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Amit Trivedi is the only one who can make an engg college sing "love you zindagi"
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happiest new year to the sem 2 placement unit and jpc members working day and night to make sure there are jobs for bitsians with 6+ cgpa❤️ hope you have an incredibly successful tenure❤️ i am sure you will get multiple companies to recruit bitsians with 6+ cgpa for 25+ lpa❤️
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girls in BITS will pull a bombshell senior with a loving mom and 62lpa job called rishav, all this while dressed as adam sandler
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bits: show up to work on monday
me: for how long
bits: 6 months
me: where
bits: it could be this place in another city, idk tho
me: it's thursday, when will you tell me
bits:
me: who knows something?
bits: guess
me:
bits: also you can't graduate if they don't like you
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First years ka compre hai bhi nahi. Phir bhi 4 table rok rakhe hai library ke. Ye log bas peer pressure mein padhe ja rahe hai. Disgusting. 0 initiative to unlearn the coaching mentality.
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Paying for someone else's food using the SU App and taking it via UPI is the BITSian money laundering ki ninja technique.
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After 6 semesters of fruitless efforts, I finally got a 10 sg in my 4-1!
Here's how 🧵⬇️
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The new BITSians just won't get the struggle of ERP registration. You needed Wifi as well as hotspot to work on 2 devices and 3 browsers while you were on a call with 4 batchies to see which courses/lab sections got full while your ERP was stuck loading your Google account login.
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i'm convinced that this is the rite of passage for all BITSians. this is the moment it hits you that you're in psenti sem. this is when you slowly start detaching yourself from your club/dept and other campus politics.
Barely any recognisable faces at ANC anymore
Life gets sad 😔
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first year mein cg aesi lao ki 4 semester baad internship lag pae
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"My senior said something last oasis I didn't understand. She said "Now, we're just here to be authors to our friends' write-ups." I think now I understand what she meant. Once you're done with your psenti oasis, you're just counting down your days on the campus you once hated."
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last day at work. i gave my crush a cute little note with my socials and she texted me saying i made her day :)
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why is there such a disparity in the fragrances of men's and women's products? i walk past 1 girl who washed her hair and it makes me blush the entire day. ion even know who she is. why did she leave me with so much hope. i want to smell like hope too?? :(
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Living on a remote campus with a skewed gender ratio makes romantic relations seem like such a foreign concept. For the longest time, I forgot that women could also like me for who I was instead of what I could do for them.
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20 batch entered BITS with no jobs in the market and are leaving BITS with no jobs in the market
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Av -3
Average number of sexual partners men have around the world
🇹🇷 Turkey 14.5
🇦🇺 Australia 13.3
🇳🇿 NZ 13.2
🇮🇸 Iceland 13
🇮🇹 Italy 11.8
🇸🇪 Sweden 11.8
🇨🇦 Canada 10.7
🇺🇸 US 10.7
🇬🇧 UK 9.8
🇷🇺 Russia 9
🇫🇷 France 8.1
🇳🇱 Netherlands 7.1
🇪🇸 Spain 6.1
🇩🇪 Germany 5.8
🇨🇳 China 3.1
🇮🇳 India 3
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boys in BITS strictly follow the 80-20 rule. crush on 80% of the girls at some point and hate the other 20. there is no in between, i don't make the rules.
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don't you hate it when you say something sad and someone else says "same" like bitch stfu. it's my time to attention whore. i didn't convince my dysfunctional brain cells to articulate vulnerability just to have you dispute my victim card. go find some happier friends or smn idk
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pilani people never come for their own apogee also
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kids nowadays are way too worried about likes. when I was growing up, double tap meant hoverboard
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Twitter feuds this year escalated from DLE vs. ARBITS to VIT vs. our BITS
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every oasis, i become convinced that engineering boys give better thumkas than any arts girl ever could
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I should have said "votes matter, do it responsibly" to the UC also.
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I will 𝗻𝗼𝘁 pay ₹5 extra to get it packed. I will ask bhaiya to get me a 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 to paper plate sandwich my food and I will do it ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅʟʏ.
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i'm not saying i need a woman in my life but someone needs to take care of my skin and it ain't me
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I finally realised why they aren't directly moving Meera to Ashok. Ain't no way BITS admin is giving girls a new hostel with real amenities.
