La Jefa ✨
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Procurement. Hedonist. Je ne regrette rien
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If you have someone that likes you and you like them back, hold on to them right… nothing dey streets
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“Not all men”, but somehow always a man
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Everyone in this bus I entered told the obviously underage boy conductor to get off the door he was hanging on and someone at the back ‘lapped’ him... the poor boy was so tired that he fell asleep almost immediately with his head on my shoulder and I don’t know how to feel🥺🥺
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The babe he was messing with texted, asking for money he promised her.
I replied like I was him, told her to send account details and I’d send the money the next day. She sent it, I deleted the chat and went to sleep.
The next day was probably d most chaotic day of his life…
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Just remembered one time I went to my ex’s house and it was a mess..
I went out 2 get cleaning stuff, took out my freshly done acrylic nails, cleaned d entire house, made fried rice&turkey and hunted for a Coca Cola bottle that had his name on it.
And I was being cheated on🤡🤡
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I love expressive men.. tell me how your day went, why you’re sad, the things you enjoy doing, how my actions affect you, how I could make you happier, the kind of gifts you like… tell me everything so I don’t have to overthink
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Living alone is just vibes, occasional feeling of loneliness incessant bills and constantly wondering what to eat
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Welcome back Jide.. now tell us the role you played in the shooting of unarmed protesters at lekki toll gate on the 20th of October
Dear Lagosians, I am overwhelmed by your show of love and concern about my health and wellbeing. I must admit that the gesture touched me deeply and reaffirmed our connection to one another as humans.
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Going to be 25 in some days and I don’t know how 2 feel.
When I was younger, I used to think dat by 25 I’d be married with a million or two in my account... almost got married tho, bt dats another story
Now, I only have a faulty iPhone, perfumes and a few thousands to my name.
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So people change outfits in restaurant toilets to take pictures and make it seem like they’ve been there several times ???
Omo!
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I want to be cuddled up with the person I like, just both of us having small talk and him stroking my head and telling me everything is going to be okay
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I don wash my hand comot for anything wey concern relationship
Ire✌🏽
I can feel myself falling for this man.
God please don’t let it end in tears this time😩
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I gave him some money when I alighted and he looked like he was going to cry.
I hate what they’re doing to us in this country and I hate how so many people are poor and suffering.
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..We spent the whole day together, the babe kept calling and texting and I was soo tickled by the way he was losing his mind trying to understand what she was talking about while I acted oblivious.
Told him about it when I broke up with him and he called me a witch🤭
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The world as we know it is coming to an end soon.. and I’m not even talking about the ongoing pandemic.
I saw something that seemed like the end in a dream..
I felt REAL FEAR in my subconscious state and I wanted to wake up so bad but couldn’t.
It felt like I was in hell
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Is Tinubu trying to eradicate baddies or what?? Look at the prices of dresses and skincare fgs
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Dear Nigerian men,
Please send your women flowers randomly, it’s one of the most beautiful gestures and we love it.
Thanks.
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Just six weeks in the UK and he already targeted and raped a teenager.
Thinking about the number of women he raped in Nigeria and got away with is scary
A rapist who attacked a young woman after going "on the prowl" for a victim will be deported at the end of a 12-year prison sentence.
Nigerian national Lazarus Olleh, 38, had been in the UK for about six weeks when he targeted the 18yrs old in Hull in the early hours of 29
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Tyler Perry has talked about how his mother was a victim of domestic violence and how he’s passionate about bringing awareness to the suffering and struggles of black women through his movies.
This sudden outrage and labelling him a misogynist is really unnecessary tbh.
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Imagine dating a guy that supports Tacha and calls himself a Titan.
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Was going to do a birthday photo shoot and go out with my girls to console myself but corona happened.
Now I’m just going to buy as much Turkey as I can, grill them and step down with juice till my stomach can’t take anymore.
Moral of the story is; Life Will Humble You
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Hi guys, friendly reminder that it’s ..
