☢️Faisal Qureshi
@faisalqureshi
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Bullshit artist. Storyteller. Broadcaster. Relationship/Life/Spirituality/Faith guide. 📛 Approach with care - I disrupt conversations.
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⚠️ For those who invite me to speak in their spaces:
1️⃣ I don't speak, unless asked to.
2️⃣ I don't stop speaking until I have said what I want to.
3️⃣ I don't think like normal people.
4️⃣ My ideas are extremely objective.
5️⃣ I speak my mind, and what I believe to be the truth.
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I have never seen packages mall empty on a Saturday night.
Thank you Imran khan for destroying the middle class, and the economy.
Who needs foreign enemies, when we have domestic nincompoops.
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Pakistan Army VS Expat Youthyay
🦋🦄 Random Thoughts 💭🤔
#short
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#PakistanArmy
#Pakistan
#PMLN
#PTI
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#bilawalBhutto
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#NawazSharif
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#PakArmy_OurPride
#PakArmyZindabad
#PakistanFirst
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🌶️ Ghaddar Youthyon Ko Mirchi Lag Gayi
🇵🇰🌴Pakistan Zindabad 🌴🇵🇰
🦋🦄 Random Thoughts 💭🤔
#PakistanFirst
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#PakistanArmy
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#PMLN
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#ptioffical
#ImranKhanPTI
#bilawalBhutto
#BilawalBhuttoZardari
#NawazSharif
#PPP
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With Buzdar The Maleficent gone, it seems darkness has finally lifted off of Punjab.
Lahore is breathing once again after so many years.
It is an embarrassment what PTI did to Pakistan.
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Pakistan's Donald trump never let's go any opportunity of loving himself in public. Me me me me. Me me me. More me. Me. I me. More me. More I me. I love me. Me love me. Me is great. Me is best. Me me me.
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The destruction international enemies could not do in 70 years, one duffer did in 10 months. Middle class R.I.P.
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Pak Army Ke Payroll Pe Kaun Kaun Hay?
🇵🇰🌴Pakistan Zindabad 🌴🇵🇰
🦋🦄 Random Thoughts 💭🤔
@binaelyas
#PakistanFirst
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#tiktok
#PakistanArmy
#Pakistan
#PMLN
#PTI
#ptioffical
#ImranKhanPTI
#bilawalBhutto
#BilawalBhuttoZardari
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Pakistan ko sub né loota. Lekin Pakistan ko tabah karnay ki koshish sirf India aur PTI Youthyon né ki. Especially Expathyay. They are like termites for Pakistan.
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Kaun kaun apna maal aur bachay lé kur KPK shift kur raha hay? 10 saal ho gaey taraqqi ké. Ub tu aglay 5 saal mayñ Singapore valay bhi apna passport jala ké kpk shift kur rahay hooñ gé
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4 years in Lahore. Never saw even an overflowing garbage bin.
Suddenly I see burning piles of garbage every few days.
Why the monkey's tush is buzdar still chief minister?
But then why is khan still prime minister?
These are things for Ripley's believe it or not
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Why is Imran Khan destroying Pakistan's middle class, and the economy? Why is he making the country economically vulnerable, in favour of our enemies?
BECAUSE WE ARE LETTING HIM DO IT.
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WARNING ⚠
DO NOT engage with a youthya, under any circumstances. It has been scientifically proven that talking to a youthya for more than 16 seconds, can cause you permanent brain drain. There have been some cases where severe trauma was caused even as quickly as 12.86 seconds
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PTIs biggest mistake. They oversold in the age of Internet.
2nd biggest mistake, they appointed too many bozos in key positions, because of classic nepotism
3ed stupidity. Left it for youthyas to defend their stupidities.
Overall Wtf face-palm moment
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No electricity since 5 fucking AM. On eid day.
The monkey and his gang of twits have ruined this country.
The King of incompetence has handed 220 million sheep over to his nepotistic hyenas.
They may delude the mirror. But remember, there is a God.
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Imran khan has nawaz Sharif phobia. He can't open his mouth without cussing Nawaz.
This is what happens when you don't belong where you are - and you know it too.
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Kiya Mariam Nawaz Bhi Ghaddar Hay?
