Brandon Wurz
@excel_ranger
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Ugly building lover, Business owner, Dad x4, Husband x1, Former Army Guy
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Mark Cuban can go fuck himself
Page 3 literally has $207m for Ukraine funding.
Why is that tied to an AMERICAN BORDER BILL
Kamala Harris has said she will sign this partisan border bill. She is the only candidate to commit to a detailed border security plan.
Here is a link to the complete bill and summaries of it.
If the Republican candidate has detailed a plan, and I
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Turned in my notice today.
This will be the first time in my life since I was 15 of not having a full time job.
Excited and scared!
More to come
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$50 for a 6 minute ride? California is a failed state. You cannot convince me otherwise
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He says this before making female employees sign an NDA
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On this Father’s Day, I am taking the opportunity to no longer hide behind the anonymous account, and spend more time in public growing my businesses.
1/x
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Electrician: Hey I had to make some holes in the wall to fix the wires.
Me: alright no worries can you send me a pic so I can forward it to the Sheetrock guy?
Electrician:
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Me: Hi city of Dallas, I need a permit.
City: Waits two weeks to respond. “Ok we will need to come and inspect”
Me: sure no problem, when can you be at the site? No one is there, so I will have to meet you.
City: We will be there in between 8-5 tomorrow. If you miss the
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Whenever I’m sent an excel model, I always check the hidden tabs.
Lots of interesting stuff in the hidden tabs
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Excited to announce that I’ve gone under contract for a ~22 unit property in DFW! 1/x
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Please do not lay your wood look tile like this people. I beg you.
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If they’re coming out in front of the numbers.. you know it’s bad
NOW - White House warns of "extraordinarily elevated" inflation data.
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We submitted an LOI to purchase a small local plumbing business.
Fingers crossed that the deal goes our way.
I’ll share details relating to the potential purchase in this thread.
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I always enjoy the SMB comments on this site about quitting your job and running a sweaty startup…
“Just buy a power washer and you can quit your high paying finance job.”
Well I did it.. I bought this dinky little trailer, hung my shingle as a contractor and have.. 1/x
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Hold on. The chick in charge of safety and policy was being paid $17m a year??
Elon righting the profitability ship on Day 1
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Leaned too far into the JakeREI bit. Had to spend 20 minutes trying to Re authenticate that I’m a human.
Now I’m stuck with this stupid fucking display picture
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House sitting stagnant in my neighborhood.
A large balloon should do the trick
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This is embarrassing
KJP calls on oil companies to "be patriots" and lower gas prices.
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Do you wonder what affordable housing is like?
I Toured a distressed portfolio this near DFW and I am ashamed at what I saw.
Tenants left in pure squalor, while absentee syndicator group is off in other states and no management in place to take care of the properties
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Meeting with a Chicago IB group today and their new associate sharing his backstory..
Me: how'd you join the firm
Him: I was a caddy for the founder at a private golf club and he hired me
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My wife is up for a internal promotion to Director of rehabilitation role at a local hospital.
She will be the primary breadwinner if it happens which is new for us.
From a mom at 16 to making double what her parents make in just over 10 years is an amazing accomplishment
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He was the older brother I never had.
He protected me and taught me everything he could.
Gone but never forgotten.
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I’m the wealthiest guy I know..
As many of you know, my wife and I were high school parents, with
#2
coming a few years later.
I joined the Army right out of high school, and with wars in the Middle East raging, I deployed twice in five years.
By the time my oldest was 7, I
Big sister clogged a drain in the bathroom, but we adapted and had a blast!
Sink baths for the win!
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Signed purchase contracts for more than $3m of real estate today.
LFG 🚀🚀
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Bhad Bhabie is out here making more money in real estate than most on this app.
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Welp.. she got the job!
I’m turning in my notice Monday morning!!
My wife is up for a internal promotion to Director of rehabilitation role at a local hospital.
She will be the primary breadwinner if it happens which is new for us.
From a mom at 16 to making double what her parents make in just over 10 years is an amazing accomplishment
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He’s here!!
