Eric Chiwala, FCCA
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Three ways to beat devaluation?
1. Buy assets,
2. Hold foreign currency and,
3. Get an international item for a girlfriend/boyfriend. Watch that FDI flow in.
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Joyce Banda’s regime devalued the Kwacha by 33% in 2012. The economy rebounded a short while after that; this too shall pass. It will sting in the short-medium term but the results will sweep the mess we are in now. It will be better.
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Duplex units for rent. Ready from 1st October (awaiting electricity connection).
Amenities:
Geyser, air conditioning (master), cooker installed, water tanks, provision for washing machine.
📍New Gulliver, Area 49.
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iPhone or whatever brand of phone you have; the best phone is the one you have because that’s what your pocket allows you.
Most of you would pick an iPhone over any other android device if your pockets allowed it.
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Dear Airtel Malawi and TNM,
just because we don’t have a confirmed case it doesn’t mean we are not aware of what’s happening.
do the needful.
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You didn’t have to bring this to Twitter, we have international enemies here.
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You don’t need to do anything to prove you are wealthy. If an SME account has that balance, does the personal account have any money at all?
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Airtel wouldn’t cancel MoFaya after knowing that TNM extended its offering of Pamtsetse. It would be a suicide mission.
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I think the biggest flex here is the mode of transport used… we are doing something right.
But of course, let’s not lose focus of the challenges we are facing today. When is petrol coming?
One million litres of Diesel imported by Petroleum Importers Limited (PIL) has arrived in the country through Blantyre train station this morning, raising hopes of improved fuel supply in the country.
Officials are yet to give details on when more supply will trickle in.
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@spectatorindex
this is the problem with monopolies. they don’t care about safety or rules, it’s all about profiteering for them.
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I wanna get 10 true fans of Eli Njuchi this CD. Drop a comment with your handle and retweet the tagged tweet here.
How to own 🚩Flag:
Send K7000 to
Airtel money 0995 972 375
Mpamba 0885 932 309
National Bank 1000201045
Send notification message on WhatsApp 0999 025 907 and enjoy the music. No calls
CDs available in Blantyre at Pamudzi Eatery (Mandala)
Formular 1 Sports(Gunnery Corner)
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Available at Old Naisi, Zomba, beginning 1 June 2024❗️
Favourite is F4, backdrop of the beautiful Mountain View and jacaranda tree. One of the hardest projects we’ve ever worked, the fun part was breaking the ground, removing all the big rocks and making the site plan work.
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Honestly, every Malawian should have an
@FDHBankMalawi
bank account and
@alwayswithyoumw
mobile number. These brands are homegrown and killing it in the market. Their CSR activities support what Malawians truly cherish.
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Favourite is F4, backdrop of the beautiful Mountain View and jacaranda tree. One of the hardest projects we’ve ever worked, the fun part was breaking the ground, removing all the big rocks and making the site plan work.
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The collapse of Alliance Capital Limited is a reflection of regulatory work by RBM and the lack of quality assurance by auditors.
The regulator should be held responsible, and the auditors given a stiff punishment for shoddy work.
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First day impressions for each of my puppies; Ginger and Rex
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This space on ‘splitting bills on dates’ is amusing, do women really have money? My past experience is mixed, but 4 times out of 5 women have no money.
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how far are we as Malawi in discovering a vaccine for the COVID-19 virus?
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I admire people that start businesses that create solid products/services. It’s courageous and y’all are made of metal. Products like that Marie chilli, or an up-market restaurant business like Coco’s.
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With
#MissMalawi
events organised in this manner I am not surprised that Malawi gets offered USD6.8B in grant aid. We are not serious people.
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my most played album this year so far is God Decides by
@TELLAMANWORLD
🔥 definitely enjoyed his art 🙌🏽
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That ingredient used by photographers to cleanse knuckles and knees of female clients maybe can be used to cleanse Malawi of this darkness?
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And someone says Malawians are not racist? just look at the comments.
The black indigenous CEO’s failed to turnaround the company. Many capable Malawians, yes, why do they keep failing? Vuto lake anthu mumanama pa CV about your work experience and qualifications.
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@AdvoBarryRoux
Both hardware is fantastic, and these days the differences are minimal. Consumers (people and enterprises) are buying into an ecosystem - Samsung doesn’t offer much in those terms.
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personally
i don’t do well with e-books. i like the feel of a book. an actual book. the living book.
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Lifest about to be the biggest festival Malawi has ever seen 👍🏽
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Lilongwe is surely gonna have some of the best roads in Malawi 🔥
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I don’t understand why a lot of people don’t want to improve some areas of their life, it literally takes one book to learn about a subject. You can’t continue going through life playing ‘victim’. Learn how to be happy. How to make money. How to make a child. Please.
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still baffled as to why
@AirtelMlw
decided to include sending you an SMS when you ask for the airtime balance.
you get a flash screen showing the balance and a pop up SMS with the same info. this is a repetitious experience
@AirtelMlw
please change it back.
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@ginnydmm
let rangers and guides who understand the park (roads and safe zones), do the guiding and driving around. stopping when you clearly have an angry and charging elephant seems irresponsible to me. these guys are meant to be professional. absurd.
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I’ve got one of these available from 1 October. Old pictures, but a carport for one vehicle is available in addition to the other amenities. Monthly rent is 300k.
Duplex units for rent. Ready from 1st October (awaiting electricity connection).
Amenities:
Geyser, air conditioning (master), cooker installed, water tanks, provision for washing machine.
📍New Gulliver, Area 49.
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@Tawaz_D_Genious
@Santaah92
You can’t fall into temptations when you’re recording yourself. He is the master author for this project. I question his motive when he deliberately shared a private conversation with a 3rd party and not the ethics committee of the school.
