i’m too saucy for my own good i’m afraid

@ZorbaTheBest

good morning everyone!!!!

sick for the first time in over a year aaughh

@magnumpotus if i had to pick one song only it would probably be sleeping on the roof by the flaming lips, but i also linked my trip playlist in case u wanna browse more :>

@allcapsIocke @ClaireMax @oncloud_e from what I understand it can change from hrt if your bones aren’t already fused but exercise won’t change the size or shape of your bones unless you are fracturing them

@BTC_Supremacist @PuppyM0dr3 @CameronCorduroy actually we don’t want this country to fall apart that’s why we voted blue, we unfortunately just have to be prepared for the worst because it’s already gotten so much worse in such little time

@AngryVoter2024 Either he jelqs his nipples every day or he has a condition

Also worth mentioning, 100 million is just counting live views on official NFL broadcasts and the actual amount of people that will see this ad is much higher. The NFL is shady as fuck for letting this slide when they were extremely intolerant of Kaepernick’s silent protest

How much money do you think Kanye has made off of twitter impressions in the last few days

@realizingerin @coldhealing I switch between capitalizing and not based purely on vibes

I might actually delay grad school until 2028 thanks to these fuckheads gutting research opportunities

An interesting thing that my followers might not know is I am actually very smiley in real life despite the fact I am almost never smiling in selfies

@sethbeme @OreoBird_ Basically negative calories because of the metabolism boost

@warbohydrates I don’t even like holv that much but reading this made me make this face

@BiddleeeW I’m gonna be listening to this shit when I’m 90 and on my deathbed. It might kill me but it’ll be worth it

@Umbracoatl

@btwntwinpeaks Is he implying that Chuck Norris laid the first egg

Normally I’m all for media that challenges the idea of binary good vs. evil, but with everything happening in the world right now it’s really hard to not call people evil