-Owing not oweing
-Lying not lieing
-Dying not dieing
-Who’s is short for “Who is” and whose is a possessive pronoun
-I’m not Am.. fgs!
-You’re is short for “You are” and Your is a personal pronoun.
Thank you.
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Because they don’t get the thrill they crave from ‘free sex’
Because raping isn’t just about sex but the sense of control/ predation the rapist feels when they forcefully have their way with someone
Because raping is more intentional and psychological than physical
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“I can’t date a guy that doesn’t have a car”
Says the broke girl that constantly has to fight for Danfo and negotiates money for Uber before agreeing to go on a date.
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I got up and started trekking... trekked till I literally couldn’t walk.
Called the same man that broke my heart to come pick me cos I couldn’t let my family members know their child was a didinrin.
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FWB is not just meeting up for knacks.
It’s a friendship with the benefits of sexual relations.
You guys could hangout, go on dates, support each other and have sex without being exclusive.
It could be beautiful and sometimes end in marriage if both parties are mature.
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Please, before you drag Feminist Twitter into any silly tweet, note that there are a lot of Misandrists posing as Feminists who have zero idea what Feminism is truly about.
A true feminist is never toxic or bitter.
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This tweet was not made to instill fear in anyone.. it’s been gnawing at me and I just had to share.
The world may not end this year or even next, but it’s gonna be very soon.
Please take time to talk to God and get insight for yourselves.
Shalom 🙏
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TwitterNG:
980k is beer money
8k hotel is substandard
7k food is cheap
150k salary is poor.
Meanwhile....
Ighalo: I want to bless my people on Twitter today, drop your acct number.
TwitterNG:5,062 comments in 1minute.
Some of you on this app have faulty brain cells.
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I love living alone tho.. the privacy and the feeling of coming back home to meet everything the way I left it trumps everything else.
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Y'all hate Yetty so much that you don't see what's wrong on Ayo's part.
He was soliciting sex from several ladies while in a committed relationship.
He lied to her about being single and even played the old and tired marriage card.
He disrespected and cheated on his girlfriend
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@blackmercii
@ehtega_
You’re part of the above stated percentage of fucktards I can see...
Just take your L and geddifok out my mentions.
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I really wish I could overcome overthinking and anxiety.
I’m an amazing person without those flaws.
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And someone is saying they should pour water on it’s head.
This country is a mix of NatGeo wild and Comedy Central 🤦🏾♀️
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That girl on Oloni’s thread actually made an excel sheet to keep track of her shina.
A focused and organized queen!
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Friendly reminder;
It's "Lying" not "Lieing"
"Liar" not "Lier"
"My name is" not "My names are" 🙄
I am abbreviated is "I'm" not "Am"
He is abbreviated is "He's" not "His"
Stop making your English teachers and lecturers sad.
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@OlawaleSZN
It’s not baseless and without facts, trust me
I might have slightly gone off the rail with the percentage..
But the truth remains that some Nigerian girls have wayyy too many issues to deal with than you could possibly know.
It’s sickening
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@_Oroboghene
I did more than that sef... this particular on struck me cos I was legit hunting for coke with his name from one store to another like a fool😂😂
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But this was so VIVID and I don’t know why it came to me.
I’m not even a religious person to begin with.. I’ve not been to church in more than 6 months and I hardly pray.
Please guys, get ur affairs in order and get closer to God.
I really don’t wish for what I saw on anyone
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I'm the type of girl that's never afraid to ask for a guy's number or shoot shot.
But if i ever try that nonsense again...Let dog lick my eye!
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I'll encourage and motivate U
I'll be the big spoon when we cuddle
I'll pray with/for you
I'll write U romantic poems on sticky notes and stick em all over Ur house
I'll listen to you
I'll be Ur personal chef and dancer
I'll NEVER cheat on U
I'll love and protect U fiercely.
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You’re welcome 😊
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I stopped giving/tweeting takes on issues here when I realized most people on TwitterNG would rather argue with you to force their opinions on you rather than listen and argue with an open mind.
And also that you’re treated by how popular u are and not by content of ur mind.