🇵🇰🌴Pakistan Zindabad 🌴🇵🇰
🦋🦄 Random Thoughts 💭🤔
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#ImranKhanPTI
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#BilawalBhuttoZardari
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Every youthya who voted, should pay double tax. They should also pay double for fuel. So rest of the nation should not suffer for their youyhyapa
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8 months after they've been in govt, PTI blames previous govt for increase in medicine prices.
And yet youthyas say these nincompoops, know what they're doing.
PTI is the worst thing to happen to Pakistan, since Musharraf.
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Thank god we didn't have najam sethi and his nepotistic fraud team playing for us. Sethi did great damage. Finally we are free of his corruption.
In case youthyas don't understand. I was being sarcastic.
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Khan is a blatant liar.
January he promised to catch the culprits behind high gas prices, and promised to refund the money.
April. No culprits caught. No money refunded.
May. Increase gas prices even more.
Shame on youthyas
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1- both these men are being VERY toxic and narcissistic.
2- Samaa TV needs to be ashamed for allowing this content to proceed.
3- The producer needs to be fired for allowing a frustrated man to scream at the anchor, telling her to take the mic away from a guest. He is a
مجھے نہیں پتا یہ خاتون کون ہیں لیکن ان کی ایک دن کی زندگی ساحل عدیم اور خلیل الرحمان قمر کی سو سو سالہ زندگی سے ہزار درجہ بہتر ہے
More power to you
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کراچی کے ایکسپرٹ اور مسیحا وہ بن رہے ہیں جن کے داداجان بھی کبھی کراچی میں نہیں رہے.
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Nawaz Sharif has been removed on weak cases, so they can be struck down by higher courts, as and when matters are settled. Just like zardari & Co are squeaky clean now.
No one actually wants to catch the corrupt. They serve a great purpose in the power game.
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I salute PTI reps for coming on th & claiming victory. Dhandla was not with PTI. Dhandla has been with nation by PTI. What a waste
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Pakistan was almost polio free. Punjab was dengue free. Then came youthyas.
Both dengue and polio are now at epidemic levels.
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Lahore was hit by 130kmh winds last night. Lots of destruction. How come there were no warnings, alerts, sirens? How come civil defence did not alert? Is our Met deptt there just to read out accuweather reports?? Do they ACTUALLY do ANYTHING?
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I am liberal
I am progressive
But first I AM A PAKISTANI
and
I am not bayghayrat
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I'm blown away
“
@FarhanKVirk
: OMG! Power of social media!
@AQpk
shows viral SLAP to
@SaifOnline
by
#IamFaisalQureshi
http://t.co/IPg0L0At4I
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Thank you Imran khan for destruction of the middle class economy. This is Packages Mall in Lahore, right now.
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This man needs to stop complaining about the past. He has destroyed the coyuntry as much as the past ones
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Does PTI not feel any shame for destroying a model city, Lahore?
There has to be some guilt, embarrassment, shame, etc?
Oh sorry. They feel no shame in destroying the whole country. Lahore is just a city.
My bad.
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خان صاحب نے اپنے ایکسٹینڈڈ سسرال کے عمرہ کا خرچا ہمارا پیٹرول مہنگا کر کے پورا کر لیا.
یہ ہوتا ہے لیڈر
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Dollar hit 154 today.
Shouldn't khan be apologising and resigning tonight ?
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I would love to hear from any normal, working, middle class person, who still supports PTI.
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About 20 years ago Nawaz Sharif disgraced my family, and almost ruined my life.
Today his family is disgraced.
Karma is real. I feel vindicated, alhamdulillah.
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No electricity since morning. On eid day. Lahore. Naya Pakistan mayn middle class ki qurbani mubarak ho
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Kiya PTI Ne Karachi Ko Tabah Kur Diya?
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Fasten your seat belts. We're about to crash. The captain has asked not to worry. He will successfully crash the plane. No one will feel a thing, once dead.
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His job is almost done.
Derail the economy
Punish Pakistan for aligning with China
Trigger brain drain
Trigger flight of money
Soon he will be on a flight to London via dubai, to live out his days in exile like his predecessors.
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Ittefaq hospital is excellent. Poor people being given free support from their family trust fund. Excellent management. Excellent facilities
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You don't feel even the slightest embarrassment, while making such comments? Honest question. I mean really. Zero embarrassment or guilt?
