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@emmevibe
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@ycsm1n split the difference and name him Danger
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@emmevibe
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6 months
@raisintinybabes @stormiewho he said he wouldn’t let her paint the chair or keep it in a different room. she tried to compromise, he refused
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Joe Biden must be stopped
@BONNIEXCLYDE
BONNIE X CLYDE
5 years
Could you imagine a world with no raves?!!??
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
@6power3 @yawningemoji considering dogs are colorblind, i really don’t think the dog cares what color it’s tail is lol
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
@joannesbitch okay but these things honestly move sooo fast that it’s hard to find the camera right away 😫 the slow-mo makes it seem like you’re taking forever to spot it even if it’s only like 0.5 seconds irl
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@EarlyPrav @ArvidGronqvist @adam22 I appreciate how many people you’ve asked this same question lolol
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@MellySoSweet @Simply_Swayvie @Jaaezus @themiyahlo @mistamonotone @SheisAndi_ @AbdulFofana6 @APimpNamedDrip_ Only do this if you're ordering from a larger chain restaurant that can handle the loss of income!!! A lot of smaller restaurants are really struggling rn and barely make any money from deliveries as it is
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@Jezebel She’s from Indian Hills Kentucky so I’m not surprised
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
we just got kicked out of the red carpet party because @TiffanyFong_ was vaping inside but security was still fantastic & we love him
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
8 years
Do u really like my Instagram picture or does your bot think I'm a statistically similar account that's likely to engage with your profile?
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
@xLAWx_ @plutonicsad @tofuhoefosho @caitiedelaney There’s absolutely no way you can try to say Mathew perry *isnt* doing coke in this picture lmao
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 months
why are the port-a-potties at @CarterCruise ’s bday nicer than any festival bathrooms i’ve ever used?!
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
@dances Saw drake DJ at his Coachella after party in 2015 and he used the his Mac to turn up the volume instead of the mixer and it made the little ploop sound I’ll never forget
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@emmevibe
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7 years
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
I love @JENergizerr & @CarterCruise so much 💖
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Reasons why I feel like every DJ should start out opening bottle service clubs: (a thread)
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
1 year
“i feel like you can find a great guy who isn’t about to go to prison for life” was a very real piece of dating advice i just had to give my friend 🙃
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Quarantine has turned me into a naked bed gremlin. I refuse to wear clothes or leave bed. I’m having tequila and kit kats for breakfast. I can’t tell if this is my best or worst self.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
The best part about being really comfortable with yourself is seeing how uncomfortable it makes everyone else
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
1 year
@hearthfellow @warmearthytones maybe you impose rules on your partners, but that’s not something everyone does
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Rent's due tomorrow! You know what that means freelancers: frantically calling all your accounts receivable asking why you still haven't gotten paid for work you did in August 🙃
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Sometimes you find family in unexpected places. I found a huge beautiful family in @spaceyacht some years ago, and being able to show up on any given Tuesday in any type of mood and leave with a smile on my face is something I genuinely appreciate
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
working on nye bc living in LA for nearly 7 years has taught me that while I’m often disappointed in over-hyped holiday celebrations, I’m never disappointed in a large paycheck
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
1st base: sex 2nd base: cuddling 3rd base: hanging out sober Home run: a ride to LAX
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Holy shit.... you guys.... I'm opening the sahara stage at coachella on Sunday
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
When people keep asking me for favors & I have nothing left to give
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Do I have any friends in rap music that would let my little brother intern for them over the summer? He'll be 16, is a hard worker, has predicted pretty much every SoundCloud rapper that blew up since 2016, and he successfully smuggled all my alcohol in for me during Coachella
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Space yacht mass texts are the EDM version of Amber alerts
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Couples fighting at Coachella make me so happy I’m not a couple fighting at Coachella
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
I'll pick you up from LAX
@SaidTheSky
Said The Sky
5 years
Say I love you without using those 3 words. Go..
