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(š³ļøāš Cookie, 24, she/they) fandom account, mostly Persona// icon and header by @emberchii // Ao3: ez_cookie
Joined March 2021
so my friend started playing p3 (first time, completely blind) and she just texted me this
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yu narukami, despite being up against someone nicknamed "joker", will always be the funniest persona protagonist to me
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I was so correct about this
What's your first tweet when you search for "fuck" in your page?.
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Genuinely donāt understand people who write Ryuji as being homophobic. that boy is filled with love and support. How dare you.
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Absolutely batshit of Atlus to create the character of Jose for Royal, make him the weirdest, funkiest little non-human kid ever, and then proceeded to never ever explain anything about him. His existence perplexes, yet delights me.
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do you guys think the velvet room has a employee slack.
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Persona 4 drinking game. - drink every time something is gay.- drink every time something is homophobic.- if itās both at the same time drink twice.
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Annās rank 9 makes me insane. Watch two lesbians profess their love for each other while you stand there. Then either be a complete asshole OR say youāll be there for her and enter a heterosexual relationship with her . honestly no notes itās so fucking funny.
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Guys do you think Hatsune Miku could be someoneās Persona.
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Hilarious that Goro and Akira are the opposite of soulmates. A god literally chose them specifically to hate and destroy each other, but theyāre kissing each other on the mouth instead.
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A post-canon Akechi concept that has been criminally unexplored is the idea that he just returns to his detective prince job with no explanation and heās rude and gay now.
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the persona 5 anime engine room scene but everyone is voiced by prozd
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does anyone else ever think about how atlus gave goro akechi robin hood as a persona? robin hood, one of the most well known thieves, showing that he really could have been one of the phantom thieves and they are fundamentally the same and only seperated by circumstances? bc i do.
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im such a akeshuake truther that i don't feel any certain way about the word-of-god confirmation that goro wished to be with joker in maruki's reality. like the p5r writers could reveal tomorrow that goro akechi survived bc of the power of love and i'd just be like "yeah i know".
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Ryuji suddenly stumbling on his bad leg while exercising with Goro. Goro: you fucking suck.Ryuji: screw you man it's just bc kamoshida broke my leg.Goro: ā¦.Goro, trying to bond: my dad threatened to send the yakuza to break my legs once.Ryuji: dude what the eff.
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rare footage of goro akechi dlc in persona 5 strikers
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atlus made akechi left-handed and joker right-handed so that they can hold hands and still kill shadows with their weapons.
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I think if Goro Akechi never found the metaverse at age 15 he would have just had a goth phase instead.
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Heard thereās Ryuji slander going on so hereās my fav Ryuji moment for all of your enjoyment
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If Futaba Sakura made a āranking everyoneās personas by fuckabilityā powerpoint (1/3)
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Goro Akechi who is all āmy relationship with Akira is nigh impossible to describe. We maintain a delicate balance of hatred and respect, and it is less a friendship than it is a rivalry, an obsessionā¦ā. And Akira Kurusu who says āoh Goro? Yeah heās my boyfriend :)ā.
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seeing people call akechi a serial killer is such a pet peeve of mine. excuse you he is an assassin, he doesn't do that shit for free, he has bills to pay!!!! god forbid a malewife have a job smh š.
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One of my favorite moments in Daredevil, Youāve Hit the Wallās Aheu chapter. Thank you @xxibalbas for an amazing commission! š
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Itās time for Goro Akechi Facts!.1. Heās gay. Thatās all the time we have for today, folks.
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If Goro Akechi was actually written into strikers, what would be the canon explanation for how he survived?. Wrong answers only.
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oh my god goro akechi killed the queen of england.
Die.
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oneshot where goro dies in the engine room just like canon, but then suddenly respawns in the last safe room he visited. he runs back to meet the thieves, who have just beaten the cleaner, and is like "okay, fine. I'll join you guys." .no one knows what he's talking about. (1/2).
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sorry for making fun of you, writers of Persona 5 Strikers. You were so real for this one
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Goro was the first person we see come back to life when yaldabaoth's power was transferred over to maruki on the 24th. and that means that akira's wish was one of this first maruki heard. Akira was thinking about Goro when he defeated the god that pit them against each other.
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Actually another thing Persona 5 anime did right was that it made Goro one of the voices of humanity that motivates Joker during the Yaldabaoth fight. Heās watching over and rooting for his rival beyond the grave.
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Controversial take here but I think Joker Persona 5 and Goro Akechi should kiss on the lips.
