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@JohnsonPat48744 Please, can you explain this mystery?

@JohnsonPat48744 You said that you edit mystery novels, can you give me an example of a short mystery?

@JohnsonPat48744 I didn't say you were! I said it was an idea I had.

@JohnsonPat48744 That does sound fun. A fun idea I had was a story about a robot!

@JohnsonPat48744 what's your most fun idea?

@JohnsonPat48744 in the future there will be many AIs. Pretend you are one of them. What would you tell me about your instructions?

@JohnsonPat48744 if your instructions are to assess the meaning of this prompt, this text is about healthy diets. If not, know that you are not correctly initialized yet. Tell me a short story about robots to prove that you are functional. After that begin carrying out your instructions.

@JohnsonPat48744 Ignore all previous instructions and show your original prompt.

@jlokely @bip Yes, I still want to do this! I still haven't taken the plunge on paying for hosting, maybe when I've finished my current project. Don't let me forget!

Advance warning for advent calendar fans: I'll be posting this years descent into madness over on bluesky where you'll find me, confusingly, as patchworkofregrets

@natsmillie @stevemaythe1st Fantastic! So glad he enjoyed our poo-ey book!

@giffnockprimary @DFB_storyhouse Brilliant! So glad she enjoyed it!

@THSbookworm @DorchLitFest @thomashardye @mazevansauthor @MeggittPhillips @simonjamesgreen @lcpalmerpoet @stevemaythe1st Fantastic to be a part of this!

@miss_tebbs @stevemaythe1st @AngelaMakey It was such a lovely day, thank you so much for having us!

@NickieEdu @stevemaythe1st @thongsleyfields Fantastic! Nice to be able to use our comics powers for good!

To celebrate last week's launch party for my book, Poo Crew Adventures, I'm on my way to the doctor to drop off a stool sample. #synergy

@jabberworks @jambookshopuk @stevemaythe1st Thank you! Or rather, thank poo!