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no more discourse who wants to talk about masterchef gose
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love it whenever a kpop group moves anywhere as a unit and you suddenly get a shot of the leader headcounting everyone like a teacher on a school trip and especially when the total is clearly Not the right number and you get to watch their life flash before their eyes
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vernon treats his peanut allergy like people with lactose intolerance treat eating a pint of ice cream
Vernon was concerned if the nuts on bingsu was peanuts since he's allergic so seungkwan ran to the counter to ask. thankfully it's almonds & walnut
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honestly nothing wrong with having just one bias in a group but it’s so much fun having 2 or 3 little guys purely because every time they get teamed up for something you feel like you can lift buildings with your mind
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dating svt must be the weirdest fucking experience alive imagine waking up to a phone call like babe can I borrow your sunglasses. yeah. I’ll give you them back. no not tonight babe I’m dressing up as 90s jeff goldblum with the boys
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can they not change the format for these messages when it’s good news like [NOTICE<3] or something I’m begging here
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every time I open this app there is a different seventeen member with that big fucking croissant like the sisterhood of the travelling french pastry
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“go to hell” is basic. its boring. “i hope your favourite kpop idol gets veneers” is terrifying. its real, it could happen to you and it happened to so many.
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seventeen doesn’t even need scripted content vernon showed up to that variety show forgot the name of seungkwans beloved volleyball players broke his chair and drank a yoghurt he brought with him from home because he was sad and this is all just like a tuesday for him
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asked my boyfriend to watch the seventeen glastonbury set for me whilst I was at work so he could give me updates which spectacularly backfired in the sense he greatly enjoyed it and now I have to make a powerpoint
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obsessed with how these three go through life together acting like the physical embodiment of one of those 0% 50% 100% energy tiktok challenges
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if I was seventeen I would just start making up new answers. the remaining 4 members have been stuck in traffic for 8 years. we absorbed them in the basement for nutrients. the 3 on the contract we signed accidentally looked a bit like a 7 and now it’s too late to change it
Explaining Seventeen has 13 members + 3 team +1 group = 17 on national tv news briefing
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I love it when seventeen go onto shows and act so unhinged even the mcs have to check if it’s a bit or not
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“contact your family often” is perhaps the politest way I’ve ever heard somebody be told to touch grass
230513 yizhiyu fansign #버논
💎 others say it’s a big problem that i pay so much attention to you, can you let me know 3 ways to stop liking you so much?
🐻❄️ study, work hard, contact your family often
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things seventeen debuted with:
- five dollars
- a dream
- (new!) absolute zero faith whatsoever from vernon chwe
👤 did you know svt would do this well
🐻❄️ i thought we wouldn’t do well…. to be honest
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do the stayc girls know he’s been training for this moment like an olympic athlete for several months
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you all keep asking vernon to make a letterboxd and then he comes online and states the most objectively heinously incorrect shrek opinions
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I love telling people the whole jun is the reason fans can’t send idols birthday cakes story like the photo of him sat with all those cakes is so hysterical like just absolutely breaks me every time. it’s so much fucking cake
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knowing that vernon gives joshua, a man 3 years his senior, a very sensible measured warning “josh” whenever he feels a comedic bit has gone on too long is information more valuable to me than gold
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every time jeonghan goes on one of these YSL trips someone slides into the car before and debriefs him on the no aegyo at the airport contract clause & then he spends the entire walk to terminal chanting no hanniehae to himself in his head and looking out for a red sniper dot
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I think it’s fun that we have to exclusively find out about svt’s living arrangements via cryptic breadcrumbs interspersed randomly with regular information it used to be too easy now all we know is cheol is coparenting his dog with his brother and dino owns a lamp
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they’re in the middle of preparing for what could be their biggest most popular comeback to date and scoups, leader of seventeen, is currently hosting virtual fanmeets on magical roblox
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everyone else kicking their feet giggling laughing having the time of their life on the seventeen office documentary and meanwhile wonwoo has updated six spreadsheets this morning and nobody is replying to his slack messages
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pledis social media manager watching everyone line up outside their window each morning expecting the cb announcement knowing they’re under strict instructions to wait for woozi to finish his little instagram grid project first upon penalty of death
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joshua logging on to weverse to soft launch his living room
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attempting to fix his glasses only to fuck them up again in a slightly different marginally worse way
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jeonghan was born to be someone with 2 twitter followers who just uses social media like a diary but then he accidentally became an incredibly famous celebrity instead which means now he tells millions of people when he’s at the dentist
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mindset won’t stop until they’ve recruited the entirety of seventeen for their autobiographical self help therapy scheme
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babe what do you mean I’m late for dinner. the table isn’t reserved until minghao:15 it’s not even half past woozi yet
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thank god he chose singing and dancing this man would be terrible in a bank robbery
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born too late to explore the world and too early to explore the stars but just in time to watch the best moment of hoshi’s entire life unfold on tiktok
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babe wake up they’ve naively invited all 13 seventeen members to the hybe sports day at once
