Farmhousehens
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US Army Veteran #101st #MAGA , #Trump2024 Central Texas, Chickens, Turkey, Ducks, Quail, and Cows. Longhorns Cowboys Mavs Rangers
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Heard of it, never saw it until now. This egg was laid without a single piece of shell. It's a 1st for me! Feels like a water balloon or a squishy ball. Have any of you seen this before?
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@nytimes
The New York Times can't even afford a Blue Check Mark. We all know y'all are a Lefty Satire Site anyway. It's OK, as Joan Rivers would say. We all know.
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Another Chicken Farm in Tennessee up in flames. Just trying to ruin the American food supply. We will just build them back better Joey!
I’m not a hard-core conspiracy theorist but there does seem to be a lot of places associated with our food chain that are having fires.
This is currently happening in Loretto, Tennessee to a huge chicken farm that houses tens of thousands of chickens.
Are people so incompetent
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Two Hens for every person in the house will keep a Family with Fresh Eggs. Circa 1918. Hens, get you some!
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Surgery day! Spinal Fusion
L4 L5
L5 S1
See yall on the other side!
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My little rascals laid 98 life savers today. Remember, you just need like two or four or eight chickens. You don't need that many new friends!
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To all my Easter Egg grabbers out
there, just watch where you put your
hands cause snake season is in full
Bloom here in Central Texas. Graphic
content! Yes, I killed him! No, I would not do it differently. Just be aware!
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92 was the Golden number laid today, these were the colorful ones. Let's see yalls eggs!
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Donated 90 Dozen eggs today to the Bastrop Food Pantry. Enjoy those eggs, Bastrop! Vader was the most Johnny Cash Rooster we ever had!
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You know I come close, but have never received 100 likes on a pic or Tweet. This one is certainly not worthy of that Merit. Looked back at my media uploads today, and none ever hit that plateau. Speckled Sussex Wyandottes
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We've been noticing the girls a lilltle
on the hefty side, so in order to get in
better shape, we've been running
some 40's. Everyone's working at
their own pace as we're not all on the same level.
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When you see it, let me know. Would you believe I have a hard time getting rid of these beauties. Need that egg vending machine.
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To know him was to love him. RIP ol Chief! Watch him dance. He was a Chicken man!
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Having Surgery on my back on the 16th, Spinal Fusion. Sorry I've been MIA, just a lot going. Will be my 4th surgery in 3 years! Dominiques Hen
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Told the chickens that they could be off early today. Pretty sure they understood me from their excited reactions. Happy Hour, Drinks, and Buffet.
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Let's see your rarest chicken or rooster or the craziest breed you have. This guy is a Buff Polish!
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Called a company meeting today to inform the Roosters they could no longer identify as Hens. Let's just say when there was no crack corn, it didn't go over to well. This video is for the chicken lovers out there.
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This is what raising chickens with children and grandchildren is all about. This pic is why I do what I do. The memories and beauty of a girl and her chicken. This was my favorite pic guys. Thanks
@SethSLarson
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Let's see your favorite chicken or pics of your chickens. Hen, here is one that lays the Dark Chocolate Brown Eggs in our pics. French Black Marans. Show us your amazing flock!
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Wow, due to
#Bidenomics
and
#Bidenflation
, these eggs are now unaffordable for the average man. Better get a second job if ya want these delicious eggs. Sorry pal, only eggcepting gold now for these gals!
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Some days are easier than others, some things just make don't make sense, but what Biden did to Easter shall not be forgotten! Fk Joe Biden and his crooked goons!
#fjb
#USA
#FJBWeCelebrateEasterFirst
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I said, I said, I said, "Let's all meet at the watering hole."
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Barred Rock Hens are great addition to any flock. Friendly, foraging, egg laying machines laying up to 280 Large Brown eggs a year. USA
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Just got word from MSNBC that their far left propaganda machine wants nothing to do with our conservative eggs on their sacred awful airwaves. Rachel Madcow informed us that our eggs will not be on Morning Joe or her horrible show on last place MSNBC.
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Got Hip replacement surgery Wednesday. It's been a tough few months. Temple TX VA.
#newhip
#Hip
#ValorantArt
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Running, flying, singing happy Chickens on this Easter Sunday! Video pre snake.
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Eggs, eat ya a handful today or tomorrow, they're good for you!
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How many is to many? Hell, I don't know, but we have a couple! That's what I tell'em!
