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Daughter was away down to Ayr today with her papa. Don’t know if they planned to meet wee Lennox. But. What a pic. 😍
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Any other countries club and it’s go ahead as normal or you’re kicked out of the competition. Get this whole charade to fuck.
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Over 150’000 in Scotland voting for reform. So sad it’s fucking laughable. The leader couldn’t come near the place for fear of being heckled. The amount of gullible bastards stoating about is incredible. 😂.
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We sign Japanese footballers and the racism flows like fuck out of their rancid mouths. All so predictable. They didn’t give a fuck about Kamara sadly, he was just another vehicle to pretend Rangers are persecuted. Everyone knows it.
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1 European cup, 1 runners up European cup medal, 5 league titles, 3 Scottish Cups, 4 League Cups, 2 Glasgow Cups, 53 goals for the club. Undoubted entertainer on and off the park. God bless wee Ten Thirty. Another giant of our club gone. RIEP.
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Another thing. See if you left early today, get it fucking round you annaw. 😎.
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Abada 5 goals in 2 matches. Kent 3 goals in 50. Sand dancing myth and it’s beginning to dawn on their support.
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If you’re writing off Maeda you’re a typical armchair fan who hasn’t a fucking clue about football. Just played a full season, just flew back & forth from Japan, played in 2 of our hardest fixtures. We’re winning so people need negativity elsewhere. Clueless.
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It’s not every day you take the wean to the park and bump into Ralston. Couldn’t have been any nicer. 💕
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Imagine playing Bella Ciao over the tannoy, a song about working conditions in parts of Italy. Imagine having people singing Grace pitch side, then telling the support you’re playing that to, to keep politics away from Celtic Park. Honestly. Get to actual fuck.
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Britain is a shambles. Let’s be brutally honest, a wee woman passes away and everyone has to adhere to rules which means no sport, no comedy, no songs that are upbeat, etc, basically anything that keeps people sane. Just go to work & watch BBC for 10 days. Fucking depressing.
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Can’t say Celtic in a statement. Want to choose who’s officiating where. They’re done lads. The battle is over, the Rebels have won. 119.
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That mob had the title won before a ball was kicked, they had it won after 3 matches, they had it won in January. The press were of the same opinion. We’re in pole position and they’re now analysing the award of a corner kick. Rattled to fuck by Ange & our team.
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Chiellini, a dying breed. A guy who just wants to defend. Too many dicks are fascinated by defenders who run 50 yards with the ball but can’t tackle worth a fuck. Give me Chiellini every day of the week. 😍.
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Imagine Kent had the stats of Jota, imagine it was remotely close, goals or assists. The press would be linking him to Real Madrid and it might be tangible. Kent runs fast and does stepovers at the half way line. Jota produces results.
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Anyone who doesn’t want Tierney back is bonkers for me. Manage him properly and you’re replacing a corsa with a Lamborghini. Huge huge boost to the side, he’s everything we lacked yesterday. I’ll argue with anycunt over this. 👍🏼.
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I fucking adore Daizen Maeda. He’s so much more than a cult hero and we still have people who don’t appreciate his contribution. That prick who’s in their hall of fame must have nightmares about the wee man.
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Every fucking time Celtic drop a point or 2 they go overboard and leave themselves open to ridicule. They’ll never change. It’s fucking tremendous. They deserve everything they get, stupid gullible bastards.
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I don’t think I’ve ever hated that mob as much as I do now. Constant lies, Scott brown was shite and only won cause they were shite. Griffiths ditto. Lisbon lions were average and the European cup was a pish tournament. A wee thread.
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Aribo & Kent combined 11 goals in 104 appearances this season. Jota 13 goals in 40 appearances. Jota league and cup winner. “ here Jota, did big Bassey let you oot his poakit to come here “. Thick as shit.
