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elite yapper who won’t shut up about UCF football or Halloween Horror Nights

Joined November 2014
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My coworker got on a Zoom call with a UF background. I responded accordingly
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I think my favorite story of the entire Olympics is those two 1500m runners from Europe chirping at each other all season just to have Cole Hocker, the American, blow them both away for the Gold with an Olympic Record
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GAVE PROOOOOOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE
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@3YearLetterman liked this tweet. To have the approval of a man with so many rings on his hand that he can’t open doors is a blessing to say the least.
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@DarneilDTPG We have this useless, ugly building on I-4 that we lovingly call the I-4 Eyesore. Every hurricane people joke that the only job of that hurricane is to wipe this thing out. It never comes out with even a scratch
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Me watching this Colorado/Colorado State game rooting for just absolute chaos
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@Barstool_USF
Barstool USF
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Just got the word…
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Patiently waiting for the day that UCF Twitter realizes that Scott Frost is not the enemy. That man gave us everything he had and even stayed for the bowl game (which he absolutely didn’t have to do). So you all need to chill out with rooting for Nebraska to lose
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If you’ve kissed the beer pong ball after it rolled underneath the fridge of some random frat bro’s apartment don’t worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine
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I wish that I had gone to USF
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FWIW, my coworker with the Gator background as well as the others on the call thought it was hilarious. He did not take it as seriously as some of the quote tweeters and other goobers in my mentions.
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I suck at cuddling... 5 mins in and I’m arguing that UCF should’ve made the college football playoffs....
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An LSU player threw a literal punch at a UCF player’s head and LSU fans want to talk about class?! Laughable.
@espn
ESPN
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LSU CB Terrence Alexander has been ejected for throwing this punch.
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UCF has no college football national championships ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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Almost 3 years ago I met my best friend in a UCF Football Twitter group chat. Today he surprised me with the perfect proposal on Memory Mall. I can’t wait to marry you, @Nick_Pontiff (but after football season, of course)
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Happy Halloween! 👻
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This is your friendly reminder to be kind and welcoming to opposing fans who walk through Memory Mall/the surrounding tailgate areas. If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. And if you have an extra beer, offer one to a Baylor fan :)
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Brandon Helwig
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Baylor has rented electronic billboard space in the Orlando area to welcome UCF to the Big 12. Knights host first conference game vs. Bears this Saturday. @SicEm365_
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I was willing to give everybody grace after Colorado. Every team has fluky games. However, it is time to acknowledge that @KingdomNIL and Gus Malzahn made a critical error in spending our relatively limited funds on a useless QB. I’ve never been embarrassed as a UCF. I am now
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Congrats to the Gators on back-to-back bowl losses!
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Good morning, Twitter. How we feelin’?
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@chuuzus @Lura_Mariee *except for Rihanna, Zendaya, Lana, Katy, Stella, and Blake
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I guess Gators Basketball wanted in on the Zoom background fun too
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@GatorsMBK
Florida Gators Men’s Basketball
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Final #GoGators | presented by @WellsFargo
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Pour one out for all the UCF/UF couples who have a long car ride home together. Couldn’t be me. Date within your fan base, kids.
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Walking through the U.S. House of Representatives in my UCF mask when a guy yells down the hall, “Go Knights!” Knight Nation really and truly is everywhere ⚡️
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usf took two L’s on Saturday. Gotta cover that up, brother.
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Made you a new one for Monday morning 😘
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@AllKindsWeather
InAllKindsOfWeather.com
2 years
I’m sure you’re not having the best night, so to cheer you up, I made you a new background for your next zoom call. Enjoy! #ChargeOn
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Don't worry @UCF_Football , you're still the only ten I see 🥰
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red, white, BOOM!!!! #ChargeOn
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Can’t give up 29 points in the 4th and not have your abilities as a head coach be question. Not sorry.
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Happy 1 year anniversary to the silly, goofy little post that made a lot of Gators very, very angry
My coworker got on a Zoom call with a UF background. I responded accordingly
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The amount of UCF “fans” who’ve given up on this team because of one loss is atrocious. Are there adjustments to be made? Absolutely. Does this team still have an immense amount of talent? Absolutely. Does one loss make this season a waste? Absolutely not. Get over yourselves.
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@emily_pontiff
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Only new Big XII members to be bowl eligible. 8th straight year bowl eligible. Go Knights, baby ⚔️
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Well this looks familiar
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Watching the McKenzie Milton injury happen live and it’s not even close
@CFBTalkDaily
CFBTalkDaily
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What is your worst college football memory?
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Colorado fans suck at Twitter. I miss the TCU Bot Army.
