@aeryunas
klance is liek an annoying ass parasite that won’t ever leave it’s like a brain eating amoeba you contracted by jumping into what you thought was a beautiful lake but turned out to be sewage water in a manhole
"i want a loser bf", until his mood depends on you, he rots in his room all day playing video games, clingy, talks to barely anyone, and wants to talk to you all day/spend all day together..
Smokers are so annoying fuck you, you're not ONLY killing your own body but you're being an inconvenience for literally anyone else as well as fucking with the ozone layer.
@CappyCapHoney
it’s so crazy. insane perhaps. ur so brave for being straight… i cant imagine how hard it must’ve been for you to come out as straight in this day and age…
@AkuliyPlavnik
One time i ate twelve cucumbers and i fell over and couldn’t get back up because the cucumbers in my stomach were weighing me down so i had to lay there for like 9 hours til the cucumbers Digested and then i got up and ate more
i like to believe joe biden wakes up everyday and reads my circle tweets like the morning newspaper with a hot cup of coffee and a malboro cigarette. I like to believe we are close like that.