Eton O'Rifle 🍀
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Carnage ! Live music is good for the soul I'm a sailor peg
And I've lost my leg
Climbing up the top sails
I've lost my leg!
I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa
I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa
I'm shipping up to Boston, whoa☘️
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Saying goodbye to my mum today it’s true what they say there’s no love like a mothers love , The last thing i told her was that i loved her
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Just saying ! I still want this for Christmas it’s been over 40yrs and no bastard has got me it
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Work through a global pandemic 60+h a week with a 5% pay cut take a day off for a friend of 40yrs funeral and get told that the day will have to be unpaid , fkn embarrassing
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I feel like i have been hit by a bus today have held it together the last 10 days but never slept last night , Just been to see my Mum she looks so peaceful see even if you are 52 you are allowed a full on meltdown over your mum ,
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Only thing you need to watch today those words at the end ! I’m a Celtic man
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So my daughter had her drink spiked in the Counting House in Cleethorpes last night along with 2 other girls , if i ever find out who’s responsible for this i will ring your fkn neck like a pepper grinder
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see when you watch this even as a none Scotsman you have to think how the fk did they bottle the vote in 2014
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2 years ago today a Psychopath attempted to blow my daughter up and Murdered 22 innocent people all in the name of religion ! But you know what she’s come through it a stronger person I couldn’t be more proud of her and I love her more than anything in this world
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My beautiful Mum passed away today myself my two brothers my niece and my sister in law with her at the time , I’m absolutely heartbroken but relieved she is no longer suffering . A much loved Mum ,Nana ,Great Nana , Auntie and sister
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On a cold and grey Glasgow morning a poor little baby hun is born in the ghetto
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so after leaving my job last Thursday 2 companies that are competitors of that company have today offered me jobs i got asked to name my price by one of them , I did and they said start 4th Jan WTF Is going on 😂
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3 years ago today a psychopath killed 23 innocent people in the name of a death cult , my daughter was there that night and fortunately she came home to me and i love her more than anything in this world. my thoughts today with those that didn’t make it home
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Just take 3 Minutes and 35 seconds and listen to this gentlemen
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My Mum has been given some awful news and i’m absolutely heartbroken and so angry she was told alone in a locked room with nobody from my family with her , my mum means the absolute world to me 😢
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can everyone just have a wee thought for my mum , good day to shit day in 2h ! when your brother rings you and you just know somethings not right , it’s those Irish gypsy senses
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22/5/17 My daughter was at the Manchester arena when some deranged psycho in the name of a backward death cult killed 22 innocent people , I love you more than anything in this world Bridie and i’m so proud of you
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That’s the real Neil Lennon , We all have bad days and a lot of us hit the drink sometime ! Give the guy a fkn break eh
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lost her 2yrs ago today 💔 i don’t think there’s an hour that passes i don’t think of her ! 15yrs of brilliant memories i absolutely afforded her
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3 years ago today a psychopath blew himself up in the name of a death cult ! My daughter was just leaving the arena when it happened and luckily escaped physically unharmed . Words can not describe how proud i’am of her .my thoughts are with the 23 people that died that night
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Lost my Mum a year ago today i can’t honestly describe how i’m feeling , I just want to call her and hear her say hello love you ok
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The word legend is over used but this legend is 80 Today one funny man the Gallus Bertie Auld 🍀
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The two boys who own Castore sportswear finally make a public appearance
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when you have a medal for every time Mummy has bailed you out ! Nonce
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Apollo my daughters 9 week old pup ! he’s a good boy his first day at home
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Honestly the world is fucked ! grown man at work 49yrs old telling young lads he was the 6th hardest in his school ! 😂
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anybody got the Rangers Tv commentary for the penalties 🤩 asking for me and loads a Fenian bastards
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Thank you for all the messages regarding my Mum it means so much , She’s on the Oncology ward now receiving treatment , works been sacked off for the week so i can go visit her . Tell you what tho there really is some good people in this world
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when the chinese arrives and they nave forgotten ya prawn crackers and curry sauce
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21/11/2018 💔 God i bloody loved that dog 15yrs by my side
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can we all please be upstanding for The Catholic Steak and papal peas
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#WellerWednesday
I've got a pocket full of pretty green
I'm gonna put it in the fruit machine
I'm gonna put it in the jukebox
It's gonna play all the records in the hit parade
This is the pretty green, this is society
You can't do nothing,
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a song for all the lost souls ! Like pebbles on a beach
Kicked around, displaced by feet
Oh, like broken stones
They're all trying to get home
Like a loser's reach
Too slow and short to hit the peaks
Yeah, so lost and alone
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Fk sake not Ranking Roger and only 56 everybody dance like it’s 1980 at the under 16s disco at Tiffanys to mirror In the bathroom ! Ska legend
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thank you for all the messages regarding my daughter , but for the few she’s not a drunken teenager she’s 23yrs old with a fantastic job and even better friends , it happened at 8pm and was her first drink of the night
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Can someone let Ange now these wankstains have season tickets at Spurs
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Happy 60th birthday to the worlds greatest poet ! What would I have done without his music
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R.I.P Jimmy Greaves everybody loved Saint & Greavsie back in the day
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all this months direct debits out and done the big shop and still have £86 in the bank 😏
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Pop, pop, pop, blow, blow bubble gum
You taste of cherryade
There is something hey you must show me
From what you are made
Sugar and spice
And all things nice
Sent to me from heaven
Sally Cinnamon you're my world
You are my world
Your eyes are gazing 🍋
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Feel like i’ve been hit by a bus this morning , Grief is fkn horrible if you can today go see your Mum give her a kiss and a cuddle and tell her you love them
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Absolutely devastated my Grandfather passed away this evening I feel blessed he was in my life for 47yrs and that I was with him at the end
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my old dad is the most complex person you could ever meet ! i’m 50yrs old and he’s just given me a cuddle and said a few things to me .. i don’t care how old you are you need it
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It’s a catholic thing ! Gone for the regular size fish don’t want people thinking I’m a greedy bastard 👀
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Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand?
Oh my little girl
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
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The Catholic Steak ! when i’ve finished it we are all off to confession
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12yrs ago today i lost my brother still fkn hurts still feel hopeless about it all
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If that was on a council estate up north the pepper spray would be out ! Thick southern wankstains and that goes for the police just standing there
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The main man is 61 today 👀 where would we be without his music
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#Wellerwednesday
Some people might get some pleasure out of hate
Me, I've enough already on my plate
People might need some tension to relax
Me, I'm too busy dodging between the flak
What you see is what you get
You've made your bed, you better lie in it🎸👊🏻
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Your knuckles whiten on the wheel
The last thing that your hands will feel
Your final flight can’t be delayed
No earth, just sky it’s so serene
Your pink fat lips let go a scream
You fry and melt, I love the scene
Sometimes I fantasise
🍋🙌🏻
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For each a road
For every man a religion
Find everybody and rule
Everything and rumble
Forget everything and remember
For everything a reason
Forgive everybody and remember
For each a road
For every man a religion
Face everybody and rule
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Meanwhile at the world angry karaoke championships its semi final time ! Morning shaggers
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In a big country dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside
Stay alive, here we go! Stuart Adamson would have been 61 today you just don’t get bands like this anymore what a front man the energy at a big country gig was unbelievable
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New Fred 👍🏻 and it’s the law you have to have the top button done up ! Mod rule that
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