@YesICandice What a strange and patronizing shirt.

@krystalball If identifying and eliminating gratuitous waste and corruption is "tech authoritarian takeover," what are we now?

@TrioxinNation @ChrisCrouse33 @BraddrofliT Okay, we'll keep doing that better than most. AND we'll stop paying for ones we find out are basically just jobs programs for zero-skill bureaucrats. Sound good? 🤝

@wells4u @ChrisCrouse33 @BraddrofliT Susan is judging, but clearly still hasn't looked for herself.

@GaryMarcus Our chief scientist funded dangerous research in a shitty, careless lab in Wuhan and millions died. We don't even have the testicular fortitude to place blame and correct course. But yes, tell us more about why we should care about your Science™

@ActualCorn This is a "king?" 🤣

@sam_d_1995 What "supermarket" was this, Sam?

@JF0LKINS C&D in 3... 2...

@strager I switched to Bruno after Postman went full-blown enshittification.

@mesetatron @KennethCassel That's so dope.

@theo You're joking, right? Please be joking.

@johnkonrad @JSunrize @DOGE I bet her tune has changed considerably since.

@BurnsyMcGru @realestaterob12 @mattyglesias So this is your life, huh?

@BurnsyMcGru @realestaterob12 @mattyglesias "If we spend money on anything, we have to spend money on everything" is quite the mental gymnastics routine.

@rightsjustice3 @NoCapMediaa We all subjected to the same economy.

RT @denverbitcoin: You are not really free until you can purchase this $10k Toyota truck in the U.S. Everything short of this is tyranny.…

@NPC515 @Cannibal Thanks! I feel real joy every time I put it on.

Aren't you proving his point?

@BurnsyMcGru @realestaterob12 @mattyglesias I think we can spend at least 0.25% of what we spent on *checks notes* Iraqi Sesame Street on accommodations for cabinet members, yes.

@Eve_Mogul @JaredKFan @pattonoswalt @johnpavlovitz And yet, here we are. 🌠