The article also said that all members will appear and they're looking forward to their performance as SEVENTEEN members have a clear sense of entertainment. 🤗
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trombone player giving the performance of his life back there
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I don’t know how much longer I can do this one
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some incredibly transformative discussions took place in the groupchat between these two dates
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the eyes very obviously following the teleprompter as they speak is phenomenal no notes most I’ve laughed all day
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finding out he was lured in specifically by strawberry ice cream does help me sympathise with his choices more actually
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I can’t explain it but hoshi publicly using the 👨❤️👨 emoji manages to give off the same energy as historians saying two people were ‘very good friends’ except he’s somehow doing it to himself
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my only criticism btw is that this should have said fuck
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babe wake up another square foot of joshua’s living room reveal just dropped
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only a fool shows up to the seventeen monthly team building dinner unarmed
jeonghan also brought a dagger with him that he bought from france to the dinner to match the concept
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I love seventeen dance rehearsal videos because it’s always 13 of the most uncoordinated outfits you’ve ever seen in your life literally NOBODY shows up to that studio dressed for the same event
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hybe not letting seventeen come to europe and the entire fashion world pulling up their brand ambassador contracts like we’ll see about that
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those men are not fighting the same caliber of battles jun is being hunted for sport by builders and vernon apparently broke into an airfield hoshi just doesn’t know what outfit to wear
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local boygroup going into their 8th year together just now realising communicating and trusting each other in games gives them a better chance at winning
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girl wake up they made the caratbong straight
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if there’s actual evidence that contradicts any of these points please don’t tell me about it I am going purely off of vibes and having a marvellous time
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him frantically closing the carton is sending me into orbit never seen a guy more joshua hong than this
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you have got to respect the time and effort it took to get to a stage where 13 different men can all independently with full enthusiasm commit to an inside joke of identically all dressing in leather and tom cruise sunglasses with 0 context at a moments notice
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scientists are calling this the most jun thing he has ever created
Artist-Made Collection by SEVENTEEN Season 1.
Spotlight - JUN🐱🚪
#JUN
#준
#SEVENTEEN
#세븐틴
#byJUN
#bySEVENTEEN
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this website is about to have unfathomable consequences for the kpop community
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jun trying to bring 12 ducks back to korea for seventeen and getting stuck at the airport because they won’t let him on the plane with 12 ducks is my favourite jun anecdote it’s so very very painfully unequivocally him I think it’s one of his junnest moments
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dino is actually one of the funniest members in that group seventeen have made it their life’s mission to never stop giving him material and it is terrible for his peace and well being but fantastic for his comedy career
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good afternoon why is joshua hong carrying a small human child in the same way one might carry an injured labrador
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BSS being on their 8th music show win now after what they thought was just a little for-the-fans comeback is proof that no matter how the music trends change and develop over time what everyone truly really wants deep down is just a couple silly guys having a whole lot of fun
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who are the fucking 40k people buying attacca in the year of our lord 2023 @ pledis entertainment this could be ymmd
Circle Album Chart — Week 10, 2023
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#TWICE
READY TO BE — 1,427,039 copies 🆕
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#CRAVITY
MASTER : PIECE — 235,183 copies 🆕
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#ONEW
Circle — 77,454 copies 🆕
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#SEVENTEEN
Attacca — 39,984 copies ⬆️
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#TXT
The Name Chapter: TEMPTATION — 39,640 copies ⬆️
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someone on retrospring asked for a svt alignment chart please enjoy the fruits of an hours worth of my labour
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I really hate kpop what if someone walked into my livingroom right now and saw me holding a measuring tape of 58cm up to my own shoulders mumbling that just can’t be fucking right over and over again
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I cannot believe y’all really bullied pledis into changing the entire birthday graphics style by incessantly complaining for several months and they say unionisation doesn’t work
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they were so ready to believe it too you can physically see their brains trying to figure out how to be professional about being pelted with bricks
they really thought they're going to be BEATEN UP with BRICKS on a SHOW
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the way this has been what their entire life looks like for almost ten years I just know minghao has the most insane amazon purchase history for earphones
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congratulations MINGYU on being jeonghans monthly new instagram mutual for APRIL he now follows three (3) people
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seventeen just minding their business waking up tomorrow to find themselves as demonstrative evidence in the lsm sm hybe power struggle case of ‘23
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just remembered fire got rejected from broadcasting standards because of brand names did they really get their song banned from tv because vernon wanted to write about fucking. michelin tires
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I love art directors who looks at wonwoo and goes yeah okay so fuck his hair up sit him on a solid bed of springs make it look like a portrait from the early 1900s. profit
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this is such a fantastic picture of mingyu and it was followed up almost instantly with a series of photos wherein he appears to splash some water and immediately gets it in his own eyes
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Seventeen April comeback "no matter what you might be expecting. it will be beyond your expectations."
