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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Creaming and Scrying
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Kalan Sherrard
4 months
last big show in asia tonight at tokyo traffic after 6 months tour up from new zealand! thanks so so much to everyone who helped along the way!
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
shutting down times Square this is really fucking moving. rise up. #blacklivesmatter #fuckthepolice
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
Hey Miami! I got a show in you at Mana contemporary, 145 Flagler downtown in the apocalyptic 777 Mall, open 2 more days! Come buy these Monuments to Oppression, or Destroy Them for Half The Price!
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
5 years
i have some secret things to say i changed my birthday to today
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Kalan Sherrard
4 months
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
5 years
I had a dream about you last night
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
omg my mane anagrams to Rare Landshark
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
"life is about making meaning. some people think its about gathering things. its not about gathering things." (happy bday 2) -my amazing mom
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
What would you do if you only had 50 YEARS left to live?
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Kalan Sherrard
5 years
Ways to actually save the world, go:
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
Let's all be #NaziHunters for #Halloween !
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
Pushing this thing up brooklynn again today find me out http://t.co/9XIeufLnHk
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
“If you feel you are in a black hole, don’t give up, there’s a way out.” -Stephen Hawking
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
Today i tried to brush my teeth with a ballpoint pen and apply a aa battery to my parched lips
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Can you believe in yourself without believing in The Self?
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
my empathy runs on aspartame
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
my first experience of 2018 was being wrestled to the ground by the peace police while trying to dance to rage against the machine. I was crushed on the floor hearing the lyrics "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" squirting out of amanda palmer's mouth.
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
i think probably the main reason humanity is so obsessed with filming every minutae rn is that we collectively know we're going extinct soon
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
thanks @jamieNBC6 for the most accurate to date portrayal of our work at art basel in the media! more info & new vid: http://t.co/L5jku3Us2C
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Kalan Sherrard
1 year
in NYC for just a moment this week to close Puppetopia @herearts 3/24 & 3/25 with Offal Unstory [still under constant re/un/anti-development]. Get tickets at !
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
ugh i keep feeling like the fungal expression of a larger consciousness
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
life is not a "gift" you are not a "work of art" nothing "deserves" anything
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
"wow I've never met a real anarchist before!"
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
just met a dude who's intense/weird-scattered-associative in a similar way to me & was rly annoyed maybe i finally get it sry evry1 ima chng
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
happy international women's day everybody! I had big plans back in the city for today but they didn't pan out... so here's an olden goldie.
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
put a bunch of self help audiobooks on before I fell asleep and had dreams of methodically tearing the heads off thousands of exotic fish
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Ummmm WTF MY WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE SAYS I'M A TRANSHUMANIST INSTEAD OF A NIHILIST
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
tfw ur feeling all edenic cooking naked and listening to radio drone and you scald your genitals with oil
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
So on Mother's Day my mom predicted God would Make Himself Known To Me and... I think that just happened. Fuck. Thanks, "Mom". P.S. So Real.
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
year of the flying herbiverous space shark with a mouth full of kindergartners and dental floss paraphrenalia
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
In jail again bail Mr out
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
super excited to be playing the he'll in Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley's Phantasmagoria NYE tonight at Brooklyn Bazaar!
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
Hey NYC, wanna have mudfight on wednesday? Also, anybody have a boat? We can dress like alterity monsters. I have so many needs! :F :D
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
there's no president. let's never have another.
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
About face from @NYMag in their generous and articulate article. Not what I'm used to from them. http://t.co/uEZd7DwRKz
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
10 years
Going to trial tomorrow morning in Miami for wearing a mask and pushing my Performance Cart during that Basel. Pray for me. More soon.
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
i will srsly call you and make increasingly nubile & luxuriant wookie howls for $1
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Can we have a moment of silence to all pray that tomorrow on the senate floor Mitch McConnell explodes in a volcano a rainbow coloured pus ... ... ... Thank you Amen
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Sweden is exactly as Roy Andersson described it
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
some "performance artist" ripped up my Beat Up Trump sign & a guy named Robert told me i was a brand. FRSLY. ppl who claim to be "artists"
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Playing at the Noise Church in Bellingham WA tonight at 8pm, 519 E Maple.
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Is there any film that stars an east asian woman? Also, Kung Fu Panda is he only female-directed film on top-100 grossing films.
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
doing a puppet show at nieuwland today at 4pm in amsterdam
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
furniture with nipples
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Ugh my Cthulhu tamagotchi got obese again. I'm hardly feeding it at all you think it's a thyroid thing? #FatPositivity
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
"I don't think I'm queer, but I am peculiar" - my dad
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
I think I have better barometers I haven't gotten arrested in almost two years!