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18 points behind us, 11th of January. Their board hold a meeting with the press to tell them they’re fully behind Clement. Never forget that these bastards, boardroom, players and fans rubbed our noses in it when we were down. Ram it into the cunts at every opportunity. 👍🏼.
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Loved the man. Came in, totally ripped the league and Europe apart for our club. Put that wee arrogant Dutch bastard Advocaat in his place. Made Celtic Park an absolute fortress. When he left I also thought the time was right, won’t alter my love for the job and the man he was.
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Since leaving Celtic Keiran Tierney has played 150 games for Arsenal or Sociedad. He’s played another 35 matches for Scotland. That’s an average of 35 matches a season. In 2 of the toughest leagues in the world. I’m sure he’ll be fine for Celtic. 😂.
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We’ve signed Bernabei, CCV,Gucci, Hatate, Jota, Maeda, Seigrist all this calendar year. The manager signs a free to add numbers to a depleted midfield and the knobs in our support scream like 5 year olds with no clue about football. It’s hard to read some of the shite tbh.
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I fucking love Celtic, everything about us. Born from politics, anti-establishment, Irish descendents, everything about us is romantic. I adore the fact we sing Irish rebellion and it annoys everycunt. God bless the sellick. 💞.
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If ever a picture encapsulates Celtic against that mob it’s this. 😂
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Falkirk were an absolute breath of fresh air today, huge support, played the game the correct way, had a go at us when they had a chance. If you don’t want away crowds like that at football you’re a stupid cunt.
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Weakest team to win a title. They won a league behind closed doors, St fucking Johnstone won 2 trophies. They can lick my baws 👍🏼.
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Gerrard made Leicester pay £9m compensation to release Rodgers from his Sellick contract to take them joint second in the English top flight and also pay him close to £10m a year cause he shat it from Stevie G. 😂.
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The last time they seen their captain lift a league trophy in front of a support was Davie Weir. Davie Weir is 55 years old this year. 😂.
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Calum McGregor tonight. We still have arseholes who don’t appreciate him. 😂.
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First domestic red card for 75 matches. A stonewall pen against them after escaping 1 in the first half which would have seen them falling behind. Tav has scored 10 pens against Aberdeen alone. They want a ref sacked. You couldn’t make it fucking up if you tried.
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I love it when a lifelong Celtic fan gets the chance to pull on the hoops. What a fucking buzz he must be having signing on the dotted line at Celtic Park. Hopefully he can make an impact for the club.
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Wee Maedas goal is class. Had to nick it off the defender, does a pirouette, ball goes 50 feet in the air, another touch then half volleys it home, all while running at 4 times the speed of sound. They must hate the sight of him, whether he’s bald or blonde. Love the cunt.
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Latest narrative: we’ve handed them the title. Since Sep 26: 27 league games, we’ve won 24 and drew the other 3. We’ve pumped them twice in that period. Scored 66 conceded 14. No one has handed us anything. Don’t let facts get in the way of a few likes from fellow DOBs.
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What a day. Hibs fucking Hearts. Celtic 4-0. Huns losing at St Mirren. Merry Christmas, fuck the Hu. 😂.
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1. 30 years ago, Fergus McCann purchased Celtic. We finished 4th that season, Hibs & Well above us. He then set the tone for the club to be on sound financial footing, it didn’t go well with some, influenced by a shitey media campaign which bordered on hatred against him.
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I’m going against the grain here, lose to Dundee Utd my absolute arse. Go out and beat them and stop shitting ourselves at losing to them at Celtic park. It’s embarrassing reading some stuff on here. I know we’ve been dug shite this season but so fuck.
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When you watch videos like that, we don’t sing the Celtic Song anywhere near enough when we play. Love the new stuff, but, Hail Hail should be blasted out every single game and as many times as possible. What a team the Lions were. 💚.
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Gerrard has went from wearing a mask to every interview after Dubai, lasted about 2 days, to demands that a player is given leniency because he’s a talent. The falsest guy on the fucking planet, why didn’t a journalist call that out yesterday for the sheer stupidity?.