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Beautiful sky tonight with lighting included tonight. Beautiful show, no rain though.
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My favorite rooster or chicken ever, their will never be another Queen. Rest easy, ol'boy! Let's see your favorite Rooster!
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One of my favorite people in life. My 19 year old mini me. Love my Son!
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Wheels up, chickens down, not an insect around. Made them work for it today.
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Found this gem in Tomball Texas today! To much Chicken art work or not enough?
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Blue Laced Red Wyandottes Hen here is a very good forager, and will lay up to 260 medium brown eggs per year. Having these will definitely brighten your flock and will make having chickens great again! USA
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Easter Eggers Hen here has become very friendly with me the past few weeks. Always hoping up and being right next to me. She's nameless?
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90 Healthy Babies have arrived. Zero doa's. Silver Laced Wyandottes, Black Australorps, Speckled Sussex, Easter Eggers, and Blue Stars. Hatched on Valentines Day.
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Egg in the middle here is most certainly a double yolker. We will all see tomorrow, I will film its opening! Definitely twice as large as my other eggs tonight. Count was down to 75.
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My favorite hatchery and the most impressive birds I have ever gotten came from Cackle Hatchery. Their website has the most detailed information about breeds, where they originated from, rate of lay, color of eggs, and so forth. This Rooster is a Blue Laced Red Wyandottes,
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Speckled Sussex Hen here will weigh about 6 lbs, laying up to 240 large light Brown Eggs per year. We call these the lap dogs of Chickens. Very friendly to have in any flock, and she will even help you do chores.
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So instead of just letting Eggs go to waste or go bad for that matter I have decided to donate our over flow to the Bastrop Food Pantry. Helping others makes me happy!
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Chickens here don't eat snake, they did their best to stay as far away from the headless monster as they could. They would be good a circling the wagons, though.
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Like sands through the hour glass,
So are the days of our lives!
Tonight's Central Texas Sunset and a few of the leftovers Ma threw out!
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Collecting the eggs tonight. This Coop had 44 eggs, the other 4 Coops had 38, so this is their favorite Coop by far daily. I have coastal hay in for bedding currently. What do yall use?
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Heading over to throw some feed and the chickens met me with a loud, funny reception. Really think they think I'm a walking feed bucket even when I have empty hands.
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Today's knuckleball count was 75 for those of you keeping score at home!
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Fun Fact, these Chickens have never been fed a day in their life. Listen to this madness.
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Little 4 hour surgery can't hold me down. Thanks yall, for all the support! Now it's recovery time!
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When our eggs make it to their final destination and my friend sends me this pic of how pretty and happy it made them. Solid Gold!
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Donated 36 eggs to Reedemer Lutheran School in Austin today. Three different classrooms will use our eggs for incubation and learning. Love seeing the kids learn about chicks and chickens.
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Instead of getting to 5k yesterday, my page actually lost about 10 followers. Math is not mathing! Probably Biden Simps anyway! Go Trump! Easter Egger Hen here with those Baby Blues! 💯
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Raining pretty good right now. Caught this video right before it started around 6 pm. Lots of tempers and emotions flaring while they were looking for those sweet yellow cookies the hens love so much. The hens were moving and grooving and singing their songs tonight.
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SCOTUS Unanimously Keeps Trump on the Ballot in all 50 states. 9 - 0 Colorado and all Loser Blue States can let their poor Liberal Democrats Tears flow!
#MAGA2024
#MAGA
#Trump2024
#USA
#SCOTUS
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RIP my boys!!! Queen, Vader. Zeus and Chief.... While I was down, I could not defend these guys, and I let them down. Hence my absence from X... Just feel like I failed them!
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The unboxing is hard to video when they send 5 boxes. Ordered 200 Easter Eggers. Received 208. Order 40 Bantam Silkies Received 44.
256 Total Burds with Zero Doa's.
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Chickens lay a wide variety of egg colors, but the color a chicken lays will always be the same! Below is a wide variety of eggs, from Olive Eggers, to Easter Eggers, to White layers, to Heritage breeds to Marans! Chickens are fun! Get you some!
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Would you watch and support us if we had a YouTube channel?
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Flying Chickens, nah, more like the take off is the landing. Very short flights like Austin to Houston or Dallas. Oh, and Cracked Corn!