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Do you guys think people have written āmy mom sold me to Goro Akechiā fics in the p5 universe.
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actually the canon explanation for why goro akechi is alive is that the twins brought him back to life for their dancing competition in p5d and then just spat him out into the real world once once it was over.
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Post-canon Goro as a member of the Phantom Thieves is so good because when it comes down to it, he's so ride or die. Like he did so much messed up shit because he loved his mama i think if he just made some friends hed kill a man for any of them.
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if literally any persona-related announcements are made at the direct today I will eat a picture of Goro akechi.
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There's no way that after prominent teenage celebrity Goro Akechi mysteriously disappears all the in-universe true crime podcasters wouldn't eat that up and make the wildest conspiracy theories about what happened.
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Extremely disappointed Iāve never seen a Traitor!Morgana AU because I think that is the funniest fucking concept in existence.
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A ship having a built-in hater in canon makes it so much more powerful. Like Aigis with ryomina. And everyone in Akiraās life with shuake.
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Aaaaand the winner of the 2022 Sexiest Persona Tournament isā¦ARSENE!
The final showdown. ARSENE vs LOKI.
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no cuz Ryuji and Sumire would make a great couple beyond just them being the jocks because Ryuji would cut right through sumiās insecurities with his genuine kindness and sumi is so sweet and thoughtful that sheād be patient with him when he screws up and .*i am forced offstage*.
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goro: what the fuck are you talking about? we just fought, andāā.akira: wait did you die and wake up in a safe room and now no one remembers but you?.goro: . yes?.akira: oh yeah that happens sometimes.everyone else: it WHAT.(2/2).
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*sigh*. How am I supposed to get a girlfriend who both likes me for me and also understands the fascinating complexities of Goro Akechi from the hit game Persona 5 Royal?.
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i miss you shuakebot. i loved knowing that people's days would randomly be ruined by this quote crossing their feed.
I died in December, Akira. You arenāt killing me. Youāre keeping that madman from puppeting around my grinning corpse. Itās better this way, anyway. Your feelings about me are wholly illogical. We were never going to have any sort of future together. ā pleasant boy, ez_cookie.
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People have their own character preferences and thatās great I encourage it! . But I also donāt trust anyone who hates Ryuji Sakamoto.
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wow guys i cant believe they made the hit fanfic daredevil youve hit the wall into a video game. (a low quality edit by me bc apparently i had nothing better to do)
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My favorite flavor of post-canon Akechi is like. Goro: I'm going to murder someone.The PTs:.Goro:
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ao3 stats are so wild when you picture the exact number of people who hit kudos all in one room. I once went up to a mic and said āpersona 5 strikers with shuakeā and over 3 thousand people applauded me at once.
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black mask is like objectively hilarious. the outfit looks like a 15 year old's edgy oc, screaming "I am EVIL" and underneath the mask is goro akechi and his cute little disney prince face.
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I just know Akira puts on eyeliner before he goes into the metaverse. You canāt steal hearts if you aināt cute.
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I think a dog would have fixed Goro Akechi send tweet.
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Elon Musk intends to reduce his time at Twitter and find a new leader to run the company, according to court testimony.
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Shuake is sailor moon would have the same plot, but instead of always just saying ābelieve in yourself!āā¦ā¦ā¦Tuxedo Black Mask would insult Joker and then leave.
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Thinking about a young 15 year old Goro crying alone in the Metaverse, scared and alone, and Loki comforting him by quietly braiding his hair.
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He deserved to be in strikers!!!! Let my boy kill and maim thousands of shadows!!!.
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I love Ryuji and Annās friendship, I love Ann and Jokerās friendship, I love Ann and Goroās friendship potential, I love Ann and Shiho being best (girl)friends. I love Ann Takamaki so much sheās just so sweet and emotionally intelligent and I want to be her bestie too š„ŗš„ŗ.
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can we talk about how in persona 5 the animation, goro says in his villain monolouge "I'll make Shido get on his FAILING KNEES and beg for forgiveness!". like holy shit roast that old man.
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lying down on the floor thinking about how goro akechi would have made a perfect hero/wildcard if yaldabaoth hadn't intervened. literally could have been a hell of an underdog and defeated his evil dad in combat.
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i don't even need to dream up a whole fic, the simple explanation is that goro is alive but is simply avoiding Leblanc at all costs bc he is 1. faking his death and 2. in his emo phase so he just misses the whole adventure.