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I put pen to paper in the hopes of documenting the 5 year vision for my platform and businesses.
Sharing for the feedback from the group
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For those that don’t drink alcohol..
When you go to business events at bars or where you know alcohol is aplenty..
What do you order from the bar tender to avoid the awkward “oh you don’t drink” questions
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“I’m glad I took the $50 a month”
You’re on your deathbed surrounded by family.
You’re old and you’ve lived a wonderful life.
Your grandson hands you a smartphone and asks you to Tweet a final time.
What do you tweet? 😂
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Total L for us today.
$5,100 in the toilet, all because of an accident. (Fabricator slipped and dropped the slab)
Lessons learned:
1) Just say no when a customer is demanding things. You put undue stress on your sub, things get rushed and broken
2) Just don’t rush it.
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White Claw mixed with pre workout.
Seeking investors - $10mm valuation
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How it started: How it’s going:
Today is my 31st birthday, and what a fitting day to receive the news. Definitely a top 5 day for me in my entire life.
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Someone is about to find out why America doesn’t have universal healthcare
The U.S. Aircraft Carrier, USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) as well as the other Ships in Carrier Strike Group 12 which includes Ticonderoga-Class Cruiser USS Normandy (CG-60), as well as Arleigh Burke-Class Destroyers USS Ramage (DDG-61), USS McFaul (DDG-74), and USS Thomas Hudner
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What if trump refuses to sign the spending bill unless impeachment is sent to the senate?
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What’s a movie you will cry watching, no matter what??
Interstellar for me
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Whenever I see a dude with a Porsche I assume he’s having a mid life crisis and I have no feelings of jealousy of his fancy car.
But when I see a dude with a bobcat I go straight to 100 on the jealousy meter. I want a bobcat
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Little bit of wet work and some beautiful tile selections.
The LED in the soap box is chefs kiss
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Even if we go to court and prevail, the lost/delayed revenue (+$20k) is a lot to absorb until it can all be worked out.
This sucks.
People take advantage and it burns you on helping the next customer.
Just gotta keep pushing the rock up the hill.
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Brand new construction home in a $700k house.
The kitchen feels cheap and plain.
The white on white cabinets/counters are a poor choice in something like this.
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100 year old Duplex in East Dallas
One of my favorites to date
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So we’ve established that China is weaponizing the supply chain by keeping their citizens locked down right?
Like I’m not the only one who sees this right?
We have to figure out how to get companies to move supply chains back to the Western Hemisphere.
This is insanity
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I am excited for what the next 5-10 years brings us, and I cannot wait for everyone reading to participate in the future. Hit the follow button if you’re interested in what you’ve read and follow along with me.
Thanks y'all!!
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Excited to announce that we’ve finally closed on our 20 unit property here in DFW.
Was a tremendously bumpy ride and thanks to
@austinpatsine
for the help in getting this one done.
I need more deals, so send them my way people!!
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My dad saw my Twitter and yelled at me for some of my work posts.
I have kids in middle school and this man is still creeping to make sure I’m ok.
I love you dad.
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Quote at 10 AM.
$50k estimate in customers hand within 3 hours of the appointment for total redo of this bathroom and adjoining closet.
Putting the
@sweatystartup
methodology to the test! Be the fastest and most prompt vendor. See if we can set the market!
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I’ve put 25,000 miles on my pickup in 6 months
I no longer wake up hating who I am and dreading making the drive into the office everyday.
Hopefully in 20 years I can look back at this as a generational opportunity and be thankful for the life I was able to provide for my kids
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Friday afternoon ritual!
Lunch + beer on my own to clear my mind and step back. I love sitting quietly in the restaurant thinking about my day and what needs to happen.
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We decided to add one more employee to the team!
What a wild ride life is y’all.
Cannot wait to meet daughter
#3
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10-26-22
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Got to kick out two squatters today that had strung up extension cords from another unit to power this unit.
