@elonmusk Every time you tweet @elonmusk you shield all of the young Elons in the world from their own creative thoughts. Was there an Elon when you grew up?

@elonmusk @elonmusk you encoded my first reply ever - “revenge is for the weak” applied to South African apartheid. Does that hold up?

I ate at a little shack on the water by the kayak rental place (by ATT Park). It was a greasy spoon, but 2 words - HELL YES.

Just now getting over my two month old twins and the expressions after they got their immunization shots this morning. Oh the pain.