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Why do they do this? . McGregor plays a pass away, that wee oddball bastard reacts then grabs him by the throat, McGregor does fuck all. Why would both be booked? 🥴.
🗣️ 'The referee wanted to book us both but remembered he had a yellow. If you book me, you have to book him. It was a bit weird.'. Nico Raskin on the 'unfairness' of being booked while Callum McGregor escaped sanction for the same offence. 📲Download the Arnold Clark App!
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I see the Ally McCoist love in from some of our support is back in full swing again. Wee guys who have no fucking clue about him. He cracks a funny and suddenly he’s a good guy. He’s a sleekit bastard. Thee end.
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6-0 Aberdeen. Leipzig 3-1. 2-0 Killie away, 4-1 Hearts away. 1-1 Brugges. 6-0 Ross County. 1-0 Aberdeen away. 3 of the 4 hardest aways, tough champions leagues and a semi at Hampden. Ridiculous form.
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Sporting integrity. Couldn’t give a flying fuck about integrity as they lorded over Scottish football with financial doping. Couldn’t give a fuck over the obscene amount of pens making their right back one of the world’s highest scoring right backs. 😂. Go fuck yourselves.
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Tom Rogic has went from struggling to play 60 mins under that prick Lennon to starting every match, twice a week and having a massive influence in almost every game. There’s not a midfielder in the country who does what he does, a half turn and opens up the whole pitch.
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“ FUCK THE SNP “ SNP £3.2m emergency interest free loan, yes please ya nationalist bastards. “ FUCK THE SFA “ let us borrow Hampden on our terms until our own shit tip is ready, yes please ya Scottish bastards. Mark neck with blow torch.
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Absolutely fucking love Celtic Park on days like today. Crowd right up for it and players likewise on the park. Nothing but positives from today, from every player in every position. Roll on next week. 👌🏼.
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Sing songs about genocide, steal flags, mock the Spanish dead, hide behind police and chant more songs about killing children. Get attacked after doing so, scream about antisemitism & pogroms. It’s tedious as fuck and anyone with half a brain cell is aware of their bullshit.
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Reading some utterly wild takes from last nights game on here. People slating McGfegor, Valle & Idah. Honest to fuck, if you’re taking negativity from that performance and result you’re a fucking clown.
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If you’re lonely get a dog. If you’ve hunners a mates get a dog. If you’re happy get a dog. If you’re unhappy get a dog. Just get a dog, best things on planet earth.
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Big Starfelt had an absolute mare in the 2nd half, but, anyone saying he’s shite now based on that hasn’t a scooby about football. Been 1 of our best performers for months, has an off day and he’s shite again. On a day we lift the first silverware of the season. Half empty glass!.
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Since that match Celtic have won 34 trophies. I’m sure the wee man got over this. 😂😂. You on the other hand……. .
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When the fuck did Raskin morph into a hybrid of Pirlo and Zidane. 91 career appearances, 4 goals. Give us all fucking peace.
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Watch yersel lads, if you’re queueing up to get into the sellick social club at half 4 in the morning. Union bears have gloves and paint brushes with 6 bristles. Propa nawty.
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That mad Canadian bastard Johnston was born to skelp fuck out of Huns.
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Welcome to our 90’s ya absolute wankers. Reality is now hitting home, we’re a better club in every aspect, players, manager, stadium, pains me to say it, the boardroom. We’ve got Christoph Waltz and they’ve got Shellsuit Boab. We’re fucking miles apart.
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Love seeing Tynecastle empty with 15 minutes to go. Take your shite accent, your shite songs, your shite claes and fuck off ya salt n sauce wankers. Fuck about and find out. 😎.
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A guy who’s won 22 honours trying to make a name for himself. 10 league titles, 6 League cups and 6 Scottish Cups. He included 3 trebles in that spell. 55 International caps. Rent free. He’s a somebody that clearly rattled them on and off the park. 😍.
