Me: (Winning my 2nd Award) Her: Boy child, what did u bathe? Me: I bathed the Grace of God 🥰

So we are already the old people we thought others were. How do these 2000’ borns believe me saying we once used scratch cards for airtime. They be like “Muzeeyi nawe olimba” 🫣

“We want a striker” Now Kai Havertz has suffered an injury making him miss the whole season. Gunners, Are you happy or sad?

If you look carefully, somehow, everyone is pretending.

Those useless topics that wasted our school fees 🚮

@ApolloWangalwa You know 😂😂

Everytime i see old couples, I always wonder how many times they have forgiven each other.

Every relationshhip deserves time. Give it some time It will definitely end.

At first i thought this man was a Tutsi from Rwanda🫣

Self care: If it drains you, it’s not for you. Remember that.

RT @GukiinaPatrick: Meanwhile, it is International Lawyers Day. Wishing a happy Lawyers Day to all esteemed colleagues who are making a sig…

Bless the LORD, O my soul, And forget not all His benefits: Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, Who redeems your life from destruction, Who crowns you with lovingkindness and tender mercies, Who satisfies your mouth with good things, So that your youth is renewed like the eagle's. [Psalms 103:1-5]

RT @mugishamuntu: Correction. A retired officer or man serves for only 5 years in the reserve force after retirement. I hope that will be h…

Here’s how to stay humble 😛

@ManCity @okx “STAY HUMBLE, eeh!” 😂🙌

@Arsenal “STAY HUMBLE, eeh!” 😂

Appreciation Post 12k followers on Tiktok👏

The material things you are impatient about, that God has delayed to provide, are all vanity. What is important is to seek first the kingdom of God and everything else [material or spiritual] will fall in line. (Emphasis mine)