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foetus is another way of spelling fetus. that’s what my username means. did not think i had to say that.
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selena gomez type celebrities that claim that speaking out wouldn’t do anything are so stupid . gay youtubers raised 83k in two hours
my birthday stream with dan raised over $83,000 for the palestine children’s relief fund!! and i now have an eyebrow slit.. thank you all for being such a kind/chaotic audience 💜🎂
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we are done as a society when people see the happiest child ever and still decide to be fucking assholes
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are you fucking kidding me do i have the curse of prophecy
Dan and Phil’s livestream celebrating Phil’s birthday was able to raise over $100,000 for the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.
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it is september 12 2001. your child will not eat. do you do the here comes the airplane thing.
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not to be dramatic or anything but i need them to be in it
Who would you cast in Knives Out 3? 🔪
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hit tweet i’m breaking the bit. don’t stop talking about palestine. don’t stop donating to palestine. attend events and marches if you can. write to your leaders. this isn’t over until palestine is freed. what we need right now more than anything is a ceasefire.
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@BUTCHERMANSTAN
he was wearing a shirt that says he him i think he literally means his pronouns
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every night christian borle went on stage and got possessed by the ghost of a butch lesbian
today i bring you: the clearest little miss woods comma elle 🗣️
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people are so threatened by girls especially children performing masculinity. WHO FUCKINR CARES OH MY GOD SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOPP
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btw the UK made homosexuality illegal in palestine. literally.
"queers are supporting palestine and they’re illegal there 😂😂" try having empathy for things that aren’t about you and maybe it will start to make sense
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i am a gen z and i do not understand this because i was born in an airpods case 4 years ago :( what are wires
idk if gen z’s would understand but i miss the inherent romanticness of sharing wired earphones with a crush
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"queers are supporting palestine and they’re illegal there 😂😂" try having empathy for things that aren’t about you and maybe it will start to make sense
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serious question can anyone quote anything smart that crowley ever said
I say something brilliant, he says something unintentionally funny back. It's great.
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okay slowly now. what demographic might have a harder time getting proper protection and contraception because of shame.
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please stop face revealing i picture people as their pfp and it’s very disturbing that you are all not in fact middle aged men with cat filter on
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aziracrow would NOT relate to any human label for sexuality. that being said, lesbians
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sorry i was reminded and i’m still laughing at this absolute opener
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really confused why an account named every line of good omens is posting things that didn’t happen in the show????????
I have some incredibly good news to give you.
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dawg these gays are gonna be house owners??????????? it’s gonna be a mess
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pride (🏳️🌈)
gluttony (girl dinner)
sloth (being eepy)
envy (gender envy)
lust (lust)
wrath (discoursing online)
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why is he constantly described as stylish. he has nothing going for him. dumb shoelace scarf, dumb glasses, dumb wrinkled jacket, wears a watch (get an iphone idiot). red hair and pronouns too i bet
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aziraphale in heaven being confronted about his relationship with the demon crowley
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hey fuck you if you insult neil geiman in any way. it was a great fucking season with a sad ending. it’s his and terrys work. im like upset at what people are saying about him right now
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@obidjarins
you go too fast for me wouldn’t have happened if they were lesbians cause we get engaged on like the first date
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she thought she was getting a girlfiendddddd
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"if you don’t support proshipping you don’t even support the author of good omens so" yeah! spot on! some of us do not gaf about him!
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whenever i feel bad about my very long and pathetic lesbian situationship i remember who paved the way‼️‼️‼️
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where’s the horniness for zombies?? why is it only vampires??? cannibalism, blood lust, what more do you want.
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man season 3 is just gonna end up being my mutuals in wigs isn’t it
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crowleys never taking advice from lesbians again
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calling butchfemme relationships straight passing is like one of the oldest forms of lesbophobia you are not subtle
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at the library straight up reading it. and when i say it. i mean yaoi
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hi would like to say that in french dub version of the finale tom puts the sticker and then says "you are mine"
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straight forbidden romance will always be so funny to me cause what would happen if you fucked. nothing who cares
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Known transphobe being before your name… oooh that’s what she deserves
Known transphobe J.K. Rowling is now reported to be an active exec producer on the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series where she will be involved in the show’s decision-making.
(Source: Deadline)
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people willing to shift their morals just to defend celebrities omg you have nooooo backbone they’re not gonna fuck you
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they’re married, they’ve been in a situationship for millions of years, they’re divorced,they are pining so hard it hurts, they raised a kid together, they wanted to kill the kid, they are the ultimate lesbians don’t even try
hey you!! who's your favorite fictional lesbian? (canon/implied/hc)
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they are suffering because israel is bombing them. with bombs. israel is killing children with bombs. everyday.
I won't mince words.
The overwhelming majority of Palestinians are not Hamas. And Hamas does not represent the Palestinian people.
In fact, they're also suffering as a result of Hamas' terrorism. We need to be clear-eyed about that reality.
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acting like alison brie didn’t literally confirm that they had filmed a scene where they kissed while drunk but decided not to use it in the show cause they audiences didn’t react well
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yuri on ice isn’t about lesbians wtf just found out i’m mad as hell
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men do not prey on "pretty" people. they prey on all women. men would fuck a corpse. they do not see us as people. if they want to hurt you they do not care if you are "mid".
you cannot convince me "pretty privelege" is real when this happens everyday. sometimes you really wish you were mid because of the safety boost it provides.
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#GoodOmens2Spoilers
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aziraphale fell in love when they were both angels and everything was much simpler then and they were happy and heaven is good and if they could only return to it and
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i am a real human please don’t be actually weird especially in my dms please
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i watch the show for armageddon what is this gay shit
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would you drink water?? stop pissing me off
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literally thought about this in the shower but in season 3 if aziraphale leaves heaven for good he will have fallen for crowley in two different meanings
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all the proshippers straight up harassing the creators of this zine is so ironic considering they’re the "block and move on" people
🎬APPLICATIONS FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED LOVERS: A GOOD OMENS ZINE ARE NOW OPEN! 🎬
Looking for artists, writers, and merch artists ♥️
🗓️: DEC 23 - JAN 23
APPLY NOW:
#GoodOmens
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there’s no fucking way under a trailer for a queer show with a nonbinary main ofmd stan’s are acting like this. you don’t care about queer rep at all
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