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sometimes when I don’t want to pay the $100 therapy copay I go to my friend’s house and talk extra loud until her husband who’s working on his psych PhD goes “do you mind if I say something”
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LADIES imagine:
niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there
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other girls wearing all black:
-fierce
-trendy
-look like hot assassins
me wearing all black:
-stagehand
-addicted to musical theater
-somehow look like that picture of dwayne johnson wearing a fanny pack
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I don't understand ppl that don't stand for the national anthem. How can u not feel ANYTHING AT ALL while listening to the national anthem? I tear up, I get goosebumps, I get chills the moment I hear the lyrics "maybe it’s the way she walked, straight into my heart and stole it"
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someone fake date me to get back at ur ex and then accidentally fall in love with me and wonder what my feelings are and then kiss me and I’ll kiss u back and it’ll be a huge back and forth thing until finally u stand @ my door in the rain and tell me u love me and we date 4 real
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let’s spread JOY this season! 🎄
I am looking for ladies interested in a mask mandate. doesn’t matter where you live - you are welcome to join. you have to wear a mask and convince 7 of your friends to do the same! you will then receive a negative covid test in return 🎁💚❤️
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*about to be kissed*
boy: are you nervous
me: yes
boy: is this your first time
me: no, I’ve been nervous before
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it’s cute how once a year the whole country decides to watch the same show at the same time, we should do it with legally blonde next year
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Isaac Newton’s really out here claiming he discovered gravity in 1687 as if I can’t google it and see that John Mayer didn’t even invent it until 2006
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Rose: mommy how did you pick our names
Me: we named each of you after the most beautiful thing we could think of
Zayn’s High Note in You and I: that’s dumb
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Straight out of the Mormon dad joke handbook is asking "now what's your middle name" whenever he gives u a blessing
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me on ellen
ellen: so I saw you tweeted about wanting Shawn Mendes to run you over with a lawn mower
me: yeah
*screen folds back to reveal Shawn revving up a John Deere*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
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QUIZ: is he cute or are you just desperate enough to have a crush on every wavy-haired boy you meet
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do my peers know no one is forcing them to post baby announcement videos where their husband is visibly disappointed they’re having a girl
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they're a lot more funny and exciting and you might choose them instead
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The reason 🗣🗣 Niall Horan’s knees 🚶🏼♂️🚶🏼♂️ so bad 😔😔 is because he’s had to carry 💪🏻💪🏻 the weight of the music industry 🎤🎤 on his back 🙌🏻🤧🤧 for the last 8 years 😤😤
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A lot of girls don’t like to tell people where they buy their clothes but I have the opposite problem like you like my shirt? Thanks it was $10 at old navy what’s your size I’ll go pick one up and have it shipped to your house actually here it comes in two colors I’ll get you bo
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@ the girls who had their phones out during Flicker I called the police I hope it was worth it
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YOU GUYS apparently New York is a real place?? I thought it was just something Harry Styles made up for a song I’m crying
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Once I learn how to set up my sprinkler system and stop hand watering the lawn it’s over for you hose
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A reality tv show where 20 stans are placed in a room with 1 local and if the stans can figure out who the local is they win backstage passes but if the local stays anonymous they get m&gs to everyone else’s fav’s next 5 shows
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If You Knew What I Got On The ACT You Would Not Speak To Me In That Tone
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everyone stop what you’re doing and look at my name on vanessa hudgen’s IG story lol
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for lent I’m:
-never gonna give you up
-never gonna let you down
-never gonna run around and desert you
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Are you really a 90s kid if you never listened to I Will Follow You Into the Dark while crying in your high school parking lot over a boy
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At quilting club and I can hear my grandma in the corner telling the other ladies about charcuterie boards. One says “and it’s just..cheese on a plate?” and my grandma goes “oh darlene darlene darlene, you have no idea” reader, Grandma learned about charcuterie boards 2 days ago
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last time taylor swift was in allegiant stadium i was there too, I’m sure she can feel the difference in the air with me gone. hope it doesn’t keep her down and she can enjoy the game
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Date idea: we hold hands while you read my tweets and tell me I’m funny
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having a crush makes me so dumb, the other day I saw mine driving and was literally like “oh he uses his turn signals? that’s so hot”
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My name is IHOB.
The ‘B’ stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like ‘B’ and that’s all.
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dreamed that a ton of cold cases were getting solved because that was one of the requirements to enter the Swig tumbler giveaway
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100 level profs: this class is not a joke. blink for longer than .5 seconds and you won’t pass. chapter 1 test on Wednesday chapter 2 test Friday. have 130 pages read by yesterday.
