"My husband" and it's always followed by the dumbest fucking Neanderthal caveman ooga booga [REDACTED] shit you can possibly imagine I hope you beat his ass with a rubber hose and chained him to the water heater in the basement for this
In front of the kage in front of the tailed beasts in front of your former teacher in front your students in front of the entire shinobi alliance in front of the gods???????
And I will die on this hill bc she literally has not done a single thing wrong. We knew since day one she hates fighting and yet she had perfect attendance on the battlefield. People who hate her just hate her for attention.
Which anime character do you really like, that is perfect in your eyes, that you were surprised to see there are people who hate him/her and you are asking "how" and "why"??
(Edits) Au where Sasuke marries Hinata and they have 3 beautiful children. Hana (12), Itachi (9), and Asami (6). 💜
Hana has the Byakugan.
Itachi has the sharingan.
Asami has a combination of both.
thinking about how in obitos perfect dream world he still got crushed by the giant boulder and gave kakashi his eye and doesn't regret it all and just wants kakashi by his side I'm shaking and throwing up
How do they exist entirely off screen and have more chemistry in one picture than the entire 10+ years we've been forced to watch Sakura chase Sasuke——
Kushina literally just gave birth, had kurama extracted from her and was literally dying WHILE restraining the fucking 9 tails vs Minato who is literally 100% physically fine and choose to manipulate and mansplain shinobi life to her instead of just fucking taking care of his kid
was today years old when i realized pakkun was designed to look like kakashi which is why they have the same tired eyes and pakkun's pattern as a pug makes it look like he's wearing a mask 😭😭😭
this is what I imagine the Kamui dimension to sound like. It's not completely silent, which I think adds to obito's insanity due to prolonged time spent in here
Finding out the reason why Kakashi never talked about the 4th hokage, never mourned his death, never visited his grave, never wanted to be hokage, strived to be the opposite sensei minato was, didn't talk to minato during the war, why Sasuke was his fave
Everyone : Madara is currently on the battlefield slaughtering everyone in the five elemental nations like fodder
Hashirama: teehee i can't wait to see babygirl 🥰
Oh my God his younger self with the dried tears and no sharingan needing to be saved vs his adult scarred self with the MANGEKYO and complete resolve to save everyone. UGH.
It's interesting to think Obito sucking Kakashi into the Kamui dimension physically hurts him bc I don't remember him having such a reaction to anything or anyone else
Omg it's 2am.
Goodnight to my mutuals, good night to my followers. Goodnight/ good morning to my friends in different timezones and most importantly, goodnight to Magical girl ShiIta au. 💗 (preview)
all those times kakashi lifted up his headband to look out his sharingan so obito could see... imagine if Obito tuned in to his regular stupid updates on his life faithfully like "goddam kakashi i dont give a fuck about your boring pathetic life..but i guess those genin are cute"