Michael Wheeler
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US Navy submarine veteran; baseball, football, & Star Wars fan... Go, Orioles!! I don't care about your pronouns or your feelings.
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@SonnetFortySix
@NoContextBrits
Nick, you blew a 13-0 colony lead. You shouldn't even think those thoughts.
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@Cut4
@JoseAltuve27
@ABREG_1
@JustinVerlander
@JJWatt
@astros
Also in alphabetical order by last name...Sheldon Cooper would be proud
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@DeplorableAnn
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
April, Coach is above the law when you step on his field. He literally struggles to turn doorknobs due to his championship rings. See?
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@BlueFishGirl17
@3YearLetterman
Tuna Fish, the moon literally revolves around the sun just like every other planet. Have you even seen Apollo 13 on DVD?
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@GerardFigV
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Jerry, you apparently haven't been privy to this 100% accurate map:
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@OdinWillReturn
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Oberon, not sure what yore getting at but it's clear you literally
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@Ellen_ECD
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
Eileen, they literally work in the Capitol. They're Senators as Coach said. He has a vintage globe and a gently used set of encyclopedias, so he knows what he's talking about. Plus it's written in the Declaration of Independence, the oldest document on Earth.
Sit this one out.
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@SRanger1071
@3YearLetterman
@osint_learning
@NASA
@POTUS
@NASAWebb
Melissa, Air Bud was basketball player, so no.
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@RachelVT42
@3YearLetterman
@MedvedevRussiaE
Rochelle, it is literally the largest object in the sky.
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@italkpolitics
@3YearLetterman
@AdamKinzinger
Lilly, he literally works at The Capitol which is where Senators work. Why are you questioning a legend that owns JFK and National Treasure on DVD, plus over 600 other titles? Pretty much makes him the expert.
How many DVDs do you even own?
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@TOCB10
@missmeinurbones
@ResistMonsters
Marck, Coach literally is a youth football coaching legend who has won so many championship rings that he literally struggles to run doorknobs. You, on the other (ring less) hand,
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@ATJamesW
@3YearLetterman
Apparently you missed this quote from PM Marjorie Thatcher, Johnny.
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@jmbbbhale
@3YearLetterman
@RollingStone
Melinda, the difference is Coach is a FULLY LICENSED notary public.
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@MincelloFello
@3YearLetterman
@VinceMcMahon
The funniest thing about this, Jim, is that you literally
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@Nitro777AF
@3YearLetterman
@TheLaurenChen
Neville, Jesus wasn't a nazi, and Caoch is literally a FULLY LICENSED notary public. I'm not sure what yore getting at, but it's clear you literally
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@ReaperSamurai1
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Quinoa, he literally wrote all the words in American. What are you missing other than a legendary DVD collection that Coach has curated of over 600 titles? Coach also struggles opening does because of all the championship rings.
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@DaveCheese5
@3YearLetterman
Damian, projecting isn't becoming. We know yore still upset about blowing a 13-0 colony lead, but you have to move on.
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@DragonsEyeImage
@3YearLetterman
@smashbaals
Philip, that's a youth football coaching legend and a FULLY LICENSED notary public yore talking to. Show some damn respect.
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@JordanPetrini
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Gollum, the moon rotates around the Sun just like every other planet. Coach is the expert here. He has Interstellar on DVD and it gently used set of encyclopedias. Maybe you should sit this one out.
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@killerskuidz
@3YearLetterman
@mazemoore
Kyler, she literally works at the U.S. Capitol which is where Senators work. Coach knows what he is talking about here as he has a gently used set of encyclopedias and over 600 DVDs, including National Treasure 1 & 2.
You might want to sit this one out.
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@richard03875220
@3YearLetterman
@BBCBreaking
Yore Queen confirmed that yore still upset about blowing a 13-0 colony lead, Randy.
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@defundthemedia8
@3YearLetterman
@laurenboebert
Derek, Coach has a gently used set of encyclopedias and a vintage globe. He knows what he's talking about. I'd sit one out if I were you.
What's the APR on your waterbed?
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@Alright_Kim
@3YearLetterman
@libsoftiktok
Kay, you do realize Bethlehem is in Pennsylvania, in America, right?
Coach literally owns a vintage globe. It's obvious you don't.