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1. Buying land.
2. Investing in real estate.
3. Buying shares on the MSE.
4. Purchasing Treasury Bills.
5. Starting a small scale business, watch it grow.
6. Traveling & learning.
7. Further education.
8. Don’t neglect the power of compound interest, have a savings account.
How are you guys investing money? Old mutual? Other avenues?
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When i started my first job in ‘07, one random piece of advice i got was to save 50% of my salary and live off of the remaining money. I tried that but it left my anxiety level up.
I tried the 80/20 rule; saving 20% and using 80% of my income. It seemed to work for a while and
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very articulate, and a man with purpose! i respect his vision.
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Considering the way the world is, one happy day is almost a miracle.
-Paulo Coelho
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When you consider that the Roman Catholic Church already has other business ventures (sectors of health care, education for example), diversifying into the financial services sector shouldn’t be alarming. Or is it the interest we are concerned about?
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It’s incredible how someone’s death, a celebrity, awakens something in all of us. We can smell death from the palm of our hands; we want to be undefeated even in death. Live a good life filled with sincere purpose. How you find that purpose I can not say, reflect on your passions
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This is great news! Education should be accessible to every capable student, it’s not fair to bar qualified learners from attending assumed ‘elite’ colleges. Let education remain a human right enabled by able institutions.
Finally, our Law Programme has been ACCREDITED!
The first-ever Private University in Malawi to have accreditation for Law Programme.
We are in our own class when it comes to quality education in the country.
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@theapplecycle
a good example of if it aint broke don't fix it I guess. I see subtle improvements/changes between iOS 7 and iOS 16. I like the current one more. the round buttons resemble my fingertips haha.
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I watched APM’s interview last night, he was on Brian Banda’s program. He seems happy in retirement and appears to have reflected on a lot of the happenings of the short past.
I think he deserves to continue his retirement than to be coerced back into active politics. 83 is very
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Honestly, I would rather post my blue books as I pose with my cars than post my bank account balance.
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@PempheroMphande
Congratulations Dr. Mphande. This is a testament of the gracious work you continue doing in our community. The light shines far and wide, genuinely observable by all who know you well.
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Personally, I find I am incapable of achieving anything close to that. My avenue is real estate or the stock market. If you’re 40 and under, consider opening a brokerage account and invest in some companies you find interesting. It’s not a quick back but time is of the essence.
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Munthu wa taking orders azivala bwino please. How do we trust your merch?
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@NationOnlineMw
will RBM open checking accounts for parastatals?
does RBM have a presence across the country to cater to the service needs of said parastatals?
what’s the experience of the 22 companies that have already been migrated?
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1. Kumasiyanitsa currency devaluation ndi depreciation.
2. Kumasiyanitsa bank ndi forex bureau.
3. Kumasiyanitsaso currency TT rate ndi cash rate.
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Until you appreciate what you currently have, more won’t make your life better.
i am a sucker for ‘more’. but it just never works.
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Kasemba deep in Karonga. we are developing a dam and an irrigation scheme in the area, measuring 162 hectares.
we are working to improve people’s livelihoods through irrigation farming and making them resilient to effects of climate change.
#IFAD
#malawigovernment
#irrigation
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I received many questions regarding stock market 📉 investing, especially for people who are beginners and have no idea how the system works.
A 🧵to answer some of your questions ⬇️
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Heartbreaking to hear about this young man’s NYE story. The only place he expected to find protection is where he meets a fate so brutal and near fatal. This is a time to demand for real police reforms. The gun should not be the first line of defence.
#JusticeForBlessingsNyondo
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@_M0rt0n
1. Just because someone says invest in the stock market, then you should immediately jump the fence and do it. Evaluate your personal situation, objectives and goals. Match that up with the associated risks of investing in the stock market.
2. The price of a stock today can tell
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@UniverseIce
I always go for the smaller Pro, I hope this year will continue the tradition for both Pro's.
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Learn to stop making excuses for people if they are not acting right.
Less mental stress 🧘🏽♂️
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I will forever collect these. Their body lotion smells so good
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excited to start my MBA next month. stoked to learn new knowledge and meet diverse kinds of people.
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It’s the little things.
Appreciating the moonrise as light fades. Lovely summer dusk 🌝
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Actually:
1. Illovo reduced sugar prices from 900 to K800 in the first half of their FY on the back of an efficient cost structure.
2. They cut capital expenditures. Reduced borrowings leading to lower finance costs.
3. Importantly, their revenue actually increased.
Illivo profits mpaka 650% and we have a minister of trade who doesn't see anything wrong with the pricing 😩😩😩kodi palibe amaona vuto ndi izizi? Next tiona ma profits a airtel. Anthu ogona ngati ife sinnawaoneko😭😭😭
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Whoever initiated these projects for the Capital City, deserves recognition. The state of the road network has been pathetic in the Capital, and every time I drive on the interchange I think I’ve never felt so proud to be Malawian. Let’s secure funding for a dual carriageway M1!
SOME UPCOMING PROJECTS
The Roads Authority plans to construct additional Dual Carriageways and a Six lane road in Lilongwe to further decongest the Capital City’s roads.
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This Khama fiasco is utterly confusing. I would love to exercise my ignorance now until the issue reaches a logical conclusion. Watching from the stands as Twitter Mw police unravels the situation.
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a lot of people would benefit from tactics like this. you experience less anxiety when you take a step back from a fast paced life.
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also, i don’t think you needed both hands 😅
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Well, I should say that’s quite some destinations you got there. From Lilongwe you can go to Dedza (Pottery, mountain, Forest Lodge) down Golomoti to Mua/Cape Maclear too, Salima has the Senga mountains & water sports, Kuti Wildlife Reserve, take a nice rail-side drive 2 Mchinji
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