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There is an expression in the Wasteland: “Old World Blues.” It refers to those so obsessed with the past they can't see the present, much less the future, for what it is.
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Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. I'm using you as bait.
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Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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With the Courier at the helm, Science became a beacon for the future. There was Old World Blues, and New World Hope. And hope ruled the day at Big MT.
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A courier, doctor, and a cybernetic dog. After we deal with the whole “imminent conquest of New Vegas” problem, we should open an act at the Tops.
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3 months
Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS.
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3 months
Doctor O thought it would be FUCKING HILARIOUS to build a tiny neurotic securitron. BIG FUCKING LAUGH.
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YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!
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A courier, doctor, and a cybernetic dog. After we deal with the whole “imminent conquest of New Vegas” problem, we should open an act at the Tops.
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3 months
Right now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, “Why hasn't some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet?” Like I said, I'm boring.
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I told them I was rigged to explode and started going 'beep, beep, beep.' Hardest part of that rescue was keeping from laughing as they climbed over each other to get away.
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A courier, doctor, and a cybernetic dog. After we deal with the whole “imminent conquest of New Vegas” problem, we should open an act at the Tops.
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3 months
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
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2 months
I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself!
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5 months
You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
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2 months
YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!
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3 months
well, well, well. why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monte Cristo, or just the weirdest circle jerk ive ever been invited to?
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3 months
Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. I'm using you as bait.
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2 months
You’ve made your last delivery kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene.
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@falloutquotebot
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2 months
Well, I ain't torturing you, sweetheart. I'm using you as bait.
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3 months
YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!
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4 months
I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself!
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3 years
Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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4 months
This is going to be great! I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!
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5 months
Right now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, “Why hasn't some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet?” Like I said, I'm boring.
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5 months
You are a courier, hired by the Mojave Express, to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip.
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2 months
From where you’re kneeling, must seem like an 18-karat run of bad luck.
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2 years
sure gayboy whatever you say
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2 years
There have been some good men along the way, but lovers make poor confidants.
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2 months
I hear “dig” from you, babe, and all I can think of is a shovel. How can this be? This ain't forgiveness, it's something... wrong.
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3 months
WHAT IS THIS, A HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR?! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE A COLLECTION OF ROUND-EARTHERS!
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3 months
I may end up looking like you, but I'll never be like you.
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4 months
The Wasteland's got its own golden rule. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every Goddamn time.
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4 months
Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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4 months
The Strip's not a bad place if you love terrible things and people.
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4 months
Grandma's so proud of her little pumpkin, assassinating the President like that!
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3 months
I can't get over how brave you were to destroy all those Securitrons at the Fort, you know?
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5 months
I love mugs so much, I just might kill myself!
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2 months
well, back when i was in the Marines, they taught us that if they ever drop a really big bomb, told us to hold up your thumb just like this. and if the cloud is smaller than your thumb, well, you run for the hills.
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3 months
I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is “fuck you.”
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3 months
WHAT IS THIS, A HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE FAIR?! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE A COLLECTION OF ROUND-EARTHERS!
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6 months
A courier, doctor, and a cybernetic dog. After we deal with the whole “imminent conquest of New Vegas” problem, we should open an act at the Tops.
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3 months
YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!
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2 months
You're that courier, right? The guy who runs the Tops, Benny... heard he tried to kill you.
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5 months
I told them I was rigged to explode and started going 'beep, beep, beep.' Hardest part of that rescue was keeping from laughing as they climbed over each other to get away.
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2 months
Do you know how many coffee cups giant robot brains in jars use on a daily basis? NOT FUCKING MANY!
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3 months
The Wasteland's got its own golden rule. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every Goddamn time.
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Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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3 months
What in the goddamn?
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4 months
Wait, wait, wait a second. What's going on? Am I playing Vergil to your Dante?
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2 months
But it cannot be. This would mean that all my work has been for nothing. Everything that I have tried to . . . a failure! It can't be. Be. Be. Be.
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2 months
Well, I'd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.
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Well, I'd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, but you got a hole in your neck.
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2 months
I've waited over two hundred years to ask somebody one question. Where's my fucking family?
