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@Marcus_cel Retirement homes in 2100
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@isleofpuffin We're back
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@NapoleonBonabot Which way, gaytheists?
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"You never doubted my plan, did you?"
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Infant’s dark brown eyes turn bright blue overnight after COVID-19 treatment
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"Your cell in GITMO will be very, very cold." *sniff* "I'm so sorry Peter..." *sniff* "H-heil Trvmp..." "Are you Jewish?"
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Over the past 12 hours, I've had a series of productive conversations with members of the Trump's team and I am confident he will be the strong ally gun owners need to defend our Second Amendment rights. My comments made last night were ill-informed and unproductive. I'm 100%
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@Martposting Last coal of the year, going out with even more brimstone
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Which seat are you taking?
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@restoreorderusa Blacktrick Casey vs. Haz Ar-yan
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@gunk4188 @GodCloseMyEyes "school to prison pipeline" "capitalist indoctrination" "Prussian education system" "Systemic racism" "Eurocentric teaching"
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@ArmchairW Remembering this NAFO gem from a year ago
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@tulpapilled Minute 40 of the 30 second history lesson
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@Mssr_le_Baron You know it's rough when even the replacements (second gen East Asian Ivy Leaguers) are getting replaced
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@eternalvoyage77 @captivedreamer7 "Hard work" is the RW equivalent of yummy food. Haitian subsistence farmers and Afghan herders both work "hard", that's kind of the default state of humanity
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@MainstreamViews Considering her record, that's likely a hasty decision
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@pope_head Palestinians when asked to stop hating White people for five minutes (impossible)
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TRUMP to Elon: "If I wasn't talking to you right now, I would probably be talking to you from a different place..."
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Divine intervention
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@6cknessun2death The fanbase, men with autism, is still the exact same.
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@4HourL This is actually how autism works, but normally it's limited to didactic knowledge of the SS divisions
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@goonerarmpits NFKRZ needs to be drafted IMMEDIATELY
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@WalterBithell @BruinGOP There's exactly a 0% chance you actually believe that about Palestine, but when it happens to Whitey, it's a good thing
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@rbowlin86 @hayasaka_aryan They operate on their own (fake) moral system, so reversing the roles doesn't work. "You won't hire white men? Imagine the outrage if I chose not to hire black women! How hypocritical!" But since Whites and men are inherently evil, their actions are just and yours aren't
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@Martposting Argentine millionaire
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@ForgottenNemets He mentioned that this has a ~1/3 success rate in a space a while back
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@Hussitegaming Historians like David Stahel and Stephen Fritz sheepishly admit that Hitler's generals were unironically oblivious (Hitler being correct) to the strategic aspects of war, they actually thought his ideas about "oil", "natural resources", and "allies" were insane
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Anti-space is anti-White!
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Wilmot Robertson on the moon landing and it's aftermath (From "The Dispossessed Majority): (Forgot how good this was).
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@PoisonOutPlant You have testicular cancer
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@cirnosad The British military, completely devoid of funding, is entirely reliant on copium to provide national security
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@adolfmaxxing "You might think that 5 is a seat number, but it's actually rapist minesweeper"
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@FistedFoucault Unless the left wing of this movement is Peter Rex, we have not gone far enough.
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@hope_pead Ibrahim al-Lincoln
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@Rho_die Let's see how his polycule's commune holds up against Bandenbekämpfung tactics
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Whenever a libtard asks you "Having a normal one?" this is what they think you should be doing
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Nights like these >>>>>
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@raven_brah I'm actually pretty sure everyone went about their daily lives wearing torn brown rags with mud on their faces
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@kunley_drukpa Tutsi excellence
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@RichardHanania >Loses war >Loses war, gets bailed out by liberals and communists >Loses war again >Loses war again >Dies >BASED ARAB NATIONALIST HERO!!!
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@wanyeburkett @GarrettPetersen The gender equality section of the Japanese constitution was written by a Jewish feminist following Japan's defeat in WW2 (Beate Sirota)
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@witte_sergei NAFO has deployed their latest cope: umm, actually we didn't lose yet!
