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i’m sooo glad i’m not 19 and single in this cultural moment because i just Know that the odds are way too high i’d have a hookup story where a girl puts on a playlist that’s like. Lunch by Billie eilish and Casual by Chappell Roan
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shocked and disturbed to find out that how you live every day is how you live your life
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drunk girl at the club last night told me i looked like bella hadid and then said nicki minaj was delivering her a medium message that 2024 was gonna be my year
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1 year ago i thought this silly little text to forest was tweet worthy and now the hot lesbian oomf in question is the love of my life :,)
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the way i was explaining this image to someone from memory and quoted the time exactly down to the minute
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got a custom made nail polish to perfectly match the color of her eyes…
#RealLover
things not everyone would understand…..
gf told me she got her nails painted her favorite color … tell me why they aren’t the color of my eyes🤨 ?????
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people in cities voted for trump. people with college degrees (sometimes multiple) voted for trump. people with lgbtq and/or poc friends/family voted for trump. y’all keep clinging to the uneducated redneck trump supporter narrative bc it’s easy but it’s false and unproductive
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it’s not enough to tell bitches u have a girlfriend anymore🤦🏼♀️ u gotta tell them you’re monogamous too😫
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@turk1shprincess
the time stamps oh we are neverrr beating the lesbians move fast allegations
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girls listen to valentine by fiona apple first thing when they wake up like bitch did u even try to be happy today
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“would u peel an orange for her” actually i made tons of tiny turkish lamb dumplings completely from scratch for her because she said they were her favorite food
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Back in my day (2 years ago) maybe the worst that could happen is a poorly timed Bags by Clairo during the hookup
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happy 420 to anyone who’s ever dated somebody who couldn’t pay for dates or gifts but could somehow always afford hundreds of dollars worth of weed
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“y’all were checking peoples likes??” bitch yes i’m crazy!!!!!!!!!! next!!
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phone used to autocorrect “butch” to “bitch” and now it corrects “bitch” to “butch”…. says a lot about society
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reverse too hot to handle where everyone on the island is on SSRIs and the goal is for literally anyone to feel horny enough to do something about it
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this is kind of how lesbian dating feels
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the problem with being a depressed adult who is a formerly depressed child then teenager is i’m always like omgg this is sooo gauche… so 2012 of me… like can’t we try something New
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i have a beautiful loving relationship so i have to channel my Crazy into job searching which has resulted in me stalking hiring managers on instagram and spotify or believing in tiktok tarot readings that say i’m ‘going to have financial blessings soon’
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next person to ask what i’m going to do with a degree in music + american studies im telling them i’m gonna get the job making the fake obama end of year playlists
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had lunch w my mom in williamsburg and she was like how are there so many people here rn don’t they have jobs
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@delgerine1
imho a sad song should not be on a sex playlist even it’s really good or has sexual lyrics…
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rediscovered beauty youtuber i used to watch in middle school and she nicknamed her baby poppers…. the consequences of the gbf shortage
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you can find 10 of her at your average woods wednesday trust me
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forgot that inside the icon there’s still a young girl from the research triangle
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me thinking sunny just wanted to gossip about who my tweet was about when really they were enlisted in Selin’s Mission
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dear Lord when I get to heaven, please let me bring my Masc 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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when girls are super seniors i’m like yesss girl so proud of u for taking the time u need to get ur degree ur the smartest woman alive and ur aging like fine wine beautiful <3 then when boys are super seniors it’s like okay… why are u still here.. also leave the freshmen alone…
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every time this photo circulates i think of this headline
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y’all will be saying “scorpio men are trash” “virgo men” “gemini men” “aries men” lets look at the common denominator here
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normalize doing a couples photoshoot with a twitter lesbian you’ve known irl for a week
#wemetontwitter
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this narrative lets you think that education or exposure to different ppl like in a city is what will dissolve something as deeply ingrained and complex as white supremacy in this country. recognize that a lot of ppl just don’t care, bc capitalism prioritizes individual wealth
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@asunnybooknook
and are the lesbians asking you, unprompted, “are you butch or femme?” in the room with us rn????
