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To whom much is given, much will be required.
Trails/Tarmac
Joined November 2008
Gile kerusi sekolah ni 20 tahun dah. Entah anak murid dia ada yang dah jadi CEO ke apa
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White people suka bila asia is underdeveloped, to fulfil their soul searching exotic fantasy. To them developed asia=soulless cause it reminds them of home. Nasib aku tak kisah pendapat mat salleh.
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*bunyi ketuk pintu*.*budak2 umur 4-6 tahun, 3 orang tunggu depan pintu*.βUmm umm kitorang, kitorang, nak cari kawan baru, aa pakcik ada anak tak?β.πππ.
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ok je orang nak beli iphone, kalau dah current phone dia iphone 6, 7, ok la tu upgrade. pakai 4-5 tahun, berbaloi tu. stop counting other people's pockets weirdo.
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Kau kalau jenis bangun tido pukul 8, lupakan hajat. Kedai ni untuk orang jenis subuh dekat masjid π.
Kedai makan style lama + sosial media + good reviews + good photography = BOOM!
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Rumah terbakar, air takde, bomba pun takde air. Nonsense macam mana orang Kelantan boleh bertahan dengan pemerintah macam ni.
Budok mano ni woiiii main mercun bola sampai terbakar 5 buah rumoh di Berek 12 KB pagi takdi !!!!
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Sakit otak ko ni.
Mizz Nina posted "sunset" picture on her IG. Well, the sunset symbolizes "I love you, but i'm letting you go". π
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woi pengguna shopee, tak payah review kelajuan penghantaran boleh tak cilake, review barang tu. ko review postal service buat apa bingaii.
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βI wonβt tell people i won the lottery but there will be hintsβ
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Tak pernah jumpa budak nama Hashim, baby ke. Bila jumpa mesti dah En.Hashim π―.
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rumah contoh nampak la kemasnya, ko ingat orang melayu ni stei hidup minimal? tupperware je ada 200, gelas ada 100, pinggan 50.
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Dulu aku tak faham, dah besar baru sedar this is such a well designed car.
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Perpustakaan. .
apa lagi tempat yang macam bookxcess eh? tempat boleh buat kerja tapi tak perlu beli makanan pape.
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One thing about bro askar, they will mention it in a conversation.
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Baik takpayah buat PRU kalau last2 kau suruh the crooks to form their own new coalition instead of giving priority to the coalition with most seats. Whats the fucking point?.
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ni bukan sign of adulthood, sign of adulthood is worrying about money 24/7 and the future outlook on life.
Adulthood yang i perasan mula berlaku dekat i . - Beli air Tealive or whatever dah tak ambik gambar .- Tak suka selfie.- Banyak ambil gambar guna rear camera.- Suka ambil gambar view instead of myself .- Semua asal boleh.- Redha kalau orang tak suka dah tak balas π« .
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done report kedai makan tak bagi guna kad debit sebab tak capai had minima, i got time today.
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zuraida mesti macam "babi aa baru ingat nak tunjuk buat kerja sikit, tiba2 semua orang pandai sains pulak".
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Kelako bila pikir rina harun taktau child porn tu apa. Dia ingat budak2 tengok porn. Menteri tu, ada ramai penasihat. Kursus PTD berbulan2 untuk hasilkan yes man, lol.
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Tips cybersec, kalau nampak exposed female USB-A outlet macam belah kiri ni untuk cas telefon, JANGAN cucuk/guna. The other side of it could be downloading your data or worse install malicious software. Bawak power plug sendiri, cucuk belah kanan tu.
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Death to gatekeepers
ada satu coffeeshop dekat bangsar bukak 9 malam tutup 1 pagi. relax slow coffee bar. location : Rahsia.
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We found the woman responsible for our childhood.
@imnormgoh Whaaaaatt??!! π My first job was with ntv7. In my time there, I was the brand manager for kids@7 at one point. It was my job to decide what programmes to acquire, so watched a ton of cartoons! Slam Dunk, crayon shin Chan, samurai X, Cardcaptor Sakura. β€οΈ.
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Dia menang nombor ekor lah! Tak tengok sampai habis ke!.
Si Eun Cheol simpan 70% dari gaji & ada perlindungan. Macam mana nak jadi macam Eun Cheol ni?. #HometownChaChaCha
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Kau tengok negara lain punya stream, this is not a country thing, this is a speed fan thing lmfao π.
Speed is actually exposing the lack of mannerism and lack of educations in the country. Youre fucking idiots. Everyone in the world is watching. 1st world structures but 3rd world mentality.
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Orang tiktok ni memang sakit jiwa aku rasa, dia suruh orang keje basic 2k beli kereta 120k. Kahkahkah mampos
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Tak sangka orang pick fights with someone on butter with his handle being butteralways92 πππ.
Breh, buttercup is not butter⦠Its margerine.
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Lepas aku kata aa sory dik kami tak ada anak, kawan dia mencelah βaa aku kata dah rumah ni tak ada budakβ ksjskssksksk.
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Tahukah anda layak mencuri 37 minit sehari out of 8 working hours daily jika anda tidak dibayar 13th month salary? Not a legal advice.
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Brick orange yang sebenar.
showed up to my story at a Buddhist temple accidentally dressed like a monk today and the monk thought this was the funniest thing ever so now we have 3000 photos to prove he wore it better. i love my job.
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aku curious so aku bukak mufti wilayah punya hukum on melawat tempat ibadah agama lain, ringkasnya boleh. so babailahko bebudak twitter belajar tak habis.