شہباز شریف کی اورنج ٹرین کا کرایہ کم از کم 285 روپے ہو تو بغیر نقصان چلتی ہے۔ اگر سبسڈی دے کر 50 روپے رکھا جائے تو 11 قرب کا سالانہ نقصان۔ 6.5 ارب کا سود۔ یہ سارا پیسہ آئے گا قرضے سے اور وجہ بنے گا اور مہنگائی کی۔ لیکن ان سے کوئ نہیں پوچھے گا کہ آپ کو ٹرین کے بغیر چین نہیں تھا
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Good to see Mr. and Mrs. Khan riding in an unregistered car with illegal registration plates.
#fvg786
;-) Jeeaaayyyyyyy naya pakistan
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I hv been subtle so far. But destroying public property. Damaging Pakistan's investments.1000s of poor ppl use metro bus.PTI IS ANTIPAKISTAN
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The king of foul language complaining about foul language. Hmmmm.
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I want PTI moronic leadership to now justify destruction of public property. Metrobus
@DrAwab
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Who is the most irritating?
fawad
Firdous
chauhan
Vawda
Murad
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What a brilliant question. How would you answer this?
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Sirf 2 channel bund kur do, pakistan france say behtar ho jaey ga.
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میں تحریک انصاف والوں سے معافی مانگتا ہوں. مجھ سے بہت بڑی غلطی ہو گئی.
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Gas prices go up. Electricity prices go up. Thank you Imran Khan.
I've become a true fan of PTI. Time to burn my bills and shove them up PTIs dark side. Just like Khan did during his destructive politicking.
Never seen a worse government.
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I never realised, the world would be such a boring place, without youthyas. No idiots at dinners now? How will we get entertained by morons on twitter?
I am having youthya withdrawal?
Not even one youthya left? 😕😕😕😕
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This is what's disgusting about PTI. They keep calling every1 a thief, while they're just as guilty as the rest. Now Vawda has a list of undeclared properties. Which is fine, but then why call others out?
I have great respect for Zardari, for never claiming to be honest
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Hammad azhar says opposition is scared of the excellent economy.
Does anyone know what he's on? I'd like to try it too.
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Rupee crashed
Real Estate crashed
Industry shutting down
Businesses shutting down
Middle class destroyed
Thank you Bonzo
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You can beg all night. People pay taxes when you give them a reason to. An Incentive.
With chief ministers like buzdar, and almost 200 useless ministers in Punjab, Federal, and kpk - you're humiliating the taxpayer.
You have destroyed the middle class
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Stock exchange - kaput
Dollar - 134
Gas - up the wazoo
The middle and poor classes of Pakistan have been destroyed by qaum-e-youth.
#ThankYouYouthyas
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If you know any youthya, please take a picture for record. They are about to completely extinct.
If you notice, not a single one is attacking me anymore.
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Let’s lock all politicians, anchors, and TV play writers - inside a cage in Thar desert.
Destroy the key.
All in favour?
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Wow. Hamza Shahbaz taking credit for law and order betterment in karachi. Can someone tell him that Raheel Sharif is not his Chachoo?
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To all the evil people, who used to ridicule Aamir Liaquat.
Remember the lesson. Now you all owe him, when you face God.
Greedy women killed him.
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Suna hay PTI valay Maulana Fazlur Rehman se baat cheet kur rahay hayñ.
Itna thook ké tu kabhi kisi makhlooq né nahin chata ho ga.
Matlab koi tu hud ho gi munafiqat ki. Ya nahin?
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No one who actually works hard to pay bills, still supports PTI.
Youthya members right now
- fake accounts
- sugar tycoons
- baap kay maal pay palnay valay
- gali kay faltu launday
- charsi
- mavali
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Breaking news. Nawaz sharif considering joining PSP or PTI to have all corruption charges dropped against him.
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Any youthya boycotting $$ wants to throw away at Rs 80?
Im buying all you got.
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Call it by name - MQM is still the most engaging/entertaining political force in the history of the universe
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جس بجٹ کو پڑھنے کے لئے سب کو جیل میں ڈالنا پڑے، سمجھ لیں اس میں کس لیول کا بیڑا غرق ہونے والا ہے.
مڈل کلاس پورے زور سے سانس روک لیں. شائد تکلیف کم ہو.
اور ہاں. آپ نے گھبرانا بلکل نہیں ہے. تھوڑی دیر کے بعد زیادہ تکلیف نہیں ہو گی
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Karachi conditions no better than a horrible prison. So why shocked at the mayor being in a jail? Every Karachiite is in a similar state
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Every time Nawaz sharif was in trouble, India used to create trouble at the borders. (Ref. Youthya King wisdom)
Why is India doing it now?
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>>“
@FarhanKVirk
: Salute to you Sir for giving this tight slap to every libido and Saif Ali Khan lover in Pakistan!
http://t.co/rNQENyAuNK”
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Prime minister of Pakistan, Imran Khan, has inaugurated a center of excellence, University for women, at the former Prime Minister House, in Islamabad. More than 2000 students have ready enrolled there and were present at the humble ceremony.
Imran khan zindabad
#nayapakistan
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آپ نے گھبرانا نہیں ہے.
ابھی تو بیڑا غرق ہونا شروع ہوا ہے.
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Good to see that dengue, and youthyapa, have been eradicated from Lahore. The virus eliminated itself alhamdulillah. God is great, and all forgiving.
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Indian TV and newspapers screaming against a home video from Pakistan, has vindicated me against all of their mouthpieces in pak
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ایک لیڈر جس کا ہر الزام بے بنیاد. ہر وعدہ فروڈ. اور ہر بیان جھوٹ ثابت ہو جائے، اس کا کیا کرنا چاہیے.
شاباش. قوم یوتھ کے جعلی اکاؤنٹ اپنا گٹر پنا شروع کر لیں.
1 2 3 GO
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History has never seen a more ill-placed leader. He is petty beyond salvation.
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MNS has played an ace card by not resisting this march on red zone. Total failure of IK/tuq plan to get arrested.
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بزدلی کی حد ہے.
صبح نو بجے
رات ١٢ بجے
استعفیٰ دے اور گھر جا بھائی. شائد کوی عزت رہ جاے
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Phir kehtay hayñ adliya saath nahin de rahi. 60 bantay thay. Sirf 10 diyay. Aur kiya chahiyay bhai logo?
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Shared as received
"سمندر سے تیل نہ ملنے کے بعد یوتھیوں کا ساحل سمندر پر دھرنا
'گو سمندر گو' کے نعرے
بحیرہ عرب کا نام ECL میں ڈال دیا گیا
وزیراعظم عمران خان کا سمندر کوNRO دینے سے انکار"
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Makes sense. He needs to do tauba for all the lies. And the destruction of an Islamic state. For the murder of the middle class. For his megalomania. For derailing progress. For destroying the system. Etc. Etc. Etc.
یہ رِقت آمیز گفتگو سن کر آپ کی آنکھوں سے بھی آنسو نکل آئیں گے!
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ہم سوتے رہ گئے اور دنیا مریخ پر پہنچ گئی.
بھوکے مر جائیں گے لیکن صبح وقت پر نہیں اٹھیں گے.
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Omg. Omg. I’m humbled. Proud of
@AQpk
for having the courage to play my video on his show. I am so impressed by u my friend.
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Now you can't even afford petrol to burn your hopes in it.
Thank you Imran khan for handing over the country to your real masters.
Khan was the Manchurian candidate. Youthyas failed to see it. Now they can feel it.
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Shame on coke studio for not suspending their adverts for one day. Shame on all industry for not suspending musical advertising for a day
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What are your favorite youthya words of wisdom?
e.g.
مہنگائی ختم کرنے کے لئے مہنگائی کرنا ضروری ہے.
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Karma is about to settle the score with youthya King.
When he came, the economy was in ICU, according to youthyas.
Now the whole nation is in ICU.
People dying from dengue. Children being crippled by Polio. Hepatitis and Tuberculosis becoming epidemic.
Free healthcare gone.
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:) “
@defencepk
: Thanks for putting this so simply, some humor less minions will always find a way to target you.
http://t.co/YGn3oautYU”
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Abey Tum kitnay
@FarhanKVirk
suspend kuro gay. Hut twitter say
@FarhanKVirk
niklay ga
@FarhanVirkPTI
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Dj butt ki Imran khan say Sulah ho gayi. Yeh breaking news hay BC.
Pakistan’s only true enemy is moronic media.
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Jis jis ne dosron ko chor aur khud ko farishta jataya, us ka anjam yehi hoa.
Buhut bara sabaq hay in waqeyat mayñ. Lekin sirf samajhnay aur sochnay valoñ ké liyay.
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