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English on here are in the main, wankers. Humourless bastards who think calling you a melt is comical as fuck. They’ve won the same amount of competitions as Scotland in the last 50 years and think they’re a superpower. 😂.
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Last 7 matches v Rangers. You’ve scored 1 goal and conceded 20. You run about social media trying to say Aberdeen only turn up against Rangers, you really are a total fanny of a man. 👍🏼.
HT: Hearts 0 Rangers 2 (should be 7). No complaints whatsoever. Rangers have been mighty impressive. It’s the best football I’ve seen from Rangers since the 2nd half against Celtic. The press, the one touch football, & the pace in attack has blown us away. #Hearts #Rangers
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Midgey raking ✅ .Drinking manky Spanish tap water ✅.Singing in ground❌.Watch the oppositions tifo✅.Dehydration✅.Penalty kicks❌.Fuck off from stadium immediately✅.Bus roof blows off✅.Hailstones✅.Ryanair ✅.Diddy league❌.Europa 🏆 ❌. What a week 😂.
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We need a “ Celtic Celtic, cmon you bhoys in green” on Wednesday before kick off. Get the troops up for it early doors and put the shiters up that mob pre kick off. Balaclavas are optional.
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That Cantwell is a deperate bastard, every time he does something, no matter how trivial, he plays up to the crowd. Gets a shy and gives it big licks with his arms in the air, he’s another who will be found out. An absolute charlatan.
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Wish we were in the Europa playing sides who have won 1 trophy in 85 years so I could kid on I’m laughing at my rivals who are on course for another domestic treble and are about to face Bayern Munich or Real Madrid in a shite tournament. I can but dream.
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I don’t think you can downplay the impact Kyogo had on Celtic. Massive goals against rangers, displays in Europe, cup final goals etc. To get almost 4 years now for someone who was that good is very rare. You can’t blame him for wanting a new challenge. He’s done it all.
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Maeda. What a fucking enigma he is. Misses an open goal, somehow hits his arse,times he looks as though he hasn’t seen a ball before let lone kicked one. Then scores an absolute peach, shouldn’t even win the initial ball against the centre half. Some boy.
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Get this nonsense to fuck. Never been booed, never been jeered, it was the opposite. His country is committing atrocities on an hourly basis, our fanbase are against it and that’s why he wants out. Don’t be like Ryan, don’t be a wank.
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I can’t remember anyone celebrating Tierney leaving Celtic. We were all gutted, the transfer fee was secondary. That mob are gonnae have a display with a £12m sign somehow looking like a dug doing a shite. Patterson was the future 2 months ago. Narrative changes instantly.
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Hard to believe that if we didn’t sign Idah we don’t win the title or the Cup. I don’t think a single fan welcomed his signature. What an impact, late winners, huge goals against them, season defining goals. Wherever he ends up I hope he has a tremendous fucking career. 🏆 🏆.
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Get why people want the GB to sing tomorrow, but surely they must understand that Higgins was part of a team who were ruining the very same people’s life’s for singing. He targeted them, he aimed to actually destroy people’s life’s for singing rebel songs, because he could. 1.
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Ally McCoist is concerned by finances. Wasn’t giving 2 fucks when he was on a salary of close to £1m to face clubs like Albion Rovers and helping players pick up ridiculous contracts to face the same clubs. Ally, fuck off, only a complete utter fanny can’t see through you.
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Pump the Huns. Hearts beaten again. David Tanner meltdown. Hun players talking utter shite on social media. Robbie Neilson dismissed. What a fucking weekend.
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If you’re still holding a grudge against a guy from the other side of the world, who turned around our fortunes from utter dreadful to magical, who’s went to a sleeping giant in the biggest league in the world for huge wages, then you’re not the brightest individual going.