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"Biarlah kalau dia tipu kita, tu urusan dia dengan tuhan, yang penting niat kita nak membantu".
What is malay math.
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Apa lah malang nasib kita dapat menteri macam ni. Sia sia kita belajar tinggi tinggi kalau tahu pemikiran macam ni dah boleh jadi menteri.
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Kalau ikut puak antivaks ni lepas vaksin kita semua immortal. Kena langgar kereta pun patutnya kereta tu yang rosak.
@adibkhld Innalillahiwainnailaihirrojiun. Dah jadi content di grup "malaysia covid post-jab event" bro. Harap family dia bleh amek tindakan
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Bini hang suruh cari wife baru sebab muka hang pecah bang tau dah takkan berjaya. Saja bagi hang best.
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Yknow the chair don't even have an armrest, bro just casually hovering them for effect. LMFAOOOOO.
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Salam, boleh ke pakai pakaian macam ni untuk urusan rasmi? Hormat lah peraturan sikit. .
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dah baca replies, still tak faham kena awkward. lol.
Setahun sekali kitorang dapat customer chinese. Agak awkward sikit la bagi kitorang, tapi sebenarnya ok je. Huhu
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kena doxx dengan tea shop, ive seen it all on this bird app.
Iβm totally fine if they want to dm me. But the way they went out their way and contacted my previous workplace instead of straight to me??? Plus how do they specifically know which company I worked for especially my acc is a fanacc? Unprofessional and creepy move if you ask me.
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im telling you rn budak grabfood makes more in 52 hours. @KKMPutrajaya korang ni takde otak keee.
Baru hantar oncall claim for December 2023. Haih, 52 hours of work for RM550 π₯Ή.
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Okay kalau kerja jalan, apa masalahnya? Thats the whole point, no? Are we supposed to dedicate our life to work by the hours?.
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Sad day for the turtles.
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Orang cakap pasal kurangkan hours non critical subject macam arab la mende la, tapi yang ko tangkap buang subjek PAI. Jenis comprehension macam pucuk ubi ππ.
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Ini contoh contoh mentality pekerja ye Tuan Puan. Ikut suka Founder lah nak shopping berapa pun. Duit dia. Dia yg tubuhkan business, berperah otak nak naikkan sales, nak bayar gaji pekerja, bayr tax and macam macam lagi. Hang siapa nak pertikaikan founder nak shopping?.
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I need y'all to downplay this man's tweet. People are starting to think they can migrate and retire here. Fuck that.
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Cilakeee ada walachoii!.
Aku ni komen la dekat tiktok Choii yang belakang tu dia ambil 8 ball stussy bulat bulat. Habis kena sekolah pasal design π
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Terkejut baca kriteria twtjodoh nak settle down in KL. This city is not built for retirees.
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pelik betul line of thinking penguasa ni, jangan join hartal, nanti endanger patient no one to care for them. siapa join, kami angkut. habis tu kalau angkut siapa nak care for patients? hnshsmhxnsh this country pembesar all IQ200.
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Huh? Malaysia demographic is 70% malay. Seems simple enough of an explanation.
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pakai septum je terus unconventional malay. rilek kak long. hidung melayu tu.
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Coworker aku pernah rant cakap the company's cleaner guy ada bad BO, makes him want to give the guy some perfume. Didn't thought much of it. Then few days ago I discovered the cleaner walks an hour to reach the office daily. thats two hours every damn day.
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Anjing yang kena tendang sebelum pembukaan melaka lagi berguna dari PM sekarang.
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ko hari hari boleh makan daging, amenda la berkira sangat. kita ni beribadat berlumba2, hubungan dengan manusia letak tepi.
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Ini ke yang budak twitter suka cakap berjiwa rakyat tu π.
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I know it's been a long time coming and all, tapi boleh retire lah this practice.
Perdana Menteri Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim tiba di pejabatnya di Aras 5, Perdana Putra, Putrajaya. πΈMohd Ashraf Shafiq | BERNAMA
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She really be saying anything.
Antara calon baru yang mula menerima perhatian;. 1. Nur Fathiah Syazwana Shaharuddin @lxcleopatraxl sebagai calon Bebas di kerusi Parlimen Batu. "Saya ingin melihat Parlimen Batu jadi bandar contoh dilengkapi kecerdasan buatan atau 'artificial intelligence' (AI) terbaik.
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Gilababi toxic masculinity tahap ke berapa dah kita ni? Grabfood rider tak jumpa rumah tau marah. Fellas is it feminine to use a navigational tool?.
Pompuan tak pandai navigate jalan ni aku boleh maafkan walaupun jalan tiap hari pegi balik keje pun tak ingat. Tapi laki yang terlalu bergantung gajet, baca alamat pun tak reti nak orang share pinned location jugak,. Yang ni direct aku bahasa terus.
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aku perati je housewife cite pisau deme beli guna bertahun2 tak pernah asah tapi stay tajam sebab brand elok. Yang depa taktau laki depa dok asah tiap kali guna. .
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Nanti dia beli kfc terus sejuk hati semorang. Masak2 sikit, okay la tu.
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Financial freedom yang sebenar.
Kepala hotak dia aku balik kampung 4 hari lupa tutup ekonππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ sejuk lantai rumahπππππππππππππ.
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kenapa anak dia incite violence unprovoked π.
Kebakaran terbesar. my sister just lalu sini. Omg scary yer. laluan ke tol jln duta π¬
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@raafikaziz buat dua kali sebab first time tak sure what happened, peak monkey brain. sebab ni kadang2 pi concert aku maleh rakam hahaha.
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