At the new job I do like a shit ton of phone calls and this guy was like woah since when do scammers sound so pretty /.\ I BLUSHED SO HARD and could not stop stuttering 😭
They say that if you cheat on tests that odds are you cheat or get cheated on but Johnny and I cheat on tests like there’s no tomorrow and we are nothing but faithful to each other 🤗🤭😽
Girls really out here thinking I’m a Scorpio because of my tattoo 😓 I’m sorry queen but I’m a Leo for life. Scorpions just represent my moms hometown 🇲🇽
I ordered a Cali burrito without meat and they gave me a breakfast burrito without meat and when I went to return they made me keep both!!! so a queen had two burritos for lunch 😋
I always thought everyone’s shoulders were the same and that if you hating your shoulders was weird but fuck dude I HATE my shoulders, I be looking like I’m wearing shoulder pads or something
This woman comes in and is like k thread my brows lip and chip, I thread the brows, and apparently I made one too high but she there was no hair there that’s just ba cause she filled one in too high, lip is fine, but her fucking chin dude
So I’m in the streets of IB minding my own business and see a car just like mine, and my little brain goes hmm wonder how awesome that driver is, I park and do what I have to do, I’m backing out and THE FUCKING MEAN OLD MAN HONKS AT ME FOR BACKING OUT.