Dino called it a blockbuster. Cheol said he thinks the response will be good.
🔗
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most terrifying minute of my life sat in my room rewinding the same 2 seconds frantically with shaking hands to make sure they definitely put a tshirt on jeonghan and the universe isn’t about to implode
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yeah airport outfit of a man who has forgotten his passport before
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they just keep handing this man items it’s insane
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Claiming to be a Joshua Bassett fan yet you never tweet about him? Why? Clout hungry... Stop using his name you pig — this is a fan account for kpop group seventeen
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“sadly seventeen are not in düsseldorf with us tonight” baby the entire continent of europe is still uncharted land to seventeen you ask them if they’ve heard of düsseldorf and they’re like oh right the old guy in harry potter
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please be careful online today regarding the tragic moonbin news. please take time away from the screen to look after yourself ❤️ my absolute condolences
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grew his hair out a couple inches made sure he racked up a devout fan club for it and then took a big dramatic video cutting it off himself he continues to reach new heights of being so mingyu every day
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seventeen announced those contract renewals early because can you imagine the fucking scenes of dropping a concept that ‘erases’ the A1 constellation whilst all simultaneously declaring you’re not seventeen anymore in your supposed final year. they prevented riots
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carats, on hands and knees: please.. the budget.. please use the budget
pledis: say no more
pledis: microphone in space
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how can you be mad at someone translating jeonghan’s comment for “ruining his reputation” my brother in christ he wrote the comment
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having a great time at the moment just kind of watching seventeen complete side quests like wonwoo is having his twitch streamer moment and hoshi is showing up at shinee concerts vernon in europe I hope joshua starts his own line of ikea homeware next like let’s keep it going
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why is this 3 minute music video 82 years long
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congrats to mingyu on being the only person on earth to have the desired reaction jeonghan was going for with this phrase
q. what does mingyu think of shingibangi bboongboongbangi?
🐶do u know this? i hate it! I really seriously HATE IT! FOR REAL! i don't know why but i hate it (will hyung get hurt..) anyways i hate it
@pledis_17
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I still think it’s really funny jeonghan made that cute little toram plushie and then they were like you’ve got to make two items btw and he was like no worries. toram on the moon
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just wanted to come on here and set the record straight the rock is indeed still held captive against its will
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I understand why they didn’t but I really do think it would have been funny if they kept in that alleged car sex scene from the book like it would just bring a certain je ne sais quoi that can only be created by seeing the lives of a thousand huihuis flash before their eyes
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all seventeen content could be improved if they allocated vernon a camera specifically designed for him to look into when shit gets ridiculous
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the only way this could get funnier is if there was a little sealed photocard hidden in the middle of it like the surprise centres in lush bath bombs you’re having your silly little mental health bubble bath and suddenly jeonghan is there
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the like nod of acknowledgement from joshua is taking me out a bit
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first day on the job as a backing dancer. out comes dk of seventeen fame, hat on backwards. you are now the unsuspecting participant of his zumba class
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tears in my eyes. has everyone looked at jun with 60+ cakes today
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I will bring up these pants at any given opportunity forever I think
can everyone pleaseeeee quote or reply with your favorite vernon outfit (could be stage or everyday idc i just wanna seeee) 😮💨
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does the carat who said I don’t understand but I love you know they’ve changed the trajectory of hoshi’s life
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svt do this a lot but I’ve seen other groups do it too and it never stops being funny esp when it’s a group you don’t know and you can just pin point who’s running that show immediately
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noticed that the soop editors seem to choose the style of background music for clips of each member cooking based on how confident they personally feel in their cooking abilities and so far I’ve observed they have upmost confidence in jun and very little in dk
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congratulations JEONGHAN his several years of soft launching a rap career audition for woozi at every possible opportunity have finally paid off
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the world kinda sucks rn but I am glad I was born at the right time to experience a kpop boygroup run their annual 3 day social experiment wherein they attempt to subject an audience of thousands to every possible emotion on the human spectrum in rapid succession
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