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Author, 20+ books from mainstream houses. Feature writer & ghostwriter. Lousy typist. Canceled NYT sub in 2016. Proudly blocked by Haberman and Greenwald.
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@shannonrwatts
@LisaBromley21
The comments on that mortuary page, about his loving his children and being such a wonderful, godly person, make it even creepier. No hint that he was a murderer.
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@TheRealHoarse
@AshleyRParker
Ashley yearns to be
@washingtonpost
's Maggie Haberman. Like Maggie, she's just another hack now.
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This is Juanita Broaddrick’s sworn statement in 1998, before she accepted money from Breitbart.
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@JillFilipovic
It's indicative of how screwed up the country is these days that we're talking about "campaign-ending skeletons" in closets when the GOP candidate for President is a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist. It's as if Trump has pushed us all into some awful alternate universe. 🫣
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@JennyBwood
@jocowboys87
I lived in Italy for eight years. Many restaurants have only one large restroom with stalls on two sides that have doors with latches, and against one wall of the room, a bank of sink for everyone to use. That is the only bathroom for everyone and nobody goes crazy over it.
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Paul Ryan denies retirement rumors, stating he is fully committed to impoverishing the middle class.
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Trump wants lots of investigations. Let's start here. Via
@LoriSums
Donald Trump pocketed $17m in insurance for hurricane damage at Mar-A-Lago but unclear the resort was badly damaged
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And we all know that this is how Russia works—by gaining leverage over those it wishes to co-opt and control.
Pay attention to this part. If true, this would mean that Russia still has leverage over people close to Trump (and possibly Trump himself).
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Almost 5 months after Election Day, Bernie Sanders continues to campaign against…the Democrats. Why? And why isn’t the media asking?
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@ArtCandee
The only lawyer more embarrassing than Habba that comes to mind is Giuliani. These two need to work together. 😎
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Trolls going crazy on
@TheRickWilson
right now, trying to sell their 4CHAN Fake News story to save Trump.
#fail
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Not even the ugliness Trump's unleashed can overshadow the sheer joy + hope + promise of Hillary being our president.
#ImWithHer
#VOTE
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Here it comes.
Donald Trump's chief of staff Reince Priebus says White House press briefings could be changed via
@CNNMoney
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@DrGJackBrown
@Bonnhere
How can a member of Congress not know that seniors pay for Medicare B as well as fees for doctor visits, medications, and other services? Ron Johnson is a failed Putin fanboy.
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@ReaderAdrift
@MollyJongFast
@TedraCobb
And why does Jim Jordan always look so desperate for a toilet break?
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This was
@KellyannePolls
2 days go. It’s been more than 16 hours since her last tweet. A lot has happened, I guess.
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@thejackhopkins
Being injured does not and will not make Donald Trump a decent human being or non-felon. We must keep working against his winning this election, Project 2025, and any whitewashing by the press without celebrating his being injured. His defeat remains vital.
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@JustinAllingham
@mampdx
@johnkruzel
@WhipClyburn
Yep, best proof is their knowing about Clyburn's real office, their going straight to Pelosi's office and knowing the route. Oh, and the GOP Rep who let them into the Capitol through a back door, of course.
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@stellaaaa
@Only4RM
Lucky for her she didn't save herself for Pence. Can you imagine what a disappointment that would've been?
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@chargrille
@fangpusskins
@maggieNYT
@nytimes
Maggie helped ruin
@nytimes
for everyone. But there's a cure: cancel your sub as I did in Nov. 2016 and read
@washingtonpost
instead. 🤗
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@MikeBradleyMKE
@SoCallls
Such a loud dog whistle, I heard it all the way over in Nevada. I have donated to Mandela's campaign and urge everyone to give what they can.
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@LJNewsOpinions
@MicheleMuse5
A+ synopsis. I think NP was betting on Schiff to win an open convention, hence his NYT "Go, Joe" OpEd. I'd like to know if NP was involved in the "leaking" to the NYT of Raskin's letter. Seems like 3 of my heroes had feet of clay, but Joe + Kamala beat 'em. 😎
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I am so ashamed our country could allow a man to become president who is still attacking Hillary Clinton a week before his inauguration.
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Unless you accept that millions of Americans are cool w/ working hard to pay a bad businessman's tax share, Trump's sole appeal is racism.
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@Scout_Finch
Trump looks like a groupie offering a rock star a blowjob as post prandial refreshment.
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We need to
#AuditTheVote
Hillary Clinton is likely to win the popular vote by more than 2 million votes. Seems like we should be talking more about this
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Nothing cracks our president up quite so much as violence against women.
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#SignsYoureABernieSupporter
You think it's okay for men to steal data & fake endorsements but criminal for a woman to get paid for speeches
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@bryanbehar
Funny (well, to me it is), but I find I could live with Bloomberg more easily than with some of the others. He's certainly preferable to Sanders.
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Proud to be a Democratic whore against Sanders and his lying, disparaging, ignorant, insulting entourage.
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@tempire_
@MrDane1982
Seriously, good idea for all. I have an autoimmune syndrome and want to steer clear of the unvaccinated this flu season. Too bad if antivaxxers get hurt feels.
