I asked this guy out, in the middle of lockdown, we went for boba and I invited him back to my house. He has no clue it was a date, and didn’t know I was into him the whole time.
Then when I said he was cute he got confused and turned bright red and now we’re getting married
I want to share a little story
When Koe and I first started dating, I was talking to my landlord upstairs. I come downstairs and Koe was SILENT with a face I’ve never seen before and haven’t seen since.
He says “I think coco just watched my clip on her stream. Idk what to do”
Ya know who makes me really mad in this community?
@VexTheSunEater
I ask her “do u wear earrings” and she says “yes”
So I make her earrings and was gonna gift her at Twitch con. She went behind my back to ask Koe what jewelry I like and then bought me earrings!?!???
The funniest thing to happen today
@TheKoefficient
went to the
#KFP
meetup, and some people were getting photos with him.
I was off to the side standing next to some dude who was GLARING at Koe and he leans over and asks “who the hell is this guy???”
I say, “that’s my fiance.”
My doctor: I see you’ve cancelled, can you give me some feedback?
Me: you prescribed me medicine that was mixed with something I’m allergic to. I told you this and you still put it in and you won’t give me my medicine without the ingredient I’m allergic to.
Doc: ok bye
Me, a manager, organizing flights and hotels with convention staff:
Staff: we will get you 2 rooms, one for you, one for Koe
Me: oh uhm. 1 room should be fine
Staff: ok, one room, 2 queen beds
Me: no, no one bed is ok
Staff:
Staff: OH got it
translation: a lot of indie vtuber oshis have boyfriends. their boyfriends are reading your love confessions.
indies do not have managers unless they are actually corporate and thus are not indie at all
Fuck Sony and I don’t even play helldivers. Someone called Sony, had them remove my MFA and change the email. They then signed in and racked up $1200 on my account from my card saved on file
“Never save your card”
Yeah but it was behind MFA. And you’re missing the point.
Im American, and I was adopted so when I took a DNA test I was looking forward to seeing what my ancestry was. Hoping I had some relatives around the world and maybe some cool DNA makeup.
British. 98% British 🥹 it explained my fragile nicotine addiction
Do people still not understand the desire for vtubers to go corporate? And being a talent in an agency that might not have a good reputation?
Like, people have families and bills. Still gotta work. Going corporate allows for bigger opportunities than being an indie vtuber.
He says “oh… uhh wow why are people taking photos of him?”
I said “oh he did a cosplay of Kiara! That’s probably why.”
He asks, “who is Kiara?”
I’m like “OHHHH. YOURE NOT A PART OF THE CONVENTION. WELL. HAVE FUN PEOPLE WATCHING MAN.”
Dude was a flight attendant on a layover.
Koe and I have been at our new house for a month now, so 1 month of having a kitchen has taught us a lot.
we have learned that we have a symbiotic relationship when it comes to dinners.
He cooks gourmet, rich, hearty meals one night
I cook poor white people food the next night
Yall better start being nice to each other, one of us is getting into vshojo and you’re gonna look reaaallll fuckin stupid if it’s someone you started petty drama with
Out to lunch with my family today
Family: *talking*
Nephew: I saw a video of Hermes (Koe) in a maid outfit crushing a watermelon between his thighs
Family:???????
Last week
@TheKoefficient
went to
@Nagzz21
’s house and I got bored so me and my chat decided to fuck with koe’s canvases in the back. 😎 he didn’t notice for an entire week.
And then we are at the arcade, and she gives me $100!?!?!? TO ENABLE ME INTO PLAYING CRANE GAMES????? And I didn’t have any rebuttal to that one so I’m on the lookout. She will not pull one over on me. I’m going to get her back 😡
So then we are at the zoo, right? I snuck off to purchase 2 elephant plushies. One says “best” and the other says “friends.” Before I gift her one of them, she snuck off and purchased a capybara plushie so she could gift me before I could gift her.
Yesterday marked the last episode of
@TheKoefficient
‘s In the Hole and I just wanna say that I had a blast being camera lady/producer.
I’ve gotten the privilege of speaking to so many amazing people and even becoming friends with some!!!
Every guest has been so special 💕
Koe appreciation post:
In my unbiased opinion, he is the most attractive person on the planet. I want to share more handsome pictures of him. I’m actually obsessed.
Dear Ms. Iron Mouse,
I am so sorry I missed your win live
My tummy hurt and I had to go get a tummy pill at the same time Koe was getting gummy worms.
I am so proud of you and you deserve the world
Sincerely,
Faith
I’m making an announcement
I probably won’t be going to any cons or events until late next year
With Kevin’s surgery and wedding stuff on top of the cost for school, and medical stuff, I just need to stay put and focus at home and work and save
I’m sorry friends 😭
My bank refunded me and within 2 days it was decided in my favor. Sony banned my account and I lost everything I had from 2010.
I will never make a PSN again. I will never play a PSN exclusive, and I will never blame anyone for not wanting to link it.
Also what will it take for Koe to wear the cosplay while MC-ing the OffKai concert!?
JK, I know wearing the cosplay live at OffKai in front of thousands of people is another thing entirely.
Maybe just Kiara's hats and normal clothing then
#kfp
#キアライブ
#koefficient
#faith_vtch
FINALLY!!! I GOT THE WIFI TO WORK ON THE LONG FLIGHT! I CANT WAIT TO CHECK TWTTER…
oh
And I’m not even sitting next to Koe so I can’t gossip with him 😭😭 he’s in blissful ignorance playing New Vegas
Perks of dating me:
- Always up for adventures
- Will cook for you
- Loves to give cheesy romantic gestures
- Will always be awake when you need me instead of getting proper sleep for things like Twitch Con
Also if you say “u should have read the eula” actually shut the fuck up. Fine print does not hold up in court for a reason. You’re a fucking selfish scum bag sucking on the old nasty tit of capitalism. I hope Sony picks you. Get a life and see sunlight
@TheKoefficient
Update: we are now homeless due to our house going up in flames. The cause is not known at this time and our lawyers are suggesting this video be taken down
1. Koe announces a break from streaming
2. Koe “just saw” this announcement? 🤔 surely he didn’t receive 4000 DMs about this.
3. One of the boys confirmed is Puerto Rican
4. He cleaned up his office
Something is… interesting. 🤔🤔
Hey.
Hey guys.
Do you have a POG story about
@CultistZolon
? Or just a situation where he made you laugh or smile? Comment below. Let's make dad smile 💜 Zolon appreciation thread!
Hags are a thing now? Ok I’m in. I got grey hair, a bad hip, and can knit u a scarf, make ur mom a quilt, and crochet ur dog a sweater. Koe calls me an abuelita 😭 I even got a rocking chair. Maybe I’m beyond a hag
Awkwardness of being Koe’s assistant:
Having to explain to companies that, yes, I will be attending as his assistant, yes we only need 1 room, yes we only need 1 bed 😳😳😳
It took 20 minutes to explain to Koe what a gooner is and it just makes me really happy to be dating someone who doesn’t know this shit. His mind and heart is pure. He still doesn’t understand why it’s even a thing. I picked a good man.
I just want to warn you that when I GRADUATE COLLEGE, I am going to be making a post of me GRADUATING. but please remember it’s COLLEGE IM GRADUATING FROM. I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE, I KNOW WHERE U LIVE AND I WILL BE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED