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@fairyyonacid

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AP bhai lambo truck vich gedi seedhi Hollywood kya maar rahe ho hmare saath do kash toh maaro direct Mars jaayenge br0
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I found my chachu's old diary and found out he was 90s Rupi Kaur 😭
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He will eat my pussy
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Buddy aapke texts dry hain, aapki height kam hai, aapko commitment issues bhi hai, aap bed mei bhi average ho, KUCH TOH LAAO TABLE PAR BRDR
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Are you even a bisexual if you don't get turned on by your own tits
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My nudes are so hot..
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Who called it bald woman in auto and not Automatically
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Rone ka mann karra hai par aadhe ghante mei sex karne jaana hai
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"police ke do dande padenge na inn logon ki saari akal thikane aajaegi" This is how normalised police brutality is in our daily lives. We sit at home and cheer on for cops knowing that we'd never be on the other side of the laathi. We need to change this. Say it. ACAB for life.
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her weed? i roll that. her food? i serve that. her heart? i own that. her back? i got that. her hand? i hold that. her ass? i eat that. my everything? she is that. my role? i play that. her bitch? i am that. #BlazeItUpForRhea
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@fairyyonacid
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being with a man would fully have you waking up mad at 7 am in the morning
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"Fuck you Anam, Fuck you Riri" in the streets, "bhaii 😭😭😭😂😂😂" in the sheets
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14 year old me listening to Manali Trance for the first time
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This is NEXT LEVEL JOURNALISM
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If you thought ugly dog discourse was over think again
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The dm request The pinned tweet
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why is "West Delhi” an insult? i am West Delhi. I love West Delhi. West Delhi is good to me. West Delhi is thought provoking. West Delhi is fucking great. fuck you if you think West Delhi is an insult.
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Bhai took forever to get dressed then rushed us through rakhi pics
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SPOTIFY ADS MAINE GAAND TOD DENI HAI EK DIN 😡
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No❤️
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Ricky🔱🕉 राष्ट्र सर्वोपरि 🇮🇳💫💥
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@khushikeaansoo So 7 days of month he will b fasting???
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Stupider the woman, bigger the Pick-me.
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My biggest flex is that me and the earthquake came at the same time
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Boys be like "banja tu meri therapist, tenu issues dava dunga"
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Comparing struggles is the worst thing you can do bc it a) doesn't help either group b) invalidates the struggles of one group just because other people "have it worse". This toxic narrative prevents more people from seeking help. All body shaming is wrong PERIODT.
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Just had a dream where Desi twt took a trip together?? Everything was fine initially, but then a fight broke out over the itinerary??? Then there were some people in the bg who had placards that said cancel cancel gang???? Bang this and I'll tell the dream in detail w names lmao
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happy birthday queer people !! 🥳
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I went out alone at a solo date tonight, had a great time, met a dude, hung out with him, got home late, got in trouble with dad, and now I found out I have a hickey too?????? Eventful night to say the least
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I HAVE GRADUATED TODAY??? Looking forward to being an unemployed alcoholic for the rest of 2021 🥳
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This boy will see my tiddies 2nite
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Sucks to admit that my therapist was right turns out I CAN achieve anything I put my mind to
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@mahifarwahaha Why did I read that as "coochie classes" 😭😭
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First day at new job today !!
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Desi Twt: Trip Edition So the trip was set somewhere in the hills. Everyone was talking to each other and it was v chill. We had to decide what to do next and that's when the fight broke out
Just had a dream where Desi twt took a trip together?? Everything was fine initially, but then a fight broke out over the itinerary??? Then there were some people in the bg who had placards that said cancel cancel gang???? Bang this and I'll tell the dream in detail w names lmao
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Legal age to drink in Delhi is 21 now wooohooooo lessssgoooo hume kya hume toh abhi bhi illegally hi peeni hai tho
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I hate that I'm the "dying to talk to you but I have physically lost the ability to text because I overexerted myself and now my social battery is drained" type of person
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Thak gyi hu vro, twt user unavailabelle aur twt user thenandaddy ka tl pe romance dekh dekh ke
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Ahh yes, keep calling me randi like that and we'll end up together ❤️ REPORT AND BLOCK PEOPLE.
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Incels really call you randi and think they did something smh
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@marrgayivan All of us rn
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Never thought I'd say this openly but here I am💜
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@RichaChadha Ma'am, all of that doesn't matter. Our point is that you as an UC have no business playing a character from a marginalized community. The story is written, played and is made for UC audiences. You guys have managed to appropriate the dalit experience and now are gaslighting them.
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wanna get my titties licked while we're high off the blow
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How tone-deaf do you have to be to not realize the kind of connotations that word has? Saying it today, especially when majority of the people using it use it to rub their Islamophobia in people's faces, is highkey insensitive. You are not edgy, just a cunt.
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This afternoon
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@tararumpampam But ig that's the point?!? He gave a lot of flops yet maintained his position in the industry. A lot of people do not get as many chances and that's where the privilege comes in.
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ram lalla aayenge, tumhari kanpati ke neeche raiphta laga ke jaayenge.
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Itihaas ka sabse mehtvapoorna space 😭
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are we living in a simulation no because what the fuck is this 😭
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#Taliban militants spotted having fun at an amusement park in #Kabul
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How did that post get 13k likes?!? The way my chachu has no idea I exposed him on Twt for clout😭
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@drunkndedduc_ Actually, it is very hygenic and not unhealthy at all. Pubic hair helps keep bacteria out of your vagina thus preventing STDs. And underarm hair prevents odour by regulating sweat. A 2 min research would have clarified all this. Keep ur hate to yourself chile it's embarrassing 💛
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls want Kareena Kapoor's sharara from K3G
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That site is not a celebration of smth great, it's a graveyard of the very foundations of our country. If you celebrate it, even ironically, remember you are complacent in the normalization of Hindu Rashtra. So mourn, mourn with all your heart for this is the death of democracy.
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Thinking about twt user muxscam and how her birthday was ruined
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I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB !!!!!
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getting high is so cute, getting drunk too aggressive
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"your password is weak" wait till you see me a day after I say 'kal se sutta band bro'
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@rohansplaining Hi husband coming over when?
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Good morning to everyone except the HR who gave me a 1000-word article to write within a day only to tell me "this isn't what we're looking for"
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Hey, remember when Manmohan Singh wrote to you and you got your chamcha to write back "no thanks, we good" to him?
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"I urge everyone to write to me with your ideas to curb #COVID19 ": PM Modi at his interaction with district, state officials.
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Apology with a "but" ain't an apology jus saying
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Update: South Delhi asshole was vaping and blew mango flavoured smoke in my face
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Friendship so tight we're suggesting porn to each other
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I don't look like any celebrity I look like a mdrchd
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Went to the gurudware today and was brought to tears just sitting there,,,a sense of calm has washed over me now I don't how to explain this but I think I just had an out-of-body experience
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Wordle bsdk bahar mil bahot maar khaaega mdrchd
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My feelings for my crush the minute they start liking me back
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C'est louche tout ca
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Rains are so cute I love them
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"Hey, babe, wanna drink some doo-" [GUNSHOT]
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Bala was our tourist guide, who escorted all the lost babygirls to safety. Ebaearu was telling us the Do's and Don'ts of the party. Terribleshoe guy was the stoner who was too much into conspiracy theories. Junyali was the gossip girl like in the show? Fatbby420 and Rifqa bullied
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This week on Keeping up with the Kaurdashians
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Me on the tl Me in the dms
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Maine maccharon ki gaand maar deni hai kisi din
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Raping someone
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What is the lowest point of Ronaldo’s career as an individual?
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@htwohoee This is what she does with all the unprotected sex guys..
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This one time a guy I really liked flirted with me but I shut it down because it didn't seem genuine then I logged on to twt to rant about how no one flirts w me
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70 years. That's 3 generations of people living in war-like situation. Kashmiri people have been beaten, raped and killed for 70 years over THEIR land. The Indian army has committed countless crimes against civilians, painting them as "militants" everytime they are questioned. 1
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Harshita ka ig 10 minute nahi chala usne pura Twt sar par utha liya tsk tsk tsk
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Mehul, dressed up as Rashi, made pohe for us. Me and Aafreen were sitting with popcorn watching it all go down while Namita was running a twt matrimonial service. Raghav was teaching people under 17 how to drink bc no one helped him when he was "small".
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Just me and my Marlboro light against the world on this 21st birthday of mine
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Naps be hitting different on company time
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Sutta bhi nhi milra vaccine ka slot bhi nahi kya chutiya zindagi ho gyi hai yaar
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Bold of you to assume any of your avis are iconic
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The fight was between the memer gang and the cancel gang and it was about whether we will get high on a trek or in a museum. The argument turned into roast then? There was Sahil and whenever he spoke there were 4 people backing him going "oh bhai bhai bhai bhai".
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smashed the patriarchy by carrying 60 kgs of raashan up a flight of stairs this is just like that time in school when I carried a lot of chairs to prove the stupid boys wrong
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bichez 🤔 be 🙄 making 🤨 fun 😐of 😟 my 😶 accent 😯 cuz 😟 i 😥talk ☹️ different 😣 but 😲 at 😒night 🌃 yall 😚 go 😋 to 😁 your 😍 husbands 😙 and 😀 say 😊daddiieee 🤗 r 😄 u 😅 raddiee 🤨to😳 do 🥺the ☺️nottie 😆nottie 😏😏🖕🖕 bitch 😒😒 the fuck??
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There was Cait who's bg music was "Cait bhi chutiya hai👍". And there was chunnu who had a pet bandar like Ross from Friends?? Then there was this notonebitfunny guy who everyone had put on mute. Also Sharmajikaputtr spoke exclusively in Hera Pheri dialogues ??
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All the authors I grew up stanning have aged so poorly except Rick Riordan. Rick Riordan is perfect. I love that man. I thank him everyday for blessing my 13 year old awkward self with Kane Chronicles and the Percy Jackson series.
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I am god
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I don't know who needs to hear this but watching Peaky Blinders is not a personality trait
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anyone who misbehaved. Gurman had prepared a song which was just the word "vibe" 250 times over. The night ended with all of us chilling with beers and looking over the world which was burning and in chaos like this:
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This gadha sent me a good morning vn then went back to sleep
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CAN YOU JUST LET HER SPEAK BIGG BOSS YEH MUJHE BOLNE NAHI DERE BIGG BOSSSSSS
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I physically cringe everytime a man tries to talk to me on here
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kaafi zor se feminine urge aari hai to learn how to pole dance
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I'd do the how many exes challenge but I keep saying "I never knew this mf" everytime a relationship of mine ends
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The best porno I've ever watched is the one where the girl is making a social commentary on how the society views women as a piece of meat all while the guy is oiling her up and eating her out after which she proceeds to take a knife and stab him in the heart
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And that was the end of "What if Desi Twt took a trip?" This was a dream so DO NOT get offended I literally had zero control over the events. Also suggest what role would others who I didn't mention would play 👀🙈
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if you know urdu I will literally fall for you
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Took a day off now i don't know what to do with myself
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