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Impotent, a lousy cheat and broke, but still wants to be catered to because “traditional man”
The audacity of bums will never not surprise me
Joke* (31) and Makin* (35) have been married since 2019.
On this week’s
#LoveLife
, they talk about how Makin’s infidelity has repeatedly fractured their relationship almost to the point of a divorce and how Joke’s mum might be saving their marriage.
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I wish I could marry two men; one Yoruba, the other Igbo.
While Uche will be spoiling me silly and calling me sweet names like "Asa" "Achalugo nwayi" "Nwuyem oma".
Femi on the other hand will be taking me to lit Owambes and giving me intense penising🌚
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"A Pussy rapper in the studio is called a Puss in a booth"
Dremo's Wordplay game 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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The next person I’ll date has to really patient with me, cos honestly, I don’t know how to do relationship at this point.
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@menaloneng
For the sake of this discussion, NO.
My younger sister has too much sensible values instilled in her to act that way at 23.
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See why I said I sympathise in advance with guys that have to marry some certain % of Nigerian girls??
Yesterday one said the husband is supposed to love her more than his mother.
Today, this one has shown another tomfoolery.
They're carrying out the survey by themselves now😁
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Life is easier when you have someone to share your struggles and dreams and aspirations with.
Someone you love and that loves you back and is unwaveringly committed to you as you are to them.
Someone that’s in your corner and yours alone.
I pray you find that ‘someone’.
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So ladies are cooking food with period blood (ewwww🤮) and losing sleep to perform rituals just to keep men.
These same men that are trash and scum of the earth?
Wonder what...Wonderfuu
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Friends that hit you up to check on you after long periods of not talking without guilt tripping you >>>>>>>>>
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Good morning Twitter fam!
I woke up to 3k followers and counting
This still feels surreal and I’m legit grateful!
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She's not replying your Dm, she's a snub that doesn't follow back yen yen yen...
Meanwhile, the picture on your avi looks like you took it with Nokia Asha 200 and you slide into her Dm with "Ello pretty damsel, I really love you and i want to know you"
Uncle U wee sleep there🚶♀️🚶♀️
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Twitter is more entertaining than Dstv and Netflix combined.
How's this app still free!
😂😂🤣
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I can feel myself falling for this man.
God please don’t let it end in tears this time😩
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Same Sansa that was bullied till she had to deactivate her account??
That Sansa?
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I begged for it to stop..
And then I heard a voice say “WITNESS ME”
That’s all I could remember.
Ive tried to put it behind me but I can’t.. it still feels so real and I’m legit scared.
I usually dream about stupid stuff and most times I can’t even remember my dreams..
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But there was no fire or anything like we were taught..
Just an inexplicable pain and FEAR, smothering fear and the knowledge that I was doomed for eternity
I still feel that FEAR now... it’s still so raw and smothering, like nothin I’ve ever felt
I couldn’t take it anymore..
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Nobody:
A guy I met 10hours ago: "Hey baby, I'm just checking to know if woke up well, make sure u take care of yourself for me today".
Me:
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People that ask questions like "How has been your day" and "Where do you base" deserve to be single and lonely.
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Depressed people are really nice and accommodating because they don't want to be the reason why someone else has to go through what they're experiencing.
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Saying men are objectifying women on IG is complete bullcrap tbh.
These women are adults and are comfortable acting like thots in public without being cajoled or coerced.
They’re doing all that for money/attention and y’all really need to ded that objectification agenda.
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@OlawaleSZN
I tend to let myself go and use too much grammar sometimes. Please don’t be annoyded of me😁
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If you've reached your intellectual tweet limit for the day, it's better to drop your phone and socialise in real life, exercise or quietly peruse the timeline..
I must tweet, I must tweet...
Now you've disgraced your family online.
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The fact that u’ve still not taken this down shows how much of a degenerate filth you are.
You faked an issue as sensitive as molestation just to get likes an RTs at the expense of actual real victims.
I sincerely hope you choke on the clout and attention you’re getting off this
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