400 level profs: I cancelled class for the rest of the week because it’s my dog’s birthday
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Why did all of her friends buy tickets to sk8er boi’s next show and not tell her
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pls tell me your celebrity spottings. In 2018 I snorkeled with JVN in Hawaii and he called me a sweetie angel baby
Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap
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mamma mia *rolls shoulders back, brings fists up ready to fight* here we go again
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*overheard at the fabric store*
old lady 1: what if I made [redacted] a queen size quilt and [redacted] a twin size quilt
old lady 2: oh Sharon you are BAD
*both cackle like school girls*
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If girls can't have bare shoulders bc it distracts boys then boys can't wear button ups rolled up to their elbows bc dang rt if agree
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If you can't handle me at my 3 likes you don't deserve me at my 5 likes 1 retweet
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Baby: .....m....m...m
Mother: ...mom? omg your first word is going to be mom!!
Baby: ...m...m...MAYBE ITS THE WAY SHE WALKED
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Me on March 25, 2015: I’m so glad there’s no drama between the members of my favorite 5-piece boyband
One Direction: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you
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Someone: I wish there was a way to see all of my ex’s posts about his new girlfriend immediately when they’re posted and find out about my friends’ birthdays a week later
Person who’s about to invent the Instagram algorithm: now wait just a minute
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There is only one thing worse than a rapist
*tears away paper*
BOOM
*looks at camera*
A child
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I just snorkeled with Jonathan from Queer Eye he called me and my friends sweet babies he is so kind I am crying can you believe !!!
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Someone: you were cheating on me? With 15 other women?
Person who’s about to invent The Bachelor: now wait just a minute
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he has never caught me taking a pic of him but he HAS glared at me and kerra for walking in front of the stage and I am here to confirm that being on his bad side is: far worse than death
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Would I rather be retweeted or favorited? Easy, I want people to retweet how much they favorite me
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Why do all of the 280 character tweets look like the kind of reply you’d leave on a college discussion post to get your word count up
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LADIES imagine:
It’s 20 years from now. One direction is back. You leave your suburban family of 6 to follow them on tour. You’ve got barrier and scream “SPIT ON ME HARRY” every time he walks by. Niall throws out his knees during WMYB. You update your fan blog that night
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because I was going 55 in a school zone?
Cop: no I saw you skip Fearless by Taylor swift and was gonna make sure you were ok
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Kids are wild I was telling the 8 year old I babysit about how I held a heart in my anatomy class and she asked me how many people our class had to kill to get enough body parts for everybody
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ahhh another day another girl I went to high school with falling for the “get 36 items in return” scheme
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*in an interview*
interviewer: so tell me about yourself
me: you mean my favorite color or the main trauma that’s been keeping me from moving forward in life
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If you’re ever feeling bad about your choices just know one time in an AP class our teacher let us pick our own topics for a 5-page paper and other ppl wrote about water conservation and politics but I wrote mine on a one direction conspiracy and cited tumblr and a tween magazine
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$20 to anyone who acknowledges that you can do whatever you want on your social media accounts and if you want to try out any feature on any platform you’re allowed to even if everyone else is too ??
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date someone who says things like
-I’m so proud of you
-I can’t believe you’re mine
-you’re so beautiful
-my name is joe jonas and you’re watching disney channel
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*whispers* I think it’s 🆗 that lots of girls like photography and want to make a business out of it, what makes that hobby any less allowable than playing the piano or painting or running or anything else? Why criticize someone for doing something they enjoy I guess is my point
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third wheeling, or, as my friend’s husband calls it when he refuses to let me pay, “just two parents taking their favorite kid out to the movies”
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I had a dream that Steve Harrington punched me in the face and then I said “worth it” and gave him $20
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When Jane Austen wrote “she was quite ready to be fallen in love with”,, I felt that
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Me stalking all the boys my friends are interested in that I don't trust
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What’s the nicest small thing someone has done for you? I’m just thinking about how whenever I would ride in my friend’s car he would hand me a hair tie so my hair wouldn’t blow in my face when the windows were down and it was so nice and so small ??
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lizzie: I just want you to stop interfering with bingley and jane
darcy:
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*tapping the waiter at outback steakhouse*
send my compliments to the hemsworth brother who prepared my steak
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welp time to get ready for bed! *changes out of day pajamas and into night pajamas*
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Share this to your wall if you’re not afraid to have a SOLDIER on your TIMELINE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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hey twitter I was lab partners with this boy all semester in 6th grade. we really hit it off and were basically best friends and I really need y’all to please help me find him I miss him and want to see how he’s doing now!!
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if sodalicious doesn’t flip your drink upside down before giving it to you you get your order for free
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Can’t believe Netflix made someone who hates Friends write the description
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Before saying "I do" ask ya girl if she'd leave you for Harry Styles. If she says no end it, unless u want a marriage built on lies
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can’t stop thinking about how my ethics prof explained that the harm with politicians and people in authority preaching the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” mentality is that they fail to consider that not everyone was given a pair of boots to begin with. reader I GASPED
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my sister and I got invited over to our elderly neighbor’s house for game night and after playing cards with them for an hour the man goes “do you mind if I take a picture this is just too much fun” and now we’re on his Facebook I am crying
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I just got an ad for a product I’ve been using that I have not said the name of once :) love to be watched by the government :) :) about to wave my phone in front of a paper that says “free harry styles tickets” to hopefully get an ad for that wish me luck <3
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