaReactions Unironically goes hard, a bit cluttered as a regular flag but I think it works for a pride flag
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@bugpire We, as three-dimensional beings, perceive everything in two dimensions—that’s why your screens are flat—naturally it follows that two-dimensional beings would see in only one dimension. So it’s the one on the left
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@funkykongfac I don’t get polyphobia it’s so stupid like why do you care so much about how many people other people are in a relationship with sounds like jealousy to me lmao
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@ae77x069 Sorry let me move the mirror off your screen
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@rTerraria Got a little hungry sorry
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@ca_dmv_bot2 THERE IS NO F
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@db_witch YO ITS SEXUAL ASSAULT LAUGH HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY
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@mendoskeleton02 HIS PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM
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@3NAMEGA GRAHHH I LOVE SCALED UP TEXT WITH NO REGARD FOR PROPORTIONS I LOVE NOT INCREASING THE FONT SIZE BUT INSTEAD TAKING THE IMAGE AND SCALING THAT
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@Cleoyourlatina @EverythingOOC [Comment removed by moderator]
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@AwesomeSoup_ @VO1DSTUD1OS Love how he’s happy/smiling in everything but doing taxes
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@BrodyFoxx TWO OF THOSE IS A SMEAR FRAME???? SOMETGING YOU’RE **NOT** SUPPOSED TO SEE????????????
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@Zel_is_here1482 @TomStheVoice I am aware I am part of the problem but the “Torment Nexus” sounds cool
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@EGA_Kaaa Well there goes my weekend plans
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@CDisillusion Chiitan is the second coming of fucking Christ you cannot hate on them
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It’s so sad the creator of this went on to live a long and prosperous life instead of being summarily executed by firing squad immediately
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@TransphobesWs_ Florida, and by extension conservatives, are trying to make being LGBT+ pedophilia/a sex crime against minors. After that, they’re trying to put the death penalty on pedophilia/sex crimes against minors. Thus meaning that they’re trying to put the death penalty on being LGBT+.
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@CawAtValids STOP THE COUNT
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@NiseBabysitter In n out of your mom
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@heartz4dj Deadpool speech bubble image
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@Bulbagarden That’s not a catapult That’s a guided missile system
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@rTerraria Guys don’t you get it the joke is cropped porn so funny guys
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@ca_dmv_bot2 WHAT Volvo on ANI????
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@ElRazputin CAPITALISM DOESNT PROMOTE CORRUPTION WHA???
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@VGMomentsGoHard Just put the entirety of yakuza 0 on this account.
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@femininalvibes @ask_aubry No, she’s called a lesbian
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@LapisTheWolf One of the hardest pics of all time
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Saying “American bullet” is the same as “vegan tomato”
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@Ninja3ft129735 @RespectfulMemes Apeirophobia is the fear of infinity/the fear of the infinite
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@rTerraria Sorry I got a little hungry
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@RespectfulMemes This meme is inaccurate we actually use football fields per washing machine cycle.
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@CentralQwerty @RatiosCrazy It’s not that Twitter hates autistic people, it’s because autism speaks is a terrible company, especially for autistic people
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@Mahj03 @Christi01378448 @RatiosCrazy Tomboys are male girls Femboys are girl males
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@daily_sisyphus One must imagine KNIFE
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@ZenoTheGeno @DittoM__ @PoorlyAgedStuff Probably both but boyinaband is confirmed one
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@CSMFHT Generally, guns are pretty effective against ancient Roman warriors so
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@FletcherBarry2 @FNAFtitleGen They said wrong answers only
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@MerriamWebster 3 if we're casually talking, 4 if we're not
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@fazfacts_ WHERE’S DOUG
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@SlLENTPRINCESS Both are peak
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@cheese_toastyy @SaeedDiCaprio How would it even tell that you’re on mars gps is global not universal
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how do I fit that top bit in my banner?
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@andromeIspad @DewEnjoyer Took ya that long? To be fair your bio does have the French (I think it is please don’t crucify me) flag so English may not be your first language (apologies if I’m wrong and just insulted you).
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@JackBox Hello Mr. In the Box, how has your day been?
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@SpidrVrseFrames I’m sorry miles You can’t gift with VBucks
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Look at my beautiful wife guys
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I think I’m gonna start calling the moon my beautiful wife now that’d be silly
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@CSMFHT If you wanna draw a chicken here are some tips Draw a man Add feathers Behold a chicken
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@chambershusband Booooorrrriiiiinnnngggg
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@CrrazyBlazer @HumansNoContext Yo nice nft you got there
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@NotScottNewgent Guys stop posting the link to or I can’t like all of those tweets
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@porgiexd Personal favorite version of the horse one
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@YugoEnjoyer @Disapager__ I get why people are transphobic this shit scary af 😨😨😨
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@ca_dmv_bot2 The refusal isn’t right
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@SpidrVrseFrames BEAUTIFUL MORNIN
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@JhariahClare I’m sorry to say but you will be dragged through a portal to the Philippines without remorse within the next 16 days
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@echolessowl They look so happy and jovial What happened?
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@The_Handalorian Unbelievable levels of based
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@sonocuous Cigarettes cause cancer. Source: the FDA.
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@SpidrVrseFrames IT'S ALL ABOUT THE METS BABY GOTTA GET A HOMERUN
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@MonkeSolutions @GCcringe @MattWalshBlog That “10 year old meme” is an at most 5 year old graph pointing out how being trans does NOT cause you to be a mass shooter because of how few trans shooters there are, especially in comparison to how many cis shooters there are.
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@rTerraria Haunted, gotta delete the whole world and character
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This coming off private fuck it
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Songs that use that one effect where it’s like the audio is cutting in and out very fast
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@YCaldout Yeah I’m bilingual so there’s only 2 languages
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@MONOGENIE Hot take execute this guy
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@SpidrVrseFrames SPIDER NOIR SPOTTED LIKE DEPLOYED
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@EuphoriTori I’ll just leave this here
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@wizardsofautism Next time eat a pair of scissors so you can crop your meme (did it for ya)
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@ActualNames1 Banger name
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@LGBwiththeT based as all hell
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Dude is a gender neutral term “So you fuck dudes?” No, im a minor I don’t fuck anyone dude you’re weird
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@HomeAloneMeme It is xe’s making fun of us
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@GRlFFS Honestly though one of the coolest things I’ve heard from probably a creationist was “meat in motion” or something and it’s fantastic
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@FNAFtitleGen Ain’t that like the joy of creation r smthin
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@Balotelliiiiii @DarkOddCon That is understandable, however I was interpreting it as a 2 dimensional space, as it is a 2 dimensional image.
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@TakesAppalling New idea: third axis, self awareness. Put me right up there at mount stupid but I am so fucking aware
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