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People keep talking about how expensive it will be to travel to Glendale from Orlando for the Fiesta Bowl. Grab your friends and road trip! It’s a lot more affordable, and the memories will last forever. Our car of four is taking the route below:
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I wonder if Texas athletics realizes that 90% of the sports world would’ve forgotten about the loss in a mere matter of hours if Terry hadn’t lost his mind over a hand sign. But now it’s a days-old national story with Texas at the butt of the jokes. Simply incredible.
@dpshow
Dan Patrick Show
9 months
"If you don't want people doing horns down, then don't do horns up, ok? Lets be fair... I mean they're not giving you the middle finger!" -DP on the outrage over UCF doing horns down after beating Texas last night
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You deserved to get ratioed to high Heaven for this. It’s going to be fun to experience true college towns whose lives revolve around the university. It’s such a special type of passion and pride that some Knights fans could learn a thing or two about.
@YankeesMikeWon
Yankees Mike
2 years
I love watching UCF football, but the only way I'll ever go to Lubbock, Waco, Stillwater, or Ames is if I'm forced to enter the witness protection program.
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In case any of you needed to hear this: the loss today was not the kicker’s fault
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Mentally, I’m here
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“HE’S GOT RESERVATIONS FOR 6 IN THE CABANA!”
@CitysEra
Ben
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Commentary which makes this happen, go:
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Who has signs for Big Noon Kickoff? Let me see ‘em ⬇️
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@knicksfan930jhb Was screaming at my TV like it was my NFL team in the Super Bowl
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My last home game as a student- standing in the very front row. The whole stadium was mourning KZ’s injury and the team just didn’t come out swinging. At one point we were down 24 - 7. When Heup walked out to get the crowd going, I got chills. You could feel the momentum shift.
@UCFStool
Barstool UCF
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What was your “I was there” UCF moment?
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Right here
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@NatashaCL7
Natasha Carter
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?
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@ACTBrigitte @3YearLetterman This is not true. Coach has offered his VIP booth at Beef O’Brady’s for my wedding reception. It’s a premium location for love
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BREAKING: UCF has declared themselves the Speaker of the House
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To all the UF fans screeching about how the bowl game against UCF doesn’t mean anything… Pls feel free to explain this:
@PFF_College
PFF College
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Florida is BUZZING after a huge W vs Samford
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The big take away from usf/UF is that Florida is a straight up fraudulent team that does not deserve to be in the top 20. Send tweet.
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@emily_pontiff
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The NIL/transfer portal combo is actively ruining college football. I am so sick of waking up every day and seeing tweet after tweet of various fan bases being begged to pony up cash to allow them to afford/keep a player.
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Intern from another office: so what school do you go to? Me: UCF. You know, undefea- Intern: I know... believe me.... everybody knows 😂😂
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Where is the ‘UCF doesn’t belong in the Big XII’ crowd today? I’m ready to have a conversation
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USF is in South Florida! !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
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My spicy off-season take off the day is that I don’t understand how people can attend/graduate from a college and then still pick another college to primarily cheer for. Like you spent money and time at an institution and STILL chose another institution over it?
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MY QB 1
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In other news: Miami got manhandled by a school I didn’t even know had a football team until today, UF continued to prove that they are fraudulent, and usf still doesn’t have a passing TD on the season
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Ladies and gentlemen- mission accomplished
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@UCFALUMNI
UCF Alumni
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@emily_banister it has to be exact
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I hope that UF Twitter shuts the hell up now
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The fact that our AD had to release a follow up tweet explaining that more goes on behind the scenes than is shared on radio interviews is embarrassing. Some of you need to learn that we as everyday, normal fans are not entitled to get the gory details on every decision made.
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UCF Fans: Wow, I hope that 2021 is better than 2020! 2021:
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I don’t have to watch UCF basketball anymore
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@emily_pontiff
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I genuinely wanted FSU to make the playoffs, but I hope that through this experience that FSU finally understands UCF’s frustration after the 2017 and 2018 regular season/CCGs
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All jokes aside, I don’t think UCF fans realize what a weapon our RB room is. Imagine having to tackle a powerhouse like RJ Harvey all game only to find out that the next man up is Peny Boone who is arguably equally as big and powerful. It’s special, man.
@2letters2words
✌🏽Letters+✌🏽Words Cheeky Bastard
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After a stunning comeback and UCF victory, I asked TCU's Coach Dykes if UCF did anything different in the second half. @SonsofUCF #UCF #TeamCoverage
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You mean to tell me that Cincinnati lost their shot at the AAC Championship Game and their coach in 12 hours? HAAAAAAAAAAAA
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When somebody tries to argue with me about UCF’s National Championship
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So you’re telling me that we got to see a win AND a rocket launch at the same stadium on the same day? I love this school
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We did it 🩷
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@TexasMBB
Texas Men’s Basketball
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Final | Texas 71 UCF 77
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Did I do this format right?
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usf fans love to bash UCF’s winless season, but damn. We just had to endure one winless season to move into a P5 conference and get a massive media deal rather than 4 seasons below .500 (including a one win season)… I know which path I prefer.
