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i thought i was cute this week so i did some ootd doodles with ezreal & kept going since he wanted some attention... (just dumps it here since i dont think ill finish any
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one of my friends is sick so i told him to give it to ezreal
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idk jack about kpop but i alt tabbed and youtube had started autoplaying le sserafim and upon my screen was the most beautiful woman ive ever seen and i only know one way to work thru these feelings so
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i have some trouble drawing kayn consistently cause i keep flip flopping on how to draw his hair
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hoodies came to me in a feverdream but dont have time for another wip so just memo for later
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u know those studies on how the more self-control u exercise the more fatigued your brain gets & it leads to degraded judgment mb ezreal is an impulsive dumbass bc kayn is lounging around like this 24/7 and every single molecule of ezreals brain is dedicated to not jumping him
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(talonezlux + ezkayn) sorry reposting with ship warnings fdshg
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was checking the lore book timeline to verify kayns age and spied a good boy
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i would like to thank each and every soldier for ur service to ezkayn nation
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kayn professional league of legends esports player with his boyfriend league of legends streamer ezreal who keeps trying to get kayn to stream and one day he does and ez crawls under the table a--(taken out by a sniper rifle)
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LRT i hope people understand why content of kayn like this is very dear to me
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im really not asking for much i just think if trynds allowed to fight death ez should be allowed to fuck it
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the best panel is the one where ezreal has a deadly weapon pointed at kayns heart and kayn barely notices i love the dynamic of ez with trained killers where they lose vigilance around him bc they are incapable of seeing him as a threat
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kayn in canon runeterra also having posters of ezreal on his wall except theyre wanted posters............
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ez likes his men to have a motorcycle where the fuck is your bike kayn
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(nsfw text) i like cute innocent hs ez but i really prefer base ez being the sluttiest man in existence so there is some culture shock going on here
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kayn is a freak that doesnt need to watch or read or listen to anything while eating bc he has rhaast for entertainment. ez (adhd) cannot wrap his head around how kayn can eat an entire meal in complete silence when actually rhaast is going bonkers in his head
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i think ez collects wanted posters of himself from around the world and makes a tier list of how handsome he looks in each
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> yasuold
ez: would
kayn: would
> aatrox
ez: would
kayn: yea i get it
rhaast: (question mark pinging kayn)
> tryndashe
ez: would
kayn: which...?
> kindred
ez: would
kayn: not sure about this one ez
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(in tears) kayn loves his band... he loves & trusts them so much.... "we're more than a band" what else kayn??? maybe found famil
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(wip) i fucking hate him this is what happens when i flip the canvas too much while drawing ez needs to obliterate him
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ez: (laughs at a joke kayn said)
kayn (to himself): this is great. im going to get a good grade in romantic relationships, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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ez calling kayn puppy and kayn's soul visibly leaves his body. ez calling him a good boy & kayn almost faints
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bad habits -
ez more likely to: sleep in, hoard, skip meals, lose items, be late, forget names/faces, lie, binge eat, overshare, impulse spend, shoplift
kayn more likely to: miss appointments, get lost, arson, not make his bed or clean his room, murder, keep trash in his pockets
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aquarium au specifically only works for hs ez bc hes happy as long as he gets to sing what he likes to his fans & get love and adoration
rt ez would break out before he's even an adult he's off to explore the ocean good bye
aquarium ezkayn aus which i thought were funny
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anyway i dug up my 2022 sona ref to draw this for a joke but it actually supplied a surprising amount of serotonin
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all the works about ezkayn being a secret thing is so funny to me bc i imagine everyone in the band has walked in on them going at it at least once & just pretended they didnt see them but ezkayn are too horny to notice
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kayn yoinking one of ezreals ear buds to listen to music but he's listening to a history podcast
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ezreal likes museums & dinosaurs obviously but it's funnier to think about kayn desperately trying to learn dinosaur facts to impress ezreal on a date
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odyssey kayn x sg ez is so funny. ez is just a sparkly phenomenon that appears in kayns quarters sometimes and sits on his desk and distracts him from (checks notes) galactic conquest
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the heartsteel appeal
Dipping my toes in this just once but I love me sm vanilla stuff
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i see u rhaast... kayn is not the only ez fanboy..... ez having a glitch pop era pre-heartsteel..