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If you think Shankland is an International class striker I feel sorry for you. He’s a fat bastard who has the movement of a tractor. His display here today has been fucking embarrassing. 😂.
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Neil Lennon is a total prick. Speaking about Utd paying £4m for a player and not using them. “ must be nice to pay £4m for a player and not use them “, while laughing. Were Ajeti and Barkas free transfers ya absolute rodent?.
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Alex Rae “ airfield pulled out “ after kicking a guy on the head. Pity yer da didn’t pull out ya fucking rodent.
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What a creepy bastarding country we live in, every time Celtic score a winner there’s a mini meltdown from certain quarters. Red card for fuck all, stonewall penalty denied, ignored because we scored with a later winner and fans celebrated. It’s utterly fucking tedious. 😂.
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They need to beat us 10-0 the next 3 meetings to eradicate the goal difference and cut the gap to 5 points. 😂😂😂.
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Derek McInnes ✅.Gammons all over Britain ✅.Establishment ✅.The Killie Billy boys ✅.Loyalists ✅. Were doing ok 🤘.
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If you’re a Celtic fan and you don’t believe you can improve on Taylor or get a striker who’s an improvement on Oh because it’s January then the board must fucking adore you. Unprecedented money in the bank, huge cash incentive for the league winners. Bonkers.
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The biggest thing about this is Lennon being nowhere near it. He’s burnt his bridges with the support and knows it.
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Neil Simpson won every domestic honour with Aberdeen, made over 200 appearances, played in every match in their ECWC cup campaign, beating Real Madrid in the final. Because he snapped Durrants knee, he’s not to be honoured by Aberdeen fans say the Huns. No bother. 😂.
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Absolutely gutted Browns last game at Celtic park is being played out as it is. Couldn’t give a fuck what others think of him, he’s been immense for us, another who had to endure off field stuff from sick bastards and stayed strong. Deserved a great send off from the support.
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Fuck off with “ Rangers were the better side and were robbed “. Absolute nonsense. Game was utter gash and can’t remember any keeper making a save of note. Huns had more legs in the last 20 but didn’t trouble us once. Reading some amount of shite regarding this.
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Motherwell manager on the radio. “ Celtic were reliant on breakaways “. We had 74% possession and they didn’t have a shot on target. Fucking incredible. 😂.
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Who gives a fuck what Idah cost? . Manager wanted him and we eventually sign him. Get more bodies through the door, our bench is deplorable.
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The comments every time workers take the last resort of striking are utterly fucking shameless. Ordinary people don’t want others to get a pay rise. Utterly fucking baffling.
Cleansing workers in 14 council areas including Glasgow, East Renfrewshire, North and South Lanarkshire have voted to go on strike. UNISON says 95% of balloted members voted to reject a two-stage pay offer from Cosla and take industrial action.
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Battered in the town, up and down Argyll Street. Caught on camera . Battered as they try and attack Gallaghers bar, 1 guy hooking whoever was trying to enter. Caught on camera. Battered at Hampden Park. Caught on camera . Beautiful 😂.
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The greatest re-writers of history ever. Now, to a man, they’re disgusted with how Beale treated Gio when he was under pressure. At the time, not a fucking peep as the mastermind behind Gerrard was coming “ home”. They make it up as they go along, they deserve failure.
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Cowardly as fuck to throw items at a player taking a corner. Coins, plastic bottles or whatever, cowardly. Never understood it, never will.
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We’ve finished that game with a back line of Ralston Scales Lagerbieke and Bernabei. Huge fucking credit to every single player out there today. 99% of us doubted them and they’ve produced the goods. 👌🏼.
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Can’t believe we reduced that German side to cross balls in the second half and visibly wanting the game to end with 10 minutes to go. They were mentally and physically gone.
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3 firefighters taken to hospital. Get these fireworks to fuck, if you’re firing them at a firefighter you really are a scumbag bastard of a human being.
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