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One thing about people with this kinda handwriting, they will fail unprovoked 💀😭
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Mother : i carried you for nine months
Premature child :
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This Indian lady has a crush on me but she's married....i thought i was imagining things but she has made it clear...
Guys how violent are indian men? (If they catch you with their wife)
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No university will surpass this kinda content .....NMU is the best 👌 🔥🔥🔥
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I once tried recreating this with someone's daughter saphoxwa yigwebu le bath foam esayithenga ku Sis Mapule...😭😭😭
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Your next challenge is to finish a
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@Solphendukaa
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Guys I will never stop bragging about this ......this is my adventure....my breakthrough.....😭🙏❤😊😋
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The last i chowed a girlfriend of a colored guy i almost moved into a police station and lived there😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Asikho safe eMpumalanga 💀😭😭 normalize checking your elders ebusuku ukuthi balele ngempela
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This thing ka Lasizwe reminds me of my girlfriend...we once spoke over the phone for like an hour and it was around 10pm ....i told her i was tired and i wanted to sleep...she also said goodnight....One hour later we bumped into each other at a groove 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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A matric certificate without a distinction 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I used to do this for extra money with my cousin when i was in grade 9 back in Mpumalanga.....😭😭😭😭 We would drink the money with back pains💀
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@umalambane_zn
@busta_929
Then later ziyamitha ingane..then we know it was "Raw" talent that you were "working" with..
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Angie updating her CV.....adding "President and Former " at the same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@UmalambaneZN
@yandamvelase
Umoya wakhe ufisa ukwenza kahle....okomhlaba kumehlule....Nomcebo
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#SkeemSaam
has been restarted from season 1...remember it was Kwaito, Tbose and Kat ...now its Koloi, Clement and Noah
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Kana Boity once addressed yall as "roaches"....now MacG fired a single shot and thee "Roaches" are off to defend Boity🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats more than double standards
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Ama 2000s don't want their matric results to be published but their nudes are all over the internet
#MatricResults
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Drake when he finds out that uncle waffles is a real uncle 😭😭😭
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@MbalulaFikile
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@veneration1
@vuyiswamb
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Makhadzi is an Award winning artist, Inno Morolong is an ANAL winning jollof pimp... she must respect Makhadzi
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Cellular already checking out the Banyana Banyana flight routes so he can be at OR Tambo on time
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What if Somizi and Mohale were never married legally it was just content for Showmax......
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Yesterday we went to pickup my friend's girlfriend at the groove, they had a girls night out....when we got there she was deadly drunk and started vomiting......She vomited baked beans...like a whole tin😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@kulanicool
@SayEntrepreneur
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Imagine teaching your kids respect at home only for them to go to school and come home singing that Kelly Khumalo song......Whoever the teacher must be expelled and banned from any teaching platform.... Amanyala nje lawa🚮
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 small accounts started the trend
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Transgender childhood stories must be lit .... "when i still had a dick" 😭😭😭😭💀
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That wheelchair hun who had an onlyfans account.....did she "disable" her account as well?
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#bundleofjoy
wants amagwinya for breakfast not cornflakes anymore....she doesn't take model C serious this one.....
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This could be us but you don't shave....ingasha inkomo 😭😭😭😭😭
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Xoli Mfeka is the only hun who's glowing in this onlyfans thing....abanye bayavithika straight
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@noxoloh_m
@fly_safair
"Waphapha" meaning he's Flying right?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pun right there🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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This was me after surviving a fatal accident in 2016.....😭😭😭😭😭
What would you do if you were the only survivor in a fatal accident?
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"University of UNISA"... thatha Damelin graduate
Stop wasting money buy studying at University of UNISA. They produce the most stupid graduates followed by UJ
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Watch Bafana Bafana players fight to exchange a jersey with Mbappe after the match but they're playing nonsense
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I just went inside SPAR without a Mask and everyone there was wearing it......Siri please play AKA x All eyes on me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@_Tee041
@ChrisExcel102
@_qutnosity
While on the BBM story....Even Liquid deep they gave us a BBM song and ....ay Cut 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
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The Jägermeister guy just scored an own goal on behalf of all alcoholans in SA
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Imagine Capitec sponsoring the PSL .....the Long queues to the stadium ay ngeke
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So there's "incase you missed it " and "incase they fold"
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Shimza is currently submitting papers of hosting the National Assembly at Hangout since the parliament is in flames
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@ChrisExcel102
It was a lap dance and the costume buttons went off....but the lady continued and the🍑 was served
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Incase you missed it......the Prince Kaybee twar tweep edition 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Not Makhadzi plugging her voting details under
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Umjolo unyise yonke i Generation yakwa Seakamela....from mantuli to Sthoko....from Sthoko to Kwaito...from Kwaito to Pretty and from Pretty to Clement....from Clement to Pretty's aborted
#SkeemSaam
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My woman is drunk and she's telling me how ugly i am🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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After all Mihlali is Xhosa and Xhosa huns are Danger Gevaar
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Mara guys parents never loved us 😭😭😭😭😭😭 this was me in 2012
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