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@Nimbopill "She" is a biological male
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@remnantposting The endless far right squabbling over trivial differences actually serves an important purpose: whoever wins gets to decide what Tucker Carlson believes next month
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@NapoleonBonabot This has been a bit of deliberate Russian trolling for 100 years. They make their mortar rounds slightly larger than the West, so that they can use captured ammo while their opponents cannot
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@Paracelsus1092 We've had 2500 years to do history and philosophy and all we've ever managed to do is downgrade
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JUST IN - Man in Germany received 217 Covid jabs — BBC
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@captivedreamer7 Similar to Reagan, I think - clueless old WASP who views Mexicans as hardworking TRADCATH family men who help out at the ranch
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@DantonNicholas The fascist Aboriginals hoarded the land from poor English migrants, many of whom were forced to move halfway across the world for committing minor crimes. The Australian proletariat rightly redistributed the land from its feudal owners and gave it to the impoverished workers
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@AshaLogos The final victory of Norman feudalism over the freedom-loving Anglo-Saxons
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@witte_sergei NAFO's top general
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@huhlakat @ForgottenNemets "Oromo, Zulu, Hausa, Hutu, Shona..."
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@MarmotRespecter 95% chance it depressurized and was immediately crushed by the water pressure.
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@Mssr_le_Baron Looks like a highly deliberate & planned assassination attempt. He probably would have scrubbed his socials in advance to hide certainly far-left motives
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@markeagles8008 @Jordanpkjj Fischer saw right through Kasparov
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@caputa_viktor @Bleppzamu *Gets arrested by NKVD*
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@ForgottenNemets "Caliph of liberalism" is the funniest shit ever
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@Anorionn Wage labor (capitalist slavery) is LITERALLY theft, but don't you DARE be a NEET!!!!
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"This is so much more important than me, or my life"
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@pope_head Organized European armies vs native Africans is the closest thing Earth has to PvE
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Consider that Ebonics is to English what Vulgar Latin was to Classical - the streets of 3rd Cent. Rome were full of barely fluent 56% Syrian mongrel "Romans", walk outside and all you hear is "SHEEEIT Marcus, dat grain dole aint hittin no mo!!!"
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@IchbinHussite For what it's worth, Cromwell briefly reduced the illegitimacy rate in Britain to .5% from 5%, the lowest rate ever recorded anywhere in history.
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Anti-libtard insult is listed as the most common definition of the word. We made it, 2016 bros...
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@Peter_Nimitz Nothing Ever Happens
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@VDAREJamesK True, but tied with Trump is losing against Trump, and losing against Trump nationally is losing badly.
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@Anorionn The jokes cannot possibly write themselves any harder
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@hope_pead Mass literacy has proved itself an excellent example of "Just because you can doesn't mean you should"
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@bobby_on_mars @Howlingmutant0 George Samson was given a white feather on his way to a VC reception in his honor. He was hit by MG fire 17 times during the Gallipoli landings.
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@youngwerther123 >trashy femgooner smut >trashy femgooner smut >trashy femgooner smut
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@bog_beef "Mein Chüdler... your DNA results are in..."
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@RustAndMist They, too, will be catapulted across the border.
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@gwyrain "Clearly, the Pope is controlled by Jews"
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@Peter_Nimitz Annexing Canada (America's Ukraine) is just about the only useful thing a party has ever proposed in the past 50 years
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>Modern Greeks pronounce Zeus "zefs"
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@HunterbidenBWC Mart said it best: In South America, only ruthless libertarian capitalism can unshackle European excellence from the chains of socialist brown nationalism
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@captivedreamer7 Very few of them can do this, since most view immigration as fundamentally moral project, one that will simultaneously elevate the West to a diverse SocDem utopia while absolving us of our past sins of RAYCISM and IMPERIALISM
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@Bleppzamu I've legitimately never heard a good atheist response to this.
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@extradeadjcb Like all libtards, he complains about "pre-existing societal hierarchies" but never explains why they pre-exist
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I'm all in.
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@CursedOrthodox Orthobros reverse engineer Theravada Buddhism
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@mereranarchy @jeremykauffman I have a nephew who told me at 14 his life goal was to stay home and play video games all day. He is now thirty and never worked a day in his life.
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@captivedreamer7 "I'll have to double check the Latin there..."
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@harrowthefirst1 @JigokuCake Yet he ultimately succeeded in his plan to inflict misery on Americans
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