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
8 years
This Bug Just Landed In Front Of Me.... AND DIED.
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
a little worried I just ripped a gash in time space with a thought experiment I just did: if so, sorry everybody!
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
I HAVE NEW PRONOUNS: xe [pronounced Ee] ė ę ě ĕ ə è é ê ë ē will also be fine
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
SHOULD I CHANGE MY NAME TO "DOWNWARD LEE MOBILE".!?!... or will everyone just continue to think I'm a rich kid with guilt. #GenerationalName
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
Never thought I'd be saying this, but Stephen Hawking just died and I'm eating Legos.
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Zürich tonight!
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
p.s. happy arbitrary date everybody
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@enormousface
Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Does anyone know what happened to the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA)? They used to have active branches everywhere and now seems to be mostly defunct. Any clues? Anyone know anyone who was involved I could talk to?
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
Gonna be taking my studio for a walk around bushwik today. Hmu. http://t.co/GOtHcNVKkr
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
""Those who talk about revolution and class struggle without referring to everyday reality have a corpse in their mouth""
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
Remembering Malcolm X today. Black history month, like the lives of so many black intellectuals, is too short.
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Going Trumping at the Bernie rally in the bronx with German TV. Lol. Cleveland Steamer $800.
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
it's my conception day!
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Kalan Sherrard
10 years
Pushing the cart from bedstuy to the bronx today find me on broadway http://t.co/ipThsccrVV
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
vote: do sperm have teeth? [the group has entered into said debate during the wee hours]
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
I know it's spelled wrong but I dont know how to spell it right
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
Solidarity, Baltimore! Lmk what you need!
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
FUCK MITCH MCCONNEL
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Doing a Thynge at INCARNATA tonight 9pm 95 ave A. Also, made an emailinglist finally lmk if u want tobe on it. If you didn't get it that is.
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Renegade Performunce Cart Not-Happening 'Cosmic Ellipsis' for NYC Solar Eclipse, videogeaphy by Sergio from French TV! full vid soon on blog
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Our new band URQURBAR, formed from cannibalized and inbred members of NINGUN SOLICITAR, is playing a surprise debut at bizarre bar at 11pm
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
Playing the puppet parlor at HERE theater tonight at 7! Satanic Xmas style! :D
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
[busily consumes easter candy]
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
I found tons of hamburgers. Me & the hamburgers are walking around the lower east side scowling at pretty girls and getting hit by cars
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
xE woke mute, buried in a poem as some cowboys are buried to their necks, fire ants of language threatening to flood every orifice
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
I'll be in the Pacific northwest this week if anyone wants to book impromptu shows LMK
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
I'M TRYING TO DO PROGRESSIVELY CRAZIER THINGS TO BREAK APART REALITY
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Kalan Sherrard
4 years
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
Just smiled at a guy in the street & he told me to "freeze".
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
playing the forever festival tonight 315 ten eyck 8pm
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
@celinejade lol I like enormousface me as a verb
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
thrilled to be playing a planned parenthood benefit tonight with mico and tamio (& more!) at park church coop 129 russel 8pm
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
!!!we found this muffin named Edvard!!! http://t.co/CDe3nj94i1
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
hopefully god will stay dead this year uh i mean he is risen indeed
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
"Spinoza[, ] the happy little lense grinder" - - @LoneberryWang @MohammedGrout (cadence by Kalan)
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
what's the apposite of fomo when you regret doing something instead if nothing
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Kalan Sherrard
7 years
omg buffy saint Marie is playing summerstage rn! central park! let's go!
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
all dead things smell the same
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
TFW you're an anti artist and people say That's Not Art
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
@celinejade I totally enormousfaced all over their wedding reception it was disgusting
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Kalan Sherrard
6 years
turn off the internet!
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
In #unionsquare this afternoon. Maybe #timessquare tonight. Gimme fodder, feed me ur thoughts n…
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Kalan Sherrard
11 years
!!!edvard instagram!!! http://t.co/Wb34tosgpY
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Kalan Sherrard
9 years
Guys.... I WON THE POWERBALL!!!! Whaddayawant?
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
Hello, republican gala!!! Nobody hit too hard! #BeatUpTrump
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
@aPhilosophyOf im against that. subjectivity should be a de facto. it annoys me when people retort "well, that's Your opinion" so neoliberal
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Kalan Sherrard
8 years
FOMOing at the Mouth
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