Watch 👏 Valeria 👏 on 👏 Netflix

It's 25 degrees and this morning I saw about 20 people sat outside a Spoons having a full English brekkie. Brits are so out of place in the heat 😂

Google docs but make it northern

@SarahDobbs Oh noooo. Hope you feel better soon!

I'd love to go back and tell early twenties me that in X years' time she'll be sat in a bakery on a quiet Wednesday morning editing recipes for a cookbook 🥰 She'd be so happy

I wish etsy didn't tell me when there's only 1 left of something because I 100% will buy it (but also yay I bought a cute new print)

Today I have finally accepted that putting on gym clothes as soon as I get up is not actually an effective strategy for getting me to the gym

RT @AnnaCaig: #WritingCommmunity! Plse retweet to spread the word. Thrilled to be working with @Soc_of_Authors again - Plan and run your o…

RT @apastoraldream: you are a mallard duck paddling across a placid pond

tis the season of being constantly concerned about whether that burning smell is coming from someone's backyard bbq or somewhere in my house

Stop. No. I just tried to type LinkedIn into Spotify search instead of Linkin Park. There is nothing more 'I'm turning 30 next year' than this.

Super excited to be involved in Murder in the Mayor's Parlour next Friday at the town hall (a crime writing workshop to celebrate Sheffield storytelling.) Now where did I put those red herrings...

For anybody wondering, there was a correct answer to this

I could forgive this person for sending me one potentially accidental winky face on LinkedIn... but doing it twice shows intent

Know I'm in North Yorkshire when the local supermarket is all out of dandelion and burdock

Is there a way to do the whole turn it off and on again thing but for humans? I could do with a reboot this week

The internet really did trick me that You was a High Quality show and not just high quality trash tv

@laurawritesgood Somebody asked to see my ID for matches the other day. I am 29 (and I didn't even think there was an age restriction on it.) The cashier did a very dramatic gasp when I showed her my ID

Yesterday I contacted somebody about doing a super official and professional logo for me. Yes, it's still a picture of a pudding. I am business woman.