hey everyone this is @/parkerlucks petermj's divorce attorney 👾 🤦♂️ elon took away my freedom of speech and silenced me but god made my voice louder 🙏
just how jesus had to die first so we can enter heaven petermj's divorce attorney had to be suspended on twitter in order for the spider-marriage to come back
Mr. and Mrs. Parker are stronger than ever in ‘Ultimate Spider-Man
#1
’, on sale in January. Meet the Parkers now on Elizabeth Torque (
@TorqueTweet
) and
@RyanStegman
’s new covers and read more here:
i can see it clear as day MJ's personality in that Jackpot/Black Cat comic is gonna get whittled down to upbeat do-gooder team player hero to push the OOC polar opposite good cop bad cop thing with Felicia
honest opinion i think it's silly to pretend that superhero relationships are bound by conventional relationship labels anyways like no healthy normal person would be with Spider-Man
Seeing people try to frame Insomniac PeterMJ as "toxic" is hilarious cause they might be the PeterMJ with the LEAST amount of emotional baggage which is arguably their problem lmao
What's hard about the MJ situation in the current run, is how little she has to do that doesn't immediately have to do with Peter. In Superior, she was a genuine character with things going on, and she had NOTHING to do with Peter romantically. Why can't we at least have that?
Gwen blaming Spider-Man for her father's death and doing everything she can to bring a vigilante to justice + Peter intending to marry her without ever trusting her with his identity was so fucked up like it added layers to the tragedy and his guilt over her death
when people say Harry/Peter is "brotherly love/friendship" whenever we see the tradition of Harry wanting to stay bonded to Peter in some fucked up way like the elaborate murder-suicide plan he does in the comics, I always think of this post
Seriously though I talked about it in the podcast but this game is the most that the “Harry Osborn is a closeted homosexual” headcanon/fan joke has gotten to being official
like you're not gonna find a fully well-adjusted romance in superhero media it simply doesn't exist so judging these relationships from the viewpoint of how normal relationships irl should be instead of just focusing on the character dynamics is dumb asf
It looks like as many have theorized, Hickman and Checchetto’s Ultimate Spider-Man will begin Peter’s tenure as a superhero in his later years as a married man, as opposed to the traditional teenage origin. Such an interesting twist! Very excited for January!
we are now choosing the best canon marvel comics ship!
botting is allowed, i chose most of the ships from the ones you submitted. i will close the poll on saturday, have fun!
like this premise is really interesting cuz fundamentally you can't extricate Spider-Man from all of Peter's significant adult relationships like it's just not gonna be the same dynamics like....consider me intrigued
@gsdgfsdfgs55767
it needed more time in the oven cuz act 3 is a narrative buggy mess and only two companions were actually well-written and interesting
Steven T it's cucked behavior to argue about celebrities over a ship poll and using your professional account for this foolishness like im a comic Chucky pfp man
@sapphyreblayze
it's one of my favorite videogame franchises like your life will never be the same again honestly ..... (also fb me back i got suspended 😭😭)