Evan Solomon
@evansolomon
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The Canadian version of me got fired from his job as a TV anchor for selling art, and I don't understand anything.
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If any Canadian journalists want a statement about
@evansolomoncbc
getting fired, I recommend dm'ing me w/o realizing you have the wrong guy
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Day in the life of an accidental Canadian celebrity
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@sarahkendzior
the part where Trump had to be told this guy lived in the same building as him seemed quite weird
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@joshtpm
all explained by Mike Tyson’s Punch Out
18/ Hillary appears to be the first of Trump's 10+ debate opponents that figured out she shouldn't get punched in the face
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Dear Canada, I want a TV show. One of you can make this happen.
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Canadian newspapers have referred to me this morning as "Other Evan Solomon" and "The wrong Evan Solomon"
http://t.co/uLilbZZXWM
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Nintendo stock is up ~100% in the last week. Also down about ~50% since the day iOS App Store launched. :/
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@Hooberbloob
I summarized my position years ago and am available to host as many shows as Canada needs
@evansolomoncbc
I was mostly joking. Carry on. I hope whichever party can offer lower Molson Ice prices wins. Go Maple Leafs!
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“Evan Solomon, eh? In which I lobby to appropriate a Canadian TV show”
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This tweet makes an additional point that is less important but much funnier. Real names that engineers choose are indistinguishable from parody because Voldermort DB (highlighted here as one of the obvious fake buzzwords) is in fact a real database at LinkedIn.
This is brilliant: Software engineer got tired of getting rejected by automated screeners and tested a theory.
Real resume: 0% success
Obviously fake resume stuffed with buzzwords: 90% success rate
Calls from from Notion, AirBnB, Reddit, Dropbox, Robinhood, etc
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"My strongest asset is my temperament," incoherent man yells at calm woman.
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Paul Graham is asked if we're in a bubble, tl;dr "I'll give you two answers to this question, the first is fuck you"
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18/ Hillary appears to be the first of Trump's 10+ debate opponents that figured out she shouldn't get punched in the face
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@JDiamond1
@Scaramucci
Apparently this is a thing you learn from watching the west wing but not going to Harvard law school
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Pretty exciting time for the startup nerds in San Francisco that have been life long Warriors fans for the last 3 weeks
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Announcing my new official role on Medium's legal team, Head of Litigation. This was my job application
http://t.co/vNOfZy3kzC
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Is there any data on how much time/money is wasted by people coming into work sick and getting others sick?
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I have the same name as a Canadian tv politics host (👋
@EvanLSolomon
) so I get a little insight into the ridiculous dm’s and @‘s people send. Today’s message wants to know why the guy who killed someone is more heavily scrutinized than the guy who got killed.
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If you assume that Trump only knows ~25 people that don't think he's a moron or asshole it actually explains all of his hiring choices
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Going to use my first social media mention of my dog to embarrass her with this cone of shame photo. Sorry Maple.
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I already think about this every day
Quora being talked about due to Adam being on OpenAI board reminds me of this still unresolved 13yo wager between
@rabois
and
@evansolomon
about whether Quora will be the most valuable company created after 2005
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Why do cars come with airbags and seatbelts if people still die in car accidents?
(Serious answers only please)
Why is the booster being mandated if Omicron breaks through it?
What is the goal here...?
(Serious answers only please)
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1/ Been thinking about the debate for the last day & I think the right lens to understand it just occurred to me: Mike Tyson's Punch Out
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Levels of friendship:
We hang out for drinks
We have spoken on the phone
I’m willing to help you move
I’ll rate your podcast on iTunes
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First I was "wrong Evan", then "other Evan", then "fake Evan." Now I'm a "hapless Yankee," according to Canadian TV.
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Look at Baron Trump’s face. I think he is the only one on stage that understands what just happened.
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November 2017 — President Trump breaks Thanksgiving tradition, executes a turkey in the rose garden saying we "must be very vigilant"
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It's hard to see "Simple" and "Just a blogging platform" in software when the dashboard has a clock and the weather.
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After 2 weeks in a coworking space I've learned that most people waste their entire day doing basically no work. America is screwed.
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Woman on Bart tapped my shoulder for me to take off my headphones. She told me I looked “like a smarty” and gave me a fist bump.
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I wrote a post on
@medium
on working with the growth hacker you just hired: "Be Nice To Your Growth Hacker"
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Strange use of quotes followed only by a stranger use of an apostrophe
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3/ On the surface, Trump looks like Soda Popinski, a brooding Russian sympathizer who gets liquored up and beats the shit out of you
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"Great tweet, 125 characters"
"So 15 left?"
"Yes sir"
"I beat Hillary"
"But sir, that's unrelated"
"I BEAT HILLARY!"
Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for a big rally. Lyin' Ted Cruz should not be allowed to win there - Mormons don't like LIARS! I beat Hillary
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Okay San Francisco, you have a few months to rest up before it’s time to pretend you’re huge Giants fans. Enjoy the summer.
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Can someone very smart explain to me why sometimes Amazon is very stupid?
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@JamesFallows
it’s a supply problem, Trump is choice constrained
If you assume that Trump only knows ~25 people that don't think he's a moron or asshole it actually explains all of his hiring choices
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@EvanLSolomon
Woah, I think this is our first time actually interacting! Yes, I feel about 5% Canadian, it's great. 🇨🇦
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@randallb
I don't care about let and const, I don't care about tabs and spaces, I don't care about css in js, but ligatures in programming fonts are an abomination
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I made a WordPress heartbeat API plugin that implements a game of Battleship using WordPress logins
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It’s phenomenal that there’s an organization that can spend $1.6 billion and also be unable to tell if they printed a ticket with 6 numbers on it
BREAKING: Numbers for $1.6 billion Mega Millions are 5, 28, 62, 65, 70 and Mega Ball 5; not immediately clear if there's a winner
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Cogitate: A simple and readable WordPress theme
http://t.co/8MVWu5VF
Just published my new Twenty Twelve child theme on Github.
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Was browsing too-fancy jams at the grocery store next to a guy earlier. We shamed each other into buying fancier jelly than either wanted.
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I’m worried that in all this excitement we’re accidentally going to arrest George Stephanopoulos and Greg Popovich
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The couple sitting in front of me on caltrain is trying so hard to find a selfie angle that doesn’t get me in frame
http://t.co/pdBMmCKwod
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It’s cool that Trump sends texts with bitly links so you can see how many clicks they get
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Just found this tweet of mine from about a year ago. So true. Going to start calling Canadian Evan "Drunk Evan".
@evansolomoncbc
You're like my drunken internet alter ego. You do something people hate, then everyone complains to me about it on Twitter.
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Sat at an airport lounge table with a bowl of fruit and so far 3 people have asked my permission to take a banana
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Real Hacker News comment: "I have worked with a few hundred programmers and I can only name 3 that where competent before 30"
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@pdavies
If you line these up horizontally it looks like they're distant relatives chatting online
http://t.co/sKytCrQjhb
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Who are the most reputable astrophysicists on the moon being made of cheese?
Also looking for information on whether all the king’s horses and all the king’s men were not just innocent bystanders in humpty dumpty’s great fall. DM with tips.
Who are the most reputable scientists, doctors or journalists on the case against covid vaccination?
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Complaining about recruiter emails on Twitter is the carefully-staged-selfie-on-a-beach of tech nerds
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Played Chambers Bay just on the edge of a big storm yesterday
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Headlines that would sound completely insane outside of Silicon Valley
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Your software project has spiraled out of control as soon as you name something “core”, “engine” or “utils”
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@gtryan
@paularambles
@guan
I’m framing this tweet and putting it up at Real HN Comment headquarters
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16/ That's how she hit him with the Alicia Machado story after he defended his Rosie O'Donnel comments — grunt, dodge, punch
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Just witnessed: guy exists cab, screams at driver; stumbles away, steals compost bin; trips, dumps compost on self. Great three act play.
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I made a zero-dependency Kissmetrics library in JavaScript that works in Node.js and browsers
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When I’m searching for an emoji I make the face of the emoji. I think this helps me find it faster. 😬
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Jay Z, Beyoncé, Lebron and Gaga vs Scott Baio, Ted Nugent and Duck Dynasty guy? Trump may have failed on no front as badly as celeb status.
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All across America people are praying the bitcoin price at Christmas is above the bitcoin price when they told all their relatives to buy at thanksgiving
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Sisterhoodgate, multilingual Coke commercial…Trump is gonna have an aneurism by half time
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It was pretty impressive how everyone in Silicon Valley became a car industry expert today.
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Waiting for the groupies to show up, should be any minute now
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Went outside to pickup my SpoonRocket delivery. Almost got into an Uber by accident. It's easy to see San Francisco as a parody of itself.
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Apparently Jose Canseco has been trying to convince Elon Musk to extract liquid hydrogen from Jupiter to coat(?) Mars and provide energy
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Would love to see a video of someone explain to Trump how computer and network security security actually works. “The key is public?! SAD!“
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Every time I try to play a "live video" and get a form to choose my cable provider I feel like the internet just went 15 years backward
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Real Hacker News comment: "Nice article, but overuse of italics made me cut and paste into Emacs to read it."
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I don't know if this actually matters but I honestly can’t understand like 40% of Trump's incoherent word salad
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When Trump shows up in these background shots he looks like a loosely tethered hot air balloon bouncing around the stage
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