It turns out that he’ll is the NHS winter…

A sad Christmas story

I tripped over kerbs twice last weekend. I am still regretting it

Why would you take your dog to the opticians??

@kriegarjack @HarryHamishGray It used to be a roundabout!

If your main concern is democracy, why on earth would you vote for Donald Trump??

My orange has a baby orange

Getting locked in a room at a closed public building is less fun than it sounds…. 0/10 Would not recommend

@KarnikLeena @ImperialMed @josudelafuente This is truly awesome!

@clare_eliza Seeing it written down is quite sobering.

@simon_exton Ok, now I’m a little jealous! Twas a little shorter back in the day 😀

@simon_exton Wait, is your hair long??

@Gemma_clark14 @MargaretAtwood I’m willing to bet that most of the ‘Disciples of Christ’ aren’t actually Christian and wouldn’t recognise a bible if someone hit them over the head with one…

@lgblewis I got these back as results recently. I’d add to your suggestion that we should also make sure the tests are under the correct consultant 😂

Sarah Storey is fabulous isn't she?

@AlecTinkerPH @mancunianmedic I’ll have to attend remotely. Didn’t spot I was on-call 😂

So Calvin is becoming a migrant fleeing his country. I’m assuming he’s ignoring the irony.

@coskery_gail I did develop increasingly more sympathy for our local GPs.

@Beska 😂