Admire Makusha
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squash player// software engineer// hardware and network administrator// man city fan// catholic// alpha// GZU📚🎓
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I dated a blind girl, she broke up with me. Guess who is back with a different voice🌚
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Only holyten and winky D fans are allowed to like this tweet
🐐 🐐
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Harsh Truth of Life:
The Girl for whom you are sacrificing your dream, career and purpose
will one day turn around and ask you what you have done in your life?
And will leave you for a better Man.
#MasculinitySaturday
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Do cockroaches see each other get killed and be like, "No man😩, not Mlungisi, i was with him in the microwave last night💔"
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When a poor man gets money, his penis begins to itch
~African Proverb
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4 pieces of cake.
5 people in the family.
"I don't like cakes", said Mom♥️
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After sleeping the whole period and ur name appears on list of noise-makers😭
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The pain of deleting nice conversations because Rambo wants to see your phone😩
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Isn't it funny how these Pastors on TV pray and everyone faints except the camera men🤭
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Can't wait to get to heaven and do some dark humour
"Aye Lot, pass me the salt"
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Is Winky D the greatest artist of all time?
Yes No Doubt Absolutely
👇 👇 👇
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I met a kid outside KWAME mall crying, he had lost his $200, so i gave him $40 from the $200 i found. When God blesses you, you must bless others🙏
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My grandpa used to beat me up when I'm late guess who is late now🙂
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I have so many dark humour jokes about unemployed people but sadly none of them work😩
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Stop turning your cousins into maids just because their parents died before they could turn their dreams into reality 😕
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So I used to reduce brightness on my grandma's phone then ask her for money to fix the screen🌚
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But on a serious note guys this girl lowkey looks like a p0rnstar🌚
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I never post my family issues on here. But I'm hurt, my uncle with the stuttering issue died in prison. He never got to finish his sentence! 😫
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Pfekai macondom vakomana nezuro ndakaona mwana akafanana neni achifamba nevabereki vake ndikatiza.
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I wish your boyfriend picks you up with his female best friend and they make you sit at the back💔
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-I open twitter
-I leave twitter
-I open WhatsApp
-I ignore everyone
-I close WhatsApp
-I return to twitter
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Taking the flower bouquet from the coffin and throwing it to the crowd to see who is next>>
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There is someone still alive today because you don't want to go to the prison
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Now that the Winky D and Jah Praizer debate is over... Who is better between Jah Praizer and Tocky Vibes?
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If your Mother is no more, My Mother is your Mother😌🙏❤️
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The person who discovered collapsed Doggy deserves a public holiday 🔥🤌🏾🤝
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Imagine calling your girlfriend at 2am and she's on another call 💔😂
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Excluding Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, recommend a series you enjoyed. ❤️
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After buying 8gig data😊
My mind: "step mom seduces step son"😂
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It's important to date a beautiful lady.... Wozongoti wakagara neteam rako woti "for instance tarisa madam vangu"
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Chemistry teacher:
Does it increase or decrease?
Back benchers: Crease🔊
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So my neighbour who stole my diary just died.... My thoughts are with her family🌚
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Pornhub is paying $36,000 for HOMEMADE content So, if you THINK you recognise me 😯 just mind your own business 🤫
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So this girl refused to date me because I work at the mortuary. She then died in a road accident.
Look who is dying to see me now🌚
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We didn't fool you yesterday because your man already does that to you everyday
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Gf: My doctor suggested to me not to have sex for 2 weeks
Bf: Doesn't matter but what did your dentist say?
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Some Ex's need to understand that even if we hear they now drive a plane ✈ or own the world, we will never regret leaving them👋
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Get a boyfriend already Sis, your room can not sound like a barbershop every night!
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If a girl blocks you for no reason, you've been blocked by her boyfriend
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American : I was so poor that I used to sleep inside my car
Zimbabweans :
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Doctor : *you are pregnant*
Girl : "No! My Mom's gonna kill me"
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Varume handei mberi nekuzviuraya kana tahurirwa, tipere tese tione kuti zvinosara zvichihura nani nxaa🙄🙄😬
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When your father-in-law yells: WHO THE HELL'S CLAPPING AT THIS TIME?
You:
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👴🏿: Makoti
🧔🏿♀: Baba
👴🏿: Gara mushe Mafeelings ahana zera
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Ndechipi chinhu chekuti chero ukava broke sei hautadze kuchi aforder
Me: Herbs
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Before i start posting nonsense I juss wona thank God for another day🙏
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Hanzi paCUT nepa GZU kana ukachena ndiwe unotofeeler out of place😂😂😂
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I am old enough to live alone but Moms na Mdhara varikuramba kunogara kumusha!
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Imagine commenting on his post and he deletes your comment😂
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I can't believe that I grew up thinking morning glory was a gospel song 🌚
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Once you start watching porn and masturbating there's no going back!!
“Inenge ingori aka ndokekupedzisira ndobva ndasiya” 😂😂
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Kids should watch cartoons to improve their language
The cartoon :
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Sir Isaac Newton: I like them thick asf. Writer: But sir we can’t write this
Sir Isaac Newton: Then write this, “The greater the mass the greater the force of attraction”
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System: *enter password*
Me: chitungwiza123
System: *password must contain capital*
Me: harare123
System:
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Totuma boyfriend yako kunotenga maIce kumaShops obva adzoka hake asina hanzi kwashota 50 bond😬
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There are more potholes in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 than loyal girls😩
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If she is attracted to you she will reach orgasms regardless of your performance
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My humour is so dark you'd probably think I get it from Kenya🇰🇪
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Haaaaa maBlesser murikupa mababe edu chirwere mhani nxaaa!😬😬😩
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I'm broke so when I say "call me if you need anything".... I'm referring to hugs, prayer or words of encouragement.... You know, the free shit😒
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Hw a girl sees you on a video call when she doesnt like you😁😁
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That woman who’s giving you one word reply is replying another dude with voice notes, love emojis, and long texts. Learn or perish!
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One day i will say Mjolo with a calm voice and the life machine goes tutuuuuuu📉
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This is the guy from my math book
Who buys 50 bananas for no reason
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Why do girls drink this before visiting their boyfriend🤔
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If you want to test her loyalty be in a long distance relationship with her for a year if she remains faithful, keep her she is a keeper.
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Y'all gotta respect those basketball players, they play with sneakers and jerseys that you guys use for swag😂
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How they chowing the love of your life while you are loving and supporting.
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