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@jeffthetaxguy
@3YearLetterman
@TomiLahren
John, Coach has this under control. He owns the sheets as mentioned, but also a gently used set of encyclopedias and JFK on DVD. Pretty sure he's the expert. Might want to sit this one out.
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@catheri69527638
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Caroline, Coach isn't jealous. It's the other way around. Coach literally has so many championship rings he struggles to turn doorknobs & has a reserved table at Beef O'Bradys. He's literally a celebrity.
I bet you wait 2 hours to sit near the bathroom at Beefs. Sit this one out
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@GregoryMMiller3
@3YearLetterman
@POTUS
Gary, Coach literally wrote it in American. Can you read American?
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@FrankenBimmer
@3YearLetterman
@itsJeffTiedrich
Brandon, Coach peaked in high school and hasn't stopped peaking since. He has so many championship rings he legally struggles to turn doorknobs.
You may want to have a seat back on the bench.
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@VivekGRamaswamy
@3YearLetterman
Volvo, Coach has literally won so many championship rings he literally struggles to turn doorknobs. He's not "close". He's literally already won.
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@Molly_RoseCLE
Look Millie, we know yore bitter because you live somewhere with zero SEC Championships, but that's something you should internalize. It's Christmas, and Jesus' birthday. He was a great American and should be celebrated.
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@DaveKnapman1
@3YearLetterman
@BBCBreaking
Both King Chaz and Dale here are literally still upset about something....
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@MexesWrld
@ArthurHenryWoo1
@Strips4Monero
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Shown how? They didn't have any cameras until John Kodak invented it with Benjamin Franklin.
I think you might want to sit this one out, ExLax. Coach owns a vintage globe. Do you??? Nope.
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@HughMungus_PP
@3YearLetterman
@CassandraRules
@VoteCassidy
Hue, this is literally Twitter and there are literally children using this platform. Coach is literally a youth football coaching legend and a FULLY LICENSED notary public. It's literally illegal to address him in such a way.
You probably don't even own 10 DVDs. I'd be mad too.
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@IestynTHarris
@3YearLetterman
@morganisawizard
Listen Lester, America is literally the oldest, greatest, smartest, and healthiest country on Earth. We literally singlehandedly won both World Wars.
Canada, aka North America, literally has zero SEC championships.
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@utdenthusiast99
@3YearLetterman
@MayraFlores2022
Anthony, Coach owns a gently used set of encyclopedias and a vintage globe. Pretty much makes him the expert on this.
How many DVDs do you even own?
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@VictorTheOnee
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Foreigners aren't allowed to own American companies, Vincent. Haven't you read the Declaration of Independence?
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@loganalIred
@KelvinFletche12
@3YearLetterman
But American is both because we are the oldest and greatest nation and language on Earth.
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@carlmy2k1
@3YearLetterman
@OlivierSG
@EmmanuelMacron
@RishiSunak
The only zero put anywhere are in the loss column of Mediocre Britain all-time war record, Carter.
Remeber this?
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@the_vanisher21
@3YearLetterman
@OrwellNGoode
Liam, the only thing that's oblivious is how much you've financed your waterbed for. Probably should have pays cash like Coach did. I'd be upset too.
#takealap
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@bon_dick
Boner, Coach is literally a youth football coaching legend. He literally owns over 700 DVDs, including The DaVinci Code and Night at the Museum (box set). He's pretty much the expert in all things art related.
How many DVDs do you even own?
You may want to sit this one out.
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@AndreaFakeDiaz3
@3YearLetterman
@laurenboebert
Alexa, Coach has JFK on DVD and a set of gently used encyclopedias, so he knows what he is talking about. How may DVDs do you even own? Coach has over 600 and paid cash for his waterbed.
Sit this one out.
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@camee_caggiano
@3YearLetterman
@AdamKinzinger
Camilla, he literally works at The Capitol where Senators work. Have you even seen JFK on DVD? Coach owns that and the Director's Cut of National Treasure, so yore refuting the utmost expert on the topic.
Maybe you should take a seat on this one.
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@Alejandgreat
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Andy, Coach doesn't waste his time voting. Literally no one has won a championship in a voting booth.