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kayn being second shortest means that for every group picture he is immediately beelining to ez to make himself look taller
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heartsteel ez w attachment issues, separation anxiety, lacking object permanence: i miss my bf
kayn, literally holding his hand: what
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auurhhh i have this problem w rhaast where hes obviously non-organic but i have a compulsion to draw him organic
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now we just need actors au (for alienstage au (for heartsteel musicverse au (for league of legends)) so actually they are magically ok and noone dies
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ez: hey can u get me an ionian spousal visa
kayn: alright let me find a temple & priest
ez: um i mean we just need registration we dont actually need a ceremony its not a real marria-
kayn: (has already phased through the wall bc he Does Not Half Ass Things even marriage fraud
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phel & ez having each others priv twts and kayn pretending he doesn't care then he finds out rhaast also has ezreals priv and he loses his mind
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thinking abt how kayn shut himself off & stopped sharing music after leaving his old band bc he felt like noone understood him & specifically bc noone understood rhaast... then finally feeling understood by heartsteel... i want him to listen to all his old music together w ez
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holding hands...
Heartsteel Kayn, Ezreal, K'Sante, Yone & Aphelios/Alune SplashArt & Sketches - League of Legends by Bo Chen, Jennifer Wuestling and Julia Yurtsev
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i hope everyone in heartsteel reacts like this when ez is mad at them
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got my baby boy from @/ggreeencake & took him out to see shibuya
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ez: would you peel an orange for me 🥺
kayn: do it yourself loser
kayn:
kayn: (starts peeling an orange)
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its not like I don't like the idea of smoker kayn but I can't imagine him prioritising the bad boy image over his voice but also ez can help him quit by giving him a kiss whenever he has cravings
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sett: (gets violently protective of ez)
me: aw hes cute i like it
kayn: (gets violently protective of ez)
me: yea i know its a little tropey but god if i dont love gratuitous content
yone: (gets violently protective of ez)
me: (explodes) (explodes) (explodes
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i want ez & kayn to both be fucking horrified by how much theyre Feeling all at once my favorite genre of romance the terrifying vulnerability of love ahhhh wahhhhhhh auuguhhhhh
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maybe...? i think ez just likes touching hes very touchy idk about kayn tho
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something really funny in hs about yone (INFJ) trying to translate between ez (ENFP) and kayn (ENTJ)
yone: ez i think kayn wants some private time right now
ez: he hates me and wants me to die?
yone: ok lets start from the beginning again
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(museum date)
ez: stop that
kayn: (reaching thru glass to grab priceless artifact) what
ez: show some respect!!!!
kayn: you're doing it too?