Persona 5 Tactica - Nyahoo! News Volume 1 with English subtitles. Below is a small video of the story's synopsis. Check out the full video here! Huge credit to @RogeTranslating for translating the video!
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Shiho post-canon who collects all the off-brand phantom thieves merch, but specially of the thief with the catsuit and pigtails. She tells Ann that that thief is her absolute favorite, very sexy and cool. Ann isn't sure whether to be mortified or flattered.
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The Phantom Thieves are all summoned to the Velvet Room in a dream and told that they must win a dance competition. They're weirded out, but fine with it. They start exploring the stages when the group stumbles upon Goro Akechi, who is also there, despite being dead (1/11).
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I just know Akira Kurusu was holding back tears of joy when his chance came to live out his dreams of being a magical girl.
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i love love love when people doodle akechi as the detective prince vs him in third semester and they just stand next to each other looking like. :) >:(.
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Lavenza, leaning over Goroās twice-reanimated corpse: āTrickster, I have brought you back to life so that you may do the funniest thing ever.ā.
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Love me a Goro Akechi who is the meanest b*tch alive but also blushes like a schoolgirl when someone holds his hand.
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Every time I see this image I want a fic where Ann and Goro fake date for the sake of 1. Having fun riling the media up and 2. Making Akira jealous.
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Interviewer: . Goro Akechi itās so nice to have you back on the show after you went missing for three months. Care to tell us what youāve been up to, lately?. Goro, slouching in his seat: . kissing men and hating cops.
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P5R mod where you can date Goro but the dialogue doesnāt change at all. Like youāre ready to fight him, you rank up, and you just get the prompt to yell āI love you!ā and the rest is just the same bc honestly that shit was always a romance route.
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People who fight about Akira vs Ren so easily forget about the true enemyā¦. fic writers calling him āthe ravenā.
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my friend watched me play the entirety of p5r and one of her main takeaways was that shido and sojiro definitely had a toxic yaoi situation a few years back.
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Presentingā¦the P5 Sexiest Persona Tournament!. No one asked for this. Iām here to provide anyway.
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Shuake angst where Goro is actually dead canāt hurt me because I always will just believe that a month after the ficās plot ends, Akira will run into him at the supermarket.
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I think if Strikers had the "rattled" status effect Sophia's rat form should have been this
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what did yall name your phantom thieves groups in your playthroughs. my current one is "The Gays" and my previous one was "Ryuji" (so all the calling cards would say 'From Ryuji' at the bottom).
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tomorrow is pride donāt forget to put out milk and cookies for Goro akechi.
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3rd semester au where goro kisses akira right before they get seperated during the maruki fight because he's thinking to himself "screw it, im about to die. i will never have to deal with these consequences". and then he wakes up alive and utterly mortified.
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I think Futaba would make a Goro Akechi stan account for fun but exclusively talk about him like we Goroboys do. Like have a random picture of him with the caption: āI want to put him in a mason jar and shake it at the speed of soundā.
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sharing this here because Iām still laughing about it
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You guys know I love Sumireā¦sheās very very good. But she also had no damn reason to be in the casino and I think her initial introduction turned a lot of people off from her (myself included at first). It felt like the writers just slapped her into the game like a shiny sticker.
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phantom thief girls' day out is ann, makoto, haru, futaba, and sumire going to the metaverse and beating the absolute shit out of shadows. phantom thief boys' day out is yusuke, ryuji, akira, and akechi going to the spa and talking about their feelings.
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I was 21 when I made this
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ive always pictured him as the dude who thinks heās the token straight in a gay friend group and just has his bi awakening like a year later than the rest of them. Doing one of those āI love the lgbt community I donāt have to be gay for thatā.(One year later) āwow ok turns out-ā.
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Joker! I am an ace detective. a CELEBRITY!! MY PERSONA SHARES A NAME WITH A TUMBLR SEXYMAN!. But YOU. youāre just some criminal trash living in an attic!. SO HOW!?!! How are you getting so many votes?!?! How can a worthless piece of trash HAVE A SEXIER PERSONA THAN ME?
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im quite literally obsessed with the concept of in-universe phantom thief stans. akane hasegawa i hope you're out there starting insane pt twitter discourse and writing 100k word fanfics.
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Ann Takamakiās biggest wlw moment in the game is probably her Rank 9 where she confesses her love to her (girl)friend Shiho, but to me itās when sheās talking about admiring female anime villains.
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i LOVE what youāve done with the company, Haru Okumura.
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i thoroughly believe that if Goro had access to the velvet room he would hate igor and the attendants so much.
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