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
Everyone who told me growing weed was “really hard” is a big fat liar. I started doing this as a joke because my roommate got weed that was mostly seeds and now I have 25+ weed plants I don’t know what to do with.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@boysnoize Logic has the most user-friendly interface and no one can convince me otherwise
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
My biggest fan has returned
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 months
god i fucking love @TiffanyFong_
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Me: I’m super shy, very humble, overly private, ego in check Also me:
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
A love story in 4 pictures
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Judging by my insights, if I want to be famous I should really give up on all meaningful artistic endeavors and solely post pictures of my ass on Instagram
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
@OzokaProsper @UberFacts but what’s the 3rd thing?!
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
Mood
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
I've never hooked up with any of the DJs on the EDC lineup this year AND I'm going for fun instead of working for the first time since 2010. I'm really looking forward to this
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
when i graduated from USC my goal was to never have a “real” job, so i’ve always freelanced or consulted or DJ’d or had random odd jobs, but today i started my very first full time (wfh) job & i’m so excited to finally have some stability in my life goals change & that’s okay 💖
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Being relatively smart and emotionally unstable is like being drunk on acid. You can recognize that you shouldn’t be doing what you’re doing, but you also have no idea what you should be doing instead
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
8 years
me.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Just remembered a dude fell into an ice bucket @spaceyacht last night and broke all the chaser bottles and flooded the entire backstage area and got glass everywhere and ALL I’M SAYING is that I’ve never seen a chick dancing on a table cause anywhere near that level of damage 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
3) learning how to read a crowd and engage an audience is super important and I feel like DJs that started as producers and went straight to festivals often can’t connect as well
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Does anyone else in their early-mid 20s ever feel aware of their frontal lobe development? Like certain logical concepts just seem wayyyy more obvious than they did not too long ago?
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
My favorite part of 2019 was when I almost got married to someone for citizenship but then he wanted me to go see The Irishman with him IN THEATERS (but I refused because I'm not a psychopath) so we got in our first (and only) fight and literally haven't talked at all since
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
i’m on at 10 so everyone better get there early & immediately start throwing ass 💖 cc: @CarterCruise
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
i took accounting in college and this thread explains concepts so much better than my professor did 😑
@AliTheCFO
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If you run a business, you MUST understand accounting Here is what you need to know:
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
1 year
@MarekZee @sandeep_indie @dvassallo this app has not improved at all?? it’s so much worse what are you talking about lol
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
3 years ago I totaled my car on Valentine’s Day. Today I picked up the keys for my new place in Venice. Neither of those things actually have anything to do with the theme of Valentine’s Day but it still feels like growth!
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
i actually *don’t* want to hear every single person’s thoughts on every single issue. speak on subjects you’re informed about & learn from others who are more educated the rest of the time. silence can be loud, but talking out of your ass is louder.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
I wonder if the number of times I've been electrocuted throughout my life has caused any of my character flaws or if it's more of a chicken/egg situation
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
@simoneiverson @svddendeath “my heart, my soul, my pussy” the new catchphrase drop fr
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@danadonly Put your phone on full volume in the mornings and assert your dominance in the relationship
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Woke up thinking about the film picture @CarterCruise sent me last night of her practically licking my butthole at splash house & wow I’m really out here living my best life.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
being at crypto events with @TiffanyFong_ is seriously the funniest most twilight zone experience ever
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Everyone should be having more sex.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
palm springs is the hamptons for LA
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
There are two types of people @joshpan @yoHomewrckr
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
You don’t trust the corona virus vaccine but you trust complete strangers in the club that give you K? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Get yourself a friend who supports all your messy ridiculous behavior 💖 @CarterCruise
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
Honestly not enough people are talking about Lisa Barlow’s self-tanner hands on the #rhoslc reunion
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
or more 💁‍♀️🤷‍♀️
@jasminericegirl
soup girl
3 years
venmo a woman $500 today
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
it’s just still so confusing to me seeing travel influencers be antivax. i knowww all the vaccines you had to get to travel to all your vacay destinations, why are you being weird now??