ez: (holding armful of stolen things) im just looking .. 🥺
hs ez is an instinctive & habitual thief to the point that it's confusing for him bc it's not like he doesn't have money. he just stole so much shit in canon verse that he reincarnated with the habit and cant explain why
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(head in hands thinking about how lost kayn is again) why do you want so much
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(no rt)
wanted to knock out some art today but my hand is feeling more and more fucked so i guess i take it easy and ill go grab a wrist brace tomorrow
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hehe... his bfs aren't here yet so he's keeping himself company
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they think they are being discreet (yone is delicately reaching around them to get a glass of water while they are making out on the kitchen counter)
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this was a really long & roundabout way for me to just introduce the basic premise of this au which could have just been summarised with a relationship chart
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ezzed is funny in all universes but it peaks in heartsteel. ez is on a mission since the first conversation he has with kayn to be able to end all arguments with "i fucked your dad"
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kayn being obsessed w getting reactions out of ez it doesn't matter if its laughter/anger/disgust you know he's listening for ezs reaction whenever he does anything
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ez & phel snipping a centimetre off of kayns crop top everyday to see how long it takes for him to notice
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you know I've never been interested in macro before but this gets me thinking about it
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my twitch account got sniped for drawing kayn putting sunscreen on ezreal.... this is a very funny situation because it is in character and definitely something that would happen to heartsteels streaming account
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thinking about ezreal is making me nauseous i am an entire adult with a tummy ache because of a fictional man from league of legends
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love the dynamic of ezkayn having a weird relationship where they are definitely not dating but are also definitely not single and not they nor anyone else in heartsteel have the ability to explain what's going on there
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kayn & yone: (capable of sitting down at a dinner table and finishing a meal without turning on the tv or interacting with any stimulus)
ez: what the fuck is wrong with this family
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ahhhh rahghhhhh ahghhhhh aghhhh ezkayn... little touches... bumping their foreheads together... touching noses... fingers touching when they walk.... ez sits next to him & brushes his thigh and kayn thinks hes going to catch on fire and explode
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ez accidentally mixing up laundry so he can sniff kayns clothes (not sexual) (absolutely not weird at all)
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hs ez is an instinctive & habitual thief to the point that it's confusing for him bc it's not like he doesn't have money. he just stole so much shit in canon verse that he reincarnated with the habit and cant explain why
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imagine trying to live in an apartment with ezreal & kayn locks are meaningless yone has no idea how to keep anything away from them
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this is definitely ez & kayns fault for not identifying communal spaces such as the kitchen or living room as places where you should not do things if you dont want people to know you are doing things
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simple joy of thinking about ezkayn in bed going to sleep together... ez scrolling thru twt while kayns trying to sleep...
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arghhghhghhh kayn being prone to nightmares... ez can cuddle up w him....
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kayn having a habit of crawling into ez's bed when it's cold & ez having a habit of crawling into other bandmates' beds when it's cold so when kayn can't find ez he goes looking for him and someone ends up with a two for one deal
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the way i know i am not an ezreal yume is bc i want everyone to date ezreal. i will force him onto u. u are now dating ezreal. everyone who has seen any of my tweets is now in a rship w ezreal he is being handed out for free (kayn clawing at his enclosure in the background)
born to say "STAY AWAY THEY'RE MINE."
forced to say "yay we have the same favorite character!"
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i love how ezreal is just lounging around in most of these he is truly a princess
HEARTSTEEL Ezreal Citrine Chinese Chroma SplashArt Promo Art & Sketches - League of Legends by Chace宸宸
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kayn u silly lost traumatised boy u can still find joy and childhood in life stop trying to cut it out as a defensive mechanism just bc u think it makes u weak
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the idea of kayn needing private time w rhaast as part of their creative process is so funny tho i think ez annoys them a lot early on (ez is the cat that follows you into the bathroom levels of clingy) and yone has to explain it patiently to ez a few times before he gets it
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hs ezkayn zombie apocalypse scenario kayn would kill zombie ezreal (he is a realist) but ez would keep zombie kayn as a pet (he is delusional)
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i think hs rearranged my brain lately looking at the heavenscale skins my first thought is (1) wow its hs ez acting for a drama/tvcm role (2) how would hs kayn react to seeing him dressed up
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I do like the idea of kayn goofing off w heartsteel but being kind of bitey w non heartsteel bc hes used to ppl (fans, ex bandmates etc) sniffing around to take advantage of him
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there's something so funny about kayn & phel being IT support for heartsteel. ez can't watch his favourite shows bc they got region locked so he runs over to them like "my internet's broken 🥺" & phel sets up a vpn for him
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in ez x evil mastermind ships I like him just getting treated like a wild creature bc he is so unaffiliated with any side of the conflict just like
underling: id like to report
kayn: proceed
underling: um
ez: (sitting on kayns desk) :3?
kayn: dont worry about that it's harmless
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kayn: lets shower together (sexual)
ez: let's shower together (kayns hair is the texture of straw and ez is desperately trying to train him into a custom treatment routine)
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