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Snakes coming out of hibernation will always look for a big meal. That being said if you ever find a chicken dead in your coop with a long stretched out neck, you know it was a snake that killed your Hen, and you should be on the lookout for a snake in your Coop. This snake
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How an egg is made. Name your favorite way to eat eggs? Go!
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Our eggs in a variety of ways, plus some sausage, ham, bacon, and chz. The egg color looks a tad bit healthier than store bought. Delicious! What say you? I ate the whole plate. Carnivore meal 💯
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Quail Eggs today so thats a start. Here's my Quail and plan on tripling their flock size as soon as I have enough for my incubator. Holds 122 Quail Eggs. Quail hatch in 18 days and lay eggs by 8 weeks. Quickest turnaround in Poultry.
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Tonight's workout was pretty
intense, we focused on the 1/4 mile. The chickens were moving, running and flying from station to station. Chicken fun, get your 2, 4, 8, 16, or more... Cause chicken math is real and chickens are fun!
#chickens
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Easter Eggers Hen is built just the way I like. Beard and muff and that undertone of lavender and those fire streaks on her neck. She will lay those Baby Blues!
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When you know all the noise of the day is complete and total bullshit, but you're sitting on these jewels and dgaf! Yeah, that's me. Fk'em! Trump and Truth had a great day though! Trump 2024 Believe That 💯 The Truth will set you free.
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Chickens riding on my arm, crawling
up my back, then some serious head
shots of some of our girls and
different breeds. See one you don't recognize, screenshot her, and I will respond.
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Crazy this Morning watch how Many come out of only 1 coop.
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Happy TransChicken Day! Nah, fk that. Happy Easter, my fellow God fearing, God loving Patriots!
#USA
#FJBWeCelebrateEasterFirst
#FJBiden
#TransVisibilityDay
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Was watching the hens today, and some just aren't earning their keep. I saw lots of laying around, talking, gossiping, and overall just poor manners on more than a few. Only 72 even clocked in today. Seems their all worried about Hush Money or who gets to be on the View next!
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Get out of my damn truck is what I told this one broad. This Speckled Sussex Hen here, to be exact. Giving me that side eye!
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Name your top 3 breeds of chickens you either have or want to get? Isabella is a Blue Laced Red Wyandottes hen she will weigh 6 1/2lbs and produce up to 260 plus medium brown eggs per year. Monday morning after the rain here in Central Texas.
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Easter Egger Hen here with the Beard and Muff and those pretty blue eggs!
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Here come the sprinters, and my flying hens. My clock was broken today, but there were some good times out there. Really feel these
spring workouts are working, and the
chickens are really coming along!
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Vader is MIA... All I can say. Can barely type the words, but I noticed yesterday that he hasn't been by my side in a while. I have suspicions! RIP my guy!
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Chickens in the coops enjoying some early morning grub. Two chickens is plenty, and 3 is even better. Get you some! Chicken math is real, be careful!
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120 New Babies have arrived for the Second day in a row. This batch is 50 Barred Rocks, 50 Rhode Island Reds and 20 Black Laced Silver Wyandottes. Hard work out in these Texas Pines. Do yall really like these Ugly Fellas.
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Candy Crack Corn has these Chickens acting like each throw is the first food they have ever seen. Noting says "Addicts" like this Cracked Hunter Corn does, it's a complete bloodbath in these pens! USA
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Letitia James has no honor, no
integrity, no class, and the values of a rottendirty egg. Not these eggs, though. These eggs are valued in the highest regard like Trump all across the land. Disbar the traitor commie!
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Had to have the talk with this White Leghorn Rooster. Told him it was OK to be White and not care what the Hens were saying. He's no longer drinking Bud Light either, gave it up cold Turkey.
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Tonight's Hush money count was 81. These shady characters can't be trusted, but here they are! Eggs!
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Sunday's are pretty relaxed around these pines. Chickens working the ground for every last nugget talking away! We only wanted a few when we started. Just a few!
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These two Hens were giving each other the business. Everything is all peaceful, and then someone pecks too close to the other and talks smack, and all hell breaks loose.
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Easter Eggers, Olive Eggers, and Marans eggs and a big middle finger to Joe Biden! The girls laid 81 Bidens today. What a bunch of losers.
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Speckled Sussex hen here needs to eat less and lay more. If you have a small flock and interact with these hens daily, they will soon be your lap chicken! Good layers and great for any flock large or small.
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This egg vending machine is amazing and I want one! At least one.
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Chickens did not appreciate the cows moving in on their turf.
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