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
wild how people can come into our lives and completely change our perspective on everything
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Nobody is cool, nothing is real, everyone is faking it.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Made a baked brie & apple tart w a homemade berry reduction and wow
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
Get u a girl who can build your artist's website AND model their merch
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
Me: I'm not drinking tonight Me 3 hours later:
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 months
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, @CarterCruise is truly the best DJ alive. i’m walking around the @pooshdotcom party & keep hearing everyone talk about how much they love her set
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
I honestly think last night was one of the most fun times I've ever had @spaceyacht & i definitely have not danced that much in a very long time (if ever) Wow I love moombahton so fucking much
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Day whatever of quarantine: spilled coffee all over my white blankets and thought “eh, I’ll bleach it at some point later” and immediately went back to watching jersey shore
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
8 months
tbh the only dj i respect is @CarterCruise no one else will ever compare im so sorry
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
How do I explain to my boss tomorrow that the bruises on my face and neck are from @CarterCruise biting and choking me out FOR FUN?!
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@delogardner @razelle_ @ohdangvicky “Esta bien” it’s good “Para una” for one “Carnita asada” carnita asada Idk I grew up in California this seems so obvious I’m sorry
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
My boyfriend spending over 30 minutes setting up Disney+ so my mom can watch Hamilton on the big TV in our living room and then listening to them bond over wine tastings is making me realize I should’ve gotten a boyfriend a long rime ago. So much less pressure on me!!!
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
2) playing to an empty room or when only a few people are there is humbling as fuck and everyone should experience it
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
2 years
for any DJs concerned with AI being good at mixing, the mix feature on spotify that blends the last 30 seconds of songs is already better at transitions than like 90% of you
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
10 months
sorry ya’ll tiff & i are dating ❤️
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Today I got a raise and overtime for my side job that basically pays me to show up to fun events, eat their food, drink their alcohol, and take photos of myself & other attendees Pretty wild that this pays SO much better than all the 9-5’s I’m qualified for
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
freckle face
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
The WILDEST PART of the desert burner rave is that everyone who went apparently felt the need to post all about on social media??? Like if you’re gonna do something wildly unsafe and illegal that’s gonna piss a lot of people off, the least you can do is? Not? Post? About? It?
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
@MessBJess This is definitely a chicks handwriting but okay
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
3 years
i woke up at 5am because the moon was so bright shining into my room #PinkSupermoon
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
My mom just told me I should start selling feet pictures. I'm really lucky to come from such a supportive family.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
Everyone bitched about the shutdown back in the spring and summer and now you all bitch because Australia is open and America is in a death spiral. This country is ineffective at everything except bitching and contracting coronavirus
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
so a few months ago a producer tried to tell me to change a lyric in a song I wrote, but I just heard that same lyric in a song on the new Lana album Would it be too petty to screenshot the lyric and send it to him saying “told you it was a good line” ??
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
1 year
i’m so happy with my life, my friends, my relationship, etc. could things be better? sure, always. but i feel like i already won the game years ago & now i’m just doing my silly little side quests & it really is a very nice life.
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
1 year
people talk about meeting shitty people in LA & i genuinely don’t relate. i’ve met the best , kindest, most wonderful people here
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
5 years
Casual
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
6 years
no filter no facetune no plastic surgery. just some great lighting & an unchecked ego
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
I mean... I'm not NOT down
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
7 years
Your mcm apologized to his followers for "taking a break from social media" because he didn't post on instagram for a week
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@emmevibe
Lin-Unwell Miranda
4 years
@DineroPhilthy @AlexPrincess337 @thebluemaverick @ohmyshanii @BeeBabs @ashsuth You can get a library card from your local library and access all of their digital books! If you live in LA it’s great, I think smaller towns may have smaller selections though
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