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How I’m tryna be this fall
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Love that the announcers for the Bucs’ game were gushing about how Tampa had become a “hotbed for sports” and mentioned every sports team in the city EXCEPT for USF
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Oh your school didn’t beat your rival today? Can’t relate.
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@kaysaybaby @oxjxxo So true. It's also impressive that she has different undertones- warm, cool, neutral, and combos of them all👌🏼
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I’m sitting in my brother’s UCF graduation. A whole stadium full of UCF fans and nobody yelled “KNIGHTS” during the anthem. Disappointed.
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TCU burners at the beginning of the week versus TCU burners after that game
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Sitting here thinking about how UCF benched their conference championship winning QB and started a true freshman who led the team to a 10-3 record. Nobody can convince me that we don’t have one of the deepest QB rooms in the nation.
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IYKYK
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@delatorre
Nick de la Torre
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Gators are two weeks away from kicking off the 2023 season. Quote tweet or respond to this with your best picture from a past Gator game.
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UCF has arrived in Oklahoma @ Wichita Mountains Wildlife Refuge
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I wanted FAU to pull this off so badly, but seeing the SDSU couple at the bar having the night of their life was pretty damn awesome
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This is the handiwork of somebody who is familiar with the Central Florida area because they regularly dump thousands of dollars to vacation in Orlando in order to escape their own sad reality. Respect.
@1AngryToad
Distinguished Toad 🐸🍟
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The closest thing to a landmark (outside of fucking Disney) that Orlando has is this building that has been under construction for 23 YEARS. 🚮
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Anyways- let’s check in on the Gators!
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wheeeeee
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This moment still gives me chills
@coachjoshheupel
Josh Heupel
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If there's any evidence of the difference you make in a game, let's go back to this moment! @UCF_MBB is 16-4 & needs this energy to go 1-0 on Thursday night vs. one of the top teams in the country!! #GoKnights #ChargeOn
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This is the cherry on top of a very, very sweet day
@CoachJimLeavitt
Jim Leavitt
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At UCF game. Big 12. It’s sad that USF isn’t at this level. Great atmosphere. UCF did it right. Up 14 already.
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My favorite thing tonight is the usf fans tweeting about UCF’s loss as if they aren’t 1-19 against FBS opponents in the last 3 years. Don’t throw stones if you live in a glass house or whatever they say
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Last take of the night: if you are a UCF fan turning your nose up at this Cincinnati team and claiming they aren’t worthy of a CFP spot, then don’t you dare ever make the argument that the 2017 team should’ve had a spot.
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@emily_pontiff
Em
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@KUHoops
Kansas Men’s Basketball
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Final.
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“Tommy Castellanos used to be a UCF QB” “Sure Grandma, let’s get you to bed”
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For my Central Florida friends- Just Our Soldiers Helpers is based here in our area. It sends care packages to those serving our nation overseas and has some of the most generous volunteers I’ve ever come across. Job well done, Coach. Job well done.
@3YearLetterman
Three Year Letterman
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My ad revenue for the second half of April has gone to Just Our Soldiers’ Helpers, which sends care packages to those deployed overseas.
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That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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@UCF_Collapse
Central Florida Stadium Collapse Insurance
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That's it. That's the tweet @emily_banister
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I’m sober and screaming in a bar about games that don’t matter to me. College football is so back
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Started the game with 6 players out and a true freshman QB under a coach in his 4th game with the school. Losing is not ideal, but also isn’t the end of the world. If you need some consolation check in on the other programs in the state… And… Get over yourselves.
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usf football’s current messaging to recruits
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Now that I’m officially on the flight home, I can share the picture from my fun little joy ride I got to take. Dislocated my patella on a weird turn. Popped that sucker back in all by myself before ski patrol got there. Walked away with 0 ligament damage and a cool pic.
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@emily_pontiff
Em
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GATORS NOT BOWL ELIGIBLE?!
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I think the saddest thing about this kid is the fact that UCF is on this incredible ride, and he’s not sitting back and enjoying it. Teams like this don’t come around often, so why is he bashing THE TEAM OF THE SCHOOL THAT HE GOES TO instead of enjoying the journey? It’s baffling
@ElliottDeLaRos1
Elliott De La Rosa
6 years
@ESPNCFB @MGolicJR57 @CollegeGameDay Scratch that, just did extensive research on Cin. It looks like UCFs win streak will end Saturday Nov 17 2018. A weak pass and rush defense & an overrated QB will lead to their downfall. Cincinnati 35-UCF 17
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I better not hear or see any TC slander. Not sure what anybody expected from a true freshman QB who was asked to step up for a CCG.
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Death, taxes, and usf being awful at football UCF’s season has been less than ideal, but seeing them being blown out at home by 2-3 FAU after watching them celebrate our shaky Big 12 start is pure entertainment
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