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here's a quote for all my psenti batchies having a hard time leaving campus :)
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all it takes is one (1) woman in a sports bra for the entire gym full of idgaf sigma men to turn into awkward 14yr olds who love staring at equipment
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belting in the gym after seeing my cg the way my career prospects are limited to trophy husband.
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my friends ask me why i still miss my ex even though she hurt me. i tell them that she was very important to me. that i find it easier to live with the pain of missing her than living with the pain of forgetting her. why love at all if not to love dearly?
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It would be so much easier to go through corporate life right after school instead of college. Intact sleep cycle, mid to high self esteem 𝘢𝘯𝘥 a will to live? Boy, I would've smoked you bitches
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Please stop asking me if I have plans for "action" during BOSM. I hit the gym 6 days a week for 9 months just for this. I unmade my own body every single day just so that I can catch their eye.
My plan of action, now that they consider me, is to reject them before they reject me.
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yo fix the roads already, how do I get to the other side?
I did NOT sign up for BITS Pilani Berlin Campus
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Watching a senior give a speech at their farewell as 20 batch hits hard cuz all you can think about is how much time you didn't spend with them because first year was online. We didn't even know how 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 offline college life could be.
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Ever woken up on time? That shit got you thinking there's no way there's so many hours in a day? So much sunlight, no wonder others are productive!
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I wonder how many times I've met the same senior "the last time"
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me omw to fix relations w my father after seeing the state of placements everywhere 🏃🏻♂️💨
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on one hand, arranged marriage is the indian society's abhorrent violation of natural selection. on the other hand, i'm clearly not getting selected naturally.
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@okayaarchi
the diff b/w you and my ex is that i actually wanted my ex at one point
don't play hard to get when you're hard to want 🙃
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i been doing this my entire life and i'm still miserable
wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it’s finest
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@GooptuRudrayan
no worries, we won't give you ads next time. They want to play ads in events with attendance.
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for every man that would not peel oranges for you, there is one peeling his skin off just trying to get a reply from you.
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department interactions but the fest you work on is determined by your blood group (A_pogee, B_OSM, O_asis)
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i know '20 batch started out meeting each other on Gmeet but it kinda sucks that some of us attended our first friends' write-ups on Gmeet as well
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So you're telling me that the infamously nashedi department is now officially called DoPE?
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threads will never be able to replace the raw idgaf nature of twitter.
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fast garba circles are scary, one wrong turn and it's a beyblade match
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you know it's diwali szn when your parents have more plans than you on the weekend
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what a privilege it must be to be an animal. to be conscious without being self-aware. no thought, just ears flopping around. beany paws, waggy tails and pure dumbfuckery. 10/10.
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the tragedy of being a man is not taking pictures even when you look good because who will you even show it to? no one cares...
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Men be like "I'm not studying enough" and then get a bad haircut for motivation. Men is me, I'm men.
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If you're having a disturbing thought and want to snap out of it, just think about Mime Club's "toitoi toitoi toitoi" - voila! your brain is now thoughtless
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bits pilani in one sentence
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Kanye but it's pronounced like a regional insult
"ए काण्ये!"
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started exploring ts for a crush and dear god,
HOW IS THERE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG FOR EVERY MOOD?!?!???
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Starting to think that the majority of stress reduction in smoking is just taking a couple of deep breaths.
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midsem: the only time you can get anda on a tuesday morning
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Superset pe kaise bolu ki I was the friend that parents approved of
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monisha beta "rebranding myself" bolo, "existential crisis" is so middle class
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i may not believe in a god but the way i feel about her in traditionals is nothing short of devotion
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profs after asking questions in the midsem that were only covered in the lectures:
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who called it gold digging and not bill wale dulhaniya le jayenge
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@yapanshi
- wants to be spoiled (in treats)
- best late night (sesh) convos
- scantily clothed (if at all)
- constant annoyance (and proud)
- jealous if you spend time w other girls instead
what more can you ask for
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blr day 1, it takes 12 apps to get through the day and i hate it
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@vintage_bae_
@cri_babe
ah yes, let's project bad communication skills onto all women and romanticise it
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"today i learnt that women who know how to drive don't give a shit if you say women don't know how to drive"
maybe we can lift women up without putting men or other women down and polarizing the internet for likes.
today i learnt that men who aren’t trash don’t give a shit if you call men trash
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