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@charles_gaba
Until he names names, it’s clear nobody important asked to come. And he thinks “Tix” is singular of “tixs.” Whaddafool.
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Trump so *kind* he turned down Prez’s $400k a year salary, but his keeping 2 homes will cost NYC or US $365 MILLION A YEAR.
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Hey, no one grows up planning to marry one of the world’s biggest assholes.
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@RonFilipkowski
Who does she think is? She's not the new Gigi Hadid, just the same old Lara Hazbin, wife of Eric Hoosdim.
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Melania sneers at women supposedly hitting on DT when he's married. She started affair when he was wed to Marla.
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Trump just said country owes huge debt of gratitude to woman he has promised to put in jail. He is below scum. He is lethal, toxic ooze.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
@SER1897
Even better, THIS WOMAN! I was for Kamala since the day she announced she was running for President. Her becoming our VP is to be celebrated on so many levels. ❤️🥳❤️🥳❤️🥳❤️
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@TheFungi669
Kamala has bachelors degree in economics and political science and a law degree. Boebert graduated from high school in 2020 at age 33 with a GED. She has never stopped beclowning herself.
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Perspective: Sanders paid Devine 3x more in March than HRC got for Goldman Sachs speech. His Rome jet fuel costs? Also more than speech $.
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I will in all likelihood continue working since I’ve given up on marrying George Clooney.
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Sorry, don’t want to see their shock. Want to see their shame. They’re adults. They should be aware that they caused this.
In a rural county that voted for Donald Trump, people are shocked to see friends, neighbours and schoolmates deported
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Dept. of Shit Presidents Say When They Haven't Been Briefed on the Bill Cuz…Tweeting.
It is insulting to word salads to call this a word salad
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@nycsouthpaw
Every time I decide The Atlantic is well worth reading and maybe I should subscribe, It comes up with something like this to remind me that the leopard hasn't changed its spots but has just been working harder to camouflage its intentions.
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@realDonaldTrump
There’s a whole network called “Whiteish.” It’s also known as Fox. Are the Neo-Nazis AND Russia feeding you tweet ideas?
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@_lizharvey
@snarkmonger
I have a 95-year-old friend who can outthink, outswim, and outsmart most of the people on this thread labeling everyone over a certain age as having dementia or being generally inept without a clue that their ageism is showing. 😂😂😂
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There is no Alt Right. It doesn’t exist. What does exist: Nazis trying to pretend they’re hipsters instead of gross white sociopaths.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
Writing in Haley's name in November rather than voting for Biden is just a coward's way of voting for Trump.
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I love Tim Kaine more every day.
Sen. Tim Kaine: Why is Donald Trump acting like Russian President Vladimir Putin's "defense lawyer”?
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@notcapnamerica
I guess it's good to know we were right all along, but it's sad for America and freedom of the press that so much of the media remain lackeys for Trump.
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1st person in extended family to go to college. Worked as waitress, barmaid, salesgirl, file clerk, short order cook. I am the
#liberalelite
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Right. So they can’t get to their 3 minimum wage jobs. Guess THEIR Jesus was one who hated the poor.
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@doolittlelady
@BenCerwinske
@purekatherine
@alexandraerin
Anyone stating that Judge Aquilina did a bad job or not her best is implying that sexual assaults on over 100 teenagers isn’t deserving of righteous condemnation in court. 2/2
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No, Donald Trump is not in a “state of denial” about Russian interference. He is a “state of lying."
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With all respect, not a shocker at all. Now take a good look at Bernard.
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@goldengateblond
@HEINSLERJAN
Oh, I see they bought the version that left out "and my own healthcare and retirement income, too."
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@JenniferJJacobs
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I have dropped off my MacBook at some cheesy computer store instead of Apple and then forgotten to pick it up for six years. It happens to all of us who trust the NYPost.
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@AlecMacGillis
@LOLGOP
Pence undoubtedly sees VP as just a stepping stone on the way on Trump’s impeachment.
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“Politically correct” is just a R/W term to belittle believing in equality + refusing to whitewash hatred. Properly, “morally correct."
Political correctness isn't fluff. It refers to hate & bigotry protected by law as free speech but repugnant & damaging nevertheless.
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@tomwatson
How many media folk have called the omnipresent Bernie the man who won't go away? Why not? Wouldn't concede, can't lead, can only impede.
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We must call on
@FBI
to demand James Comey’s resignation for attempting to interfere with a presidential election.
#AbuseOfPower
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@NCSwanson
@charles_gaba
Oh, I know, Jeff, mocking Trump is so mean, not like making fun of a disabled reporter or calling a woman ugly.
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Please keep Juanita Broaddrick's 1999 admission that she was never assaulted going around. I'm learning many people didn't know this.
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@realDenaldTrump
My sympathies on the fact that
@realDonaldTrump
is close to outparodying you, LOL. Okay, he seems crazier.
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@StratRedTM
@KlasfeldReports
You sure wasted a lot of words just to show that you don’t know what “already found guilty” means. How embarrassing for you.
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@ndrew_lawrence
"They took him down." Yeah, he lost an election, incited an insurrection, and is now going to be prosecuted for paying hush money and lying about it because that's how "they" are.@😂😂😂
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