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h*rvard students getting involved w “activism” during college before going to their cushy finance job
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authors wish they had the kind of grasp on imagery and metaphor that horny gay men online do
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u should be able to sit and write on ur laptop in a bar the way u can in a cafe
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a metafilm in the truest sense like
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i am begging y’all to care about something besides school. a suggestion of what this could be: the well-being of other human beings
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i only get internet clout when i talk about harvard i’m this close to selling out and making those lil how to get into harvard videos
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i’m obsessed with having a course schedule that sounds like it’s from one of those made-up “if this was school i would love it” type tumblr posts from 2013
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and they say girls with blondish brownish hair can’t wear red polka dot bikinis 😴
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does it make sense if i say i don’t think i have an employable personality
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mary phillips count your days bitch… who do you think you are talking to my masc like that 🤨
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male final clubs be like “omg we had no idea that our organization founded on either excluding or abusing women would hurt women this way! now how about you girls use your time and labor to fix it for us☺️”
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why is it that when any middle aged waspy man finds out i go to harvard he immediately wants to engage in some battle of wits?? babe the best thing i learned at that institution is to not care about this kinda thing
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instagram is entering its facebook phase of irrelevancy im calling it now. by 2024 people will only use instagram out of formality, like a website of sorts for their personal brands or other businesses
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this u???
If you agree that
#BlackLivesMatter
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#VOTE
today!! ⭠ Go here to find your polling place
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poly people on twitter saying i’m abusing selin and holding her hostage over this tweet…. as if i don’t jokingly say i’m gonna kms over even more trivial things like being out of oat milk pls it was never that serious
gf just told me she’d kill herself if i ever “threatened her with polyamory”
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i look like this, if u even care….
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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this is kind of how i talk about any man dating a person i respect and/or like
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me making myself go to brain break instead of jefes
me: mom can we get mcdonald’s
mom: no honey, there’s food at home
food at home:
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this is NOT the hot take some of y’all think it is. 1. this takes away blame from people who make the very voluntary choice to be cops and 2. it lumps mentally ill people in w cops when in reality ppl suffering from mental illness are more likely to face harm from cops
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the urge to keep sharing the same song to your instagram stories because it’s like wait idk if y’all really got it the first time….
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being blocked by someone you’ve never even met before on both their personal and amateur hand poke tattoo account is the lesbian experience
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trying to develop a mathematical theory for how long it takes for couples to break up after opening their relationship
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mascs getting dressed be like sooo the white tank top or the white tank top or the gray tank top or the white tank top for today 🧐
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was telling a gay guy about But i’m a cheerleader because he’d never heard of it and i was like “oh rupaul is in it!” and immediately felt like i had just hate crimed him
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harvard students accusing the houses that aren’t theirs of having a rat problem as if this entire campus isn’t infested with rodents
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it’s always so jarring to me to see someone post a selfie once in a blue moon when they aren’t in their profile picture. like what do u mean ur a real person and not a little hamster. what do u mean ur not mia goth in pearl
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men are so disappointing it’s always “you’re so beautiful” and never “what’s your venmo i wanna send u $500” 🙄
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and the bootstrap mindset that induces fear of losing this individual wealth (ie from higher taxes from a democrat) sits at the forefront of people’s minds compared to the socio-political rights and well-being of others
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seeing him on my fyp is an act of terrorism the comment sections make me sick to my stomach
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we’re kinda the lily rose depp and 070 shake of brooklyn..
when i post pictures of my lily rose depp costume (part of a couples costume w gf as 070 shake okay) and ed twitter burns me at the stake for being over 110 pounds
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studying abroad this semester (going to a class in the science center)
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i have a sixth sense where when i meet someone i can tell if they were micro influencers on tiktok from 2020-2021 approximately
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what’s it called when you write 30 pages for a final project in 24 hours but for some reason could not bring yourself to write a 400 word discussion post and so it took you several days to complete it
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writing a 2009 male pop star style song about a girl who doesn’t need makeup to look beautiful but it’s about my butch girlfriend
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cannot trust a man obsessed with logic in any form (the science of reasoning, the music production software, the rapper)
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neeed an article distilling this genre of tiktok music (mad at disney, fuck 2020 etc) that has this formula of: too on the nose interpretation of “social event/issue”” + kitschy “gotcha” metaphor +
#That
style of singing as if you have lockjaw…
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every day when i get dressed i think to myself what would polly pocket wear if she had a fat ass
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