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Owsley’s Owls - Live Grateful Dead - First Fridays at Midway Cafe in Jamaica Plain 6-9 Deep Thoughts JP "a psychedelic record store" in Boston NOT FAD AWAY 😜

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We are moving Deep Thoughts to Downtown Northampton! We loved being in Jamaica Plain for 11 1/2 wonderful years. Our last day is Sun 9/29. And soon after we reopen at 5 Market St, next to the Roost! We are psyched to serve the Valley! Thank you JP! Visit us in Noho! Nick & Alaina
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Not pictured: comparable lungs
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The nitrous must flow
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When you score pit tickets for Phish at the Sphere
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Haha nice
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Phish sucks sometimes and phish fans know that and embrace it and so does the band it’s all very accepted and understood. Dead and Co sucks but the culture is to act like it’s this transcendent experience and that’s what makes it suck most of all.
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The best part about Jonah Hill being canceled is that now we're all safe from him playing Jerry Garcia in a biopic
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When you get a strike at the bowling alley
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Joe Biden after 18 minutes on lot
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@moschinodorito I think people admire him because he struggled with drugs, alcohol, depression, and perhaps some toxic relationships? But tried throughout his career to find beauty in life and then shared anything he found. I always crack eggs flat on the counter because of him ha
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Time zones are wild. In Australia it’s 2023, in New York it’s 2022, and in Phish fan’s heads it’s still 1998
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If you see this dude leaving your girl’s house, she ain't your girl no more
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@reverendmoney Imagine being so high that you’re questioning nuggets
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Phish fans will be like "sorry i forgot your birthday, babe" but can name the date of a jammed out "Gotta Jibboo"
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Guys I think it’s a cult
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🚂
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Phish tour is basically Rumspringa for people who work at insurance companies so they can get a taste of life as an astral projecting carny wook before returning to their God-given station in the lower rungs of capitalism
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Intelligence is heading to the bathroom after the first few notes of a 3.0 song and hopefully beating the rush. Wisdom is running to the bathroom during the composed portion of a popular 1.0 song and getting back in time for the jam.
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Phish plays their best at venues that allow local law enforcement to arrest half the audience
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CALL KYLE
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When the sheriff catches up with you
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I heard you like getting spun and listening to fish
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Knuckle tattoos that say BIRD SONG
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Gonna tell my kids this was Jesus
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@nytimes Interesting that you picked the eve of Dr King’s Birthday to endorse two candidates who poll at less than 10% with black voters, ie don’t speak to their experiences and don’t prioritize their needs as part of the campaign.
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If this your lawyer you’re going to jail
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I don’t trust this attorney.
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“It’s called an ‘iced cold fatty’ because the tank is freezing and when you see two balloons held together they look like a juicy ass, but typically it's just food-grade nitrous oxide.”
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Comedians in cars getting their spun-out boyfriends home from Phish
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When the weather starts to feel like
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this is my Roman Empire
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She can be anything: a railrider, a lot vendor, or arrested! 💖⚡️
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Guys be like “the lot isn’t ready for us” as if the lot hasn’t seen four trustfund bros on edible ketamine with holy moly mischief shirts and loosened bowels
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It’s true
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The old adage, “jambands ruined your life, now you’re a drug addict,” has merit, but they ruin your life by treating you to 3 hour shows, displaying high musicianship and dazzling improv, in venues that allow you to smoke weed indoors, thus sinking all other live music forever
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It’s 2024 in Australia, it’s 2023 in New York, and it’s 1994 in Phish fan’s minds
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You want a miracle? How bout I shove my foot up your ass and it’ll be a miracle that you’re still alive, spun-out prick.
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Many such cases
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When somebody sells you bunk doses on lot so you unleash your wook girlfriend to scare them and get your sixty bucks back
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Even the nitrous guy at goose had a mustache
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I put “Dusty Spunion” as my name at Starbucks the other day and the barista yelled “get over here ya fuckin’ wook!!!” and the whole place erupted in laughter and people busted out their pinboards and started ripping deems and blasting shpongle
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She’s got everything delightful
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@CNNPolitics Her opinion doesn’t matter
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Tankful for y’all
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ITS TIME
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🎶 things are falling down on me 🎶
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I’ve melted my brain on drugs countless times but never to the point that I made my Facebook say I attended Grateful Dead University
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Tag yourself I’m yonder with Jeff
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He’s not unemployed he’s in a JAMBAND
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERRY WE’D RATHER BE WITH YOU 🥀
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Fuck a fancy venue in a glamorous city, gimme an understaffed civic center hockey rink with one bathroom
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The only people who like goose ARE phish fans lol each jamband’s fans are just a subset of the phish community. Once y’all recognize that you’ll stop fighting online and then suddenly have an insane amount of time freed up to try to lose your virginities
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Quick PSA to phish fans who are mad at this design: Phish didn’t invent donuts, calm down
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Normies putting random shit in stealies and other normies sending it to me like I give a shit lol
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The inside out characters in my head
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I’m rawdoggin’ a phish concert tonight: -no drugs -no concessions -no listenable music
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I hope this email finds you driving that train, high on cocaine
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Average lying phish fan:
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@corythanson Patrick Bateman going on a tangent about how he always knew John Mayer was an incredible “and underrated” guitar player and how vindicated he was when John joined Dead & Co (followed by a rant about hating Jerry Garcia and Grateful Dead music until Mayer beautified it)
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It’s so funny these Phish custies being like “why do we need wooks what do they provide” THE FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE AND THE PSYCHEDELIC LSD what do you provide??? Y’all not really pulling your weight when you just buy balloons and $18 beers in the venue
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FLIPPING PHISH POSTERS DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN ART DEALER LMAO
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Who’s Phil Lesh and why is his Grateful Dead cover band so fucking lit
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❤️
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Dating guys on phish lot
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It would be so sick if Phish’s anniversary tour was just eight shows in different historical dump civic centers in the Northeast: Worcester Centrum, Boston Garden, Providence Dunkin Deathtrap, Albany, Portland Maine, UMass Amherst, SOMEWHERE IN FUCKING VERMONT FFS, and Hartford
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Happy naked pole guy day
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Wow hetty
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Phish songs are like Woahhh I’m too high to look at my phone I took my Birkenstocks off so I can spin in a circle near the concessions stand but now they’re gone Random mammal (3X) You can get high on life because weed is a part of life *fake reggae*
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It’s called a iced cold fatty cause the tank’s freezing and when the gas man holds the balloons together they look like a juicy ass
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Bob Dylan playing electric guitar
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Tag yourself I’m august west
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Hungry like the wook
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