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#DunkiReview
- In short, Rajkumar Hirani’s BEST film till date and Shah Rukh Khan’s BEST film since Chak de India! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
- SRK is the greatest romantic hero of our times, and while this is not the typical love story, there’s no better lover than Hardy.
- Hardy is the
SRK promotion strategy.
#Dunki
2010s:
- Interviews
- Reality show appearances
- Stand up with Kapil Sharma
- Youtuber collabs
- City tours
- Merchandise
- Brand tie-ups
2023:
- Advance booking khul gayi hai, aa jaana family ke saath.
Who are we?
-Rajput Karni Sena
What do we want?
-To protect a woman's honour
How do we do it?
-By threatening another woman with physical violence
#FringeAttacksDeepika
#Padmavati
#Pathaan
- ₹1,055 cr
#Jawan
- ₹1,160 cr
#Dunki
- ₹256 cr (after day 5)
2023 Total - ₹2,471 cr
- Shah Rukh Khan all set to cross ₹2,500 cr WW gross latest by Dec 27, 2023.
- The highest ever collections in a single year by a leading actor in Indian cinema
- Neha Dhupia was
Rest of Bollywood: Interviews, Kapil Sharma show, KBC, Influencer collabs, City tours, comedy roasts
SRK: 15 min hai, jaldi sawaal pooncho fir AbRam ke saath FIFA khelna hai
Saw the
#AgendaAajTak18
session by
@sardesairajdeep
with
@JM_Scindia
. Was glued to each and every word, what a great orator he is. Terrific with words, fantastic crowd puller, a true leader. Congress have a real gem of a leader and person!
BREAKING: Sitting at the special screening of
#Dunki
in Rashtrapati Bhavan. The President is loving the movie, and so are all the guests.
In curiosity, I asked the organisers why they chose Shah Rukh Khan’s Dunki instead of
#Salaar
starring rebel star Prabhas? The guy’s reply
If Ayan Mukherji wrote Deepika’s character Rubai:
-Pathaan, tum thik ho?
-Pathaan, tumhe lagi toh nahi?
-Pathaan, Bhai se milein?
-Pathaan!
-Pathaaaaaan
-Pathaan, main ek soldier hoon
-Come on Pathaan
-Pathaan!
-Pathaaaaaaan
What a guy Aditya Roy Kapur.
- doesn’t know the names of Ananya Panday’s dogs
- doesn’t have any clue about Chunky Panday’s most iconic character “Aakhri Pasta”
- only person to have never seen DDLJ
- certified thirst-trap
Overall a green flag if you ask me 👍🏻
#KoffeewithKaran
@rahulkanwal
Rahul, I did not see you complaining when BJP stole Goa and Manipur from Cong, going against the mandate of the people. Where were you then?
Sharmila Tagore talks about how Kareena Kapoor did the most Kareena thing ever by basically admitting to a group of Greater Kailash aunties that Saif and her were in a live-in relationship.
Bombay has never Bombay’ed so hard in Delhi.
#KoffeewithKaran
Even their own websites have started accepting that
#Salaar
producers are doing corporate bookings! They have now deleted the tweet, and we all know why.
#SalaarScam
#SalaarReview
: ⭐️⭐️
#Salaar
is the worst frickin’ thing I have ever seen.
In fact, it is the worst frickin’ thing that
#Prabhas
has been in. And that dude’s been in the film that ruined Ramayana.
Skip this, use that money to pamper yourself to a caesar salad instead 👍🏻
Now that
#Dunki
has shown it has the legs to have a long run at the box office, haters have started to add all kinds of expenses to the budget including Mannat’s renovation cost, AbRam’s school fees and Mitchell Starc’s salary.