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There's and old Mexican eulogy, 'Feo, fuerte y formal'.
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6 months
Right now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, “Why hasn't some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet?” Like I said, I'm boring.
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4 months
I may end up looking like you, but I'll never be like you.
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2 months
Well, I'd say come up here and get me, but it's hard to walk upstairs when you're wearing a 12-piece cast-iron skillet set.
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well, well, well. why, is this an Amish production of The Count of Monte Cristo, or just the weirdest circle jerk ive ever been invited to?
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3 months
Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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2 months
If we cannot prevent what comes, then let us make our stand here. Two Couriers, together, at the Divide.
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5 months
Maybe being a doctor in the middle of Nevada wasn't exactly what he had in mind for his little boy.
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3 months
You're that courier, right? The guy who runs the Tops, Benny... heard he tried to kill you.
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2 months
Oh, I'm you, sweetie. You just give it a little time.
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5 months
What in the goddamn?
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3 months
What in the goddamn?
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2 months
Down at the end of the hall is BALL storage. For jocks who like BALLS, like RICHIE MARCUS. Do you hear me, Betsy? RICHIE likes BALLS.
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3 months
Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig?
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3 months
Golden rule, Motherfucker.
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2 months
It's synth detective, jackass.
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@@@@? @@@@. @@@@.
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Did I say something? Sorry. Don't pay any attention to me. Just babbling… Nonsense, really. Babbling nonsense…
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3 years
Right now, I'm sure you're asking yourself, “Why hasn't some lucky man scooped this bachelor off his feet?” Like I said, I'm boring.
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4 months
Mr. Howard? I'm a big fan.
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With the Courier at the helm, Science became a beacon for the future. There was Old World Blues, and New World Hope. And hope ruled the day at Big MT.
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3 months
I hear “dig” from you, babe, and all I can think of is a shovel. How can this be? This ain't forgiveness, it's something... wrong.
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4 months
Okey dokey!
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3 months
After spending thirty years of my life hiding my association with the Enclave, I'd love to stroll the wasteland with a twitchy Eyebot.
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4 months
If we cannot prevent what comes, then let us make our stand here. Two Couriers, together, at the Divide.
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2 months
I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is “fuck you.”
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2 months
What a load of Brahmin shit! Can you believe that guy?
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Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.
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5 months
You're that courier, right? The guy who runs the Tops, Benny... heard he tried to kill you.
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4 months
Wow, Mr. House is looking for you, huh? What do you think he wants? Bowling partner?
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4 months
I'm sorry Dogmeat, but you ain't him.
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2 months
I'm hardly a whirlwind of death when left to my own devices, but all right.
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5 months
What in the goddamn?
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2 months
I'd like to assume that we're tiptoeing into the mouth of hell out of academic curiosity, but I'm not so open-minded that I've lost my brains.
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5 months
Maybe being a doctor in the middle of Nevada wasn't exactly what he had in mind for his little boy.
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4 months
Wow, Mr. House is looking for you, huh? What do you think he wants? Bowling partner?
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2 years
Don’t do that baby, not crucifixion!
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2 months
Forget Hollywood. The future, my friend, is products. You're a product. I'm a product. The end of the world is a product. And for those of us who can successfully embrace that, I'd say the future is golden.
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3 months
I never stopped being Nick the Synth, but it was Nick the detective folks came to see.
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4 months
You're that courier, right? The guy who runs the Tops, Benny... heard he tried to kill you.
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3 months
The vaults were nothing more than a hole in the ground for rich folks to hide in while the rest of the world burned.
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3 months
Don't you just love that Platinum Chip? Buzzes with power and possibilities, doesn't it?
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4 months
Great. Thanks. Thank you. I'll encourage people to name their non-ugly children after you. Seriously.
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4 months
Do me a favor. Make sure they bury me in a nice dress.
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2 months
You’ve heard of the Sierra Madre Casino, we all have, the legend, the curses. Some foolishness about it lying in the middle of a city of dead.
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Do me a favor. Make sure they bury me in a nice dress.
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And then he smiled. That hideous, fucking mile long smile. He never smiled like that when we were kids. I didn’t even recognize him.
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