Pleased to share the cover for RICH WIFE, coming April 1, 2025 from the @uwiscpress The image is STACK OF CAKES by Denise Prince Delighted for this image to be the portal to this book: luxurious pastel-colored cakes piled on a sink, wasted, wasteful, lovely, girlish dreams

Ok now I’m glad I saw this movie

Román is still having a natural inclination to curse but still not knowing any curse words, so he’s saying “SIMPLE” instead of cussing “It’s just a SIMPLE question” for example Or, fighting over an armrest, “It’s just a SIMPLE elbow”

@MirandaFrance1 Imagine the seamstress

@MirandaFrance1 I used to live in New Cross & my dad lived in Richmond; I was writing about the differences btwn them for an interview & I wanted to see how they’ve changed. The little Thai restaurant I liked is gone. I’m going to London in May for the first time in 20 yrs 😱! Will visit New X

@blgtylr Sometimes it's hard to read friends' books when all your friends are writers and they're all publishing books!

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10 years ago I got accidentally looped into an email thread for a north Texas bachelor party. I was one of the lucky bastards.

@FMEREB Beautiful!

Have just realized that I can add every individual who’s ever sent me a book announcement to my book announcement email list 😈 DM me with address if you would like to be on such a (very rarely sent!) list

@hering_david Or a lot of hot air 😌

@bugsandfishes Yes, I was going to make black eyed peas with greens & my husband bought the black eyed peas but not the greens! Just yesterday. 🙏 🥲

Hera: I’m gonna cut your hair. Just so I can keep a little something from you.

@fliglman I think homeopathic money is turmeric extract

@profstalina Wish I could think of something to recommend there, but the only thing I could offer someone would be a tour of my childhood. There is a walk that’s pretty (prettier in the spring), from Stevenson park to Old City Park, with a bridge over the creek, & horses live next to the park

All books published in the same year are members of the same “graduating class,” & books published in the same month are siblings, & books published on the same day are, like it or not, fraternal twins