We found a knife, drug paraphernalia, and rubbing alcohol
When I tell you these women were SHOCKED to see me with a Glock 9MM in my hand, I mean they were shocked
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Breaking News 🚨🚨
It’s official, I am never getting to sleep in again. Ever.
Baby
#4
on the way!
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My heart is full. It was a good day.
Charlie Elise
8 pounds 4 ounces
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Tools of real estate!
Plenty of apps and garbage out there trying to take your money, but
@LandGlideApp
is the absolute best to keep on your phone.
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2 years old at 2 AM in 2010 dropping me off to board the plane to Iraq.
Breaks my heart still to think about.
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If CPI comes in over 10% I am canceling all bids that we have out to customers and re-issuing 25% higher
NOW - White House warns of "extraordinarily elevated" inflation data.
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@RogerJStoneJr
Roger your “chief of staff” (Kristin Davis) and confidant sold her house without paying for more than $20,000 to me for construction work in DFW in 2022.
Worry about your own pockets my man.
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I was shared a text version of the AMC / Tides email. It’s pretty rough. I cannot verify it myself, but I have no reason to doubt the person who shared.
My only edits are to break the email into 3 tweets
Subject: AMC Email
Dear Investors: We are writing to provide you with
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I turned 34 today.
Nothing special to share, other than enjoy the good in life.
I spent most of 33 completely miserable due to some circumstances out of my control and I am looking forward to making this year the best one yet!
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In San Antonio for the weekend.
Watching a homeless woman walk down the street knocking over VC backed scooters.
Nature is healing 🇺🇸
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Repeat after me.. we will never ever take on small projects again.
Never ever ever.
So much risk and brain damage for like $500.
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The Military was the greatest life changing factor that this 18 year old kid from the middle of no where Kansas could ever hope for. Forever thankful for the memories and the people I served with.
Thank you to those that came before me. You were giants. We had it easy
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@colineartensor
@seandsweeney
To be clear, you only have to go up 2 flights of stairs to get to the 3rd floor.
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First, about me.. my wife and I had our first daughter in high school, and the second before my wife was even drinking age! (I was 22). I joined the Army right out of school, got married and within 6 months was on the ground in Iraq. I celebrated my 21st birthday in Iraq. 2/x
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The average person is not ready to be a homeowner and deal with the ongoing upkeep and maintenance required to own a home.
They are better off renters.
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Want to quickly learn how to correctly bid construction jobs? Bid them wrong and have to finish the job yourself. You’ll learn pretty quickly
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My 13 year old is spending her Sunday volunteering at a skilled nursing center with her mom in order to gain volunteer hours with the hopes of becoming a surgeon one day.
She is light years ahead of where I was at that age. What a wonderful human being
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Lots of new followers lately, quick intro about me:
-Army Vet
-Own and manage multifamily biz focusing on sub 100 unit count workforce housing
-Own and operate a high end remodeling biz
-Dad to two girls: 9 and 14
-Meme connoisseur
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America
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Who in retwit is out here building contractor garages in DFW. These things are awesome
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Investor presentation day.
Attempting to take our ideas to the big leagues.
Fingers crossed!
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Nothing matters until cash is in the door.. but it looks like we will book $175,000 of new work for this month and its only the 12th.
This doesn't include change orders or the like. Just strictly new business in the door.
It is a good day
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Posting what will end up being an L for us:
Customer engaged us to renovated their kitchen. Customer also requested that we finish by certain date and we agreed.
They had other contractors working on flooring and other things but ended up firing them.
1/x
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This lady stopped that chair like she was on the Harlem Globetrotters.
Chair even kept spinning
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My dad and I at our first project together.
He’s still a bit blown away I convinced him to stake a significant portion of his NW into this metal building and the surrounding land.
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Made the mistake of sending a puppy photo to my wife and we are probably going to end up with a puppy this weekend
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So you want to be a landlord?
Wait until you get called on a Sunday night that there’s vagrants on property and you have to spend your evening with a pistol searching and clearing vacant units.
Putting my Army (call of duty) skills to work
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