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@Rennrogue
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Sven, Coach is a legend and you should show some respect. He gives freely his knowledge for all to learn. It's obvious you didn't spend any time on the football field or in the weight room. Playbooks are the books that matter. What's the APR on your waterbed anyway?
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@RichardDurivage
@3YearLetterman
@RobertKennedyJr
@KerryKennedyRFK
@joekennedy
@SenJohnKennedy
@Skittles
@RealCarrotTop
@coach_cristobal
@CoachingManual
@brentmusburger
@Eminem
@EmmanuelMacron
Rodney, Coach is literally a FULLY LICENSED notary public. He cannot lie. It's literally in the Declaration of Independence.
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@IvyMarine1908
@3YearLetterman
Inky, Coach literally owns over 700 DVDs, including The Firm and 12 Angry Men. He's literally the expert here.
How many DVDs do you even own?
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@DiverJim42
@KlockoFett
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Whoa , whoa, whoa, Jeff, you can't say "you people".
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@jageismar
@3YearLetterman
Gregory, his name is Coach, not Einstein. Einstein had zero championship rings. Zero, just like you.
Try not to get blinded by them, as these are the championship rings of Coach:
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@YMckickass
@3YearLetterman
@RonDeSantis
Yo-yo, you think that's stupid, just wait until you actually read yore waterbed financing contract that you ignored when you signed it. Yore teaser rate is jumping to 36.81% APR.
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@GilbergAustin
@3YearLetterman
@ClayTravis
Augustus, I agree, parents need to be put in their place when they behave like waterbed financing, non-vontage globe having idiots that have zero SEC Championships.
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@synergyPeg
@3YearLetterman
@AdamKinzinger
Meghan, Coach is always serious. That's why he has some many championship rings that he struggles to turn doorknobs.
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@GuyNamedLoops
@3YearLetterman
Lucas, Coach is literally a youth football coaching legend who had so many championship rings he literally struggles to turn doorknobs. That's no way to talk to legend, especially when
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@GeekChic42
@3YearLetterman
Airy, it's clear you're not aware of what "winning" since you've never lettered in 💩
live picture of yore trophy case:
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@Smokeygoat2
Slinky, Coach literally owns a gently used set of encyclopedias and every No Fear t-shirt. He's literally a youth football coaching legend who literally struggles to turn doorknobs because of his championship rings.
You literally
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@Anonymo63818151
Anagram8575399, Coach isn't "some troll." He's literally a youth football coaching legend, who's won so many championship rings that he literally struggles to turn door knobs.
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@zach_rehfuss
@3YearLetterman
Zeke, the least surprising thing, in all honesty, is the APR on yore financed waterbed...
37.81% isn't something to be proud of.
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@justiceformdna
@Danielaltiere
@3YearLetterman
@AnonAnon98765
Jessica, that's terrible, hateful language that will not be tolerated on what is literally an American app owned by a great American.
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@Volscente79
@3YearLetterman
@elonmusk
Vicente, what's sad is yore paltry DVD, yore lack of championship rings, and the fact that you literally
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@ConanUsurper
@3YearLetterman
@RealCarrotTop
@jrpsaki
You know it hasn't dropped,Cayla?
The interest rate on yore waterbed.
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@Tokerrrrrr1
@3YearLetterman
@ZubyMusic
What you really hate, Todd, is that we're literally back-to-back, undefeated World War Champions.
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@threeplustrips
@3YearLetterman
@PeteButtigieg
Flatulence, Coach isn't even registered to vote. Not certain he's allowed though. Either way, he's too dang busy winning championship rings and tubing in Helen. Something you know not of.
Have a seat down front. You'll learn something.
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@FearsCheers
@3YearLetterman
@AOC
Farfegnugen, I think yore unaware of who yore talking to; Coach is a youth football coaching legend, with a set of gently used encyclopedias and a vintage globe. He knows what he's talking about.
You should reevaluate the disrespectful comments and
#takealap
.
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@Welshmen
@3YearLetterman
@kyrstensinema
Listen Waldo, Coach literally owns over 600 DVDs, including National Treasure 1 & 2. Both of those documentaries clearly show what Coach is referring to.
No one is against a victory party, not even our first and greatest president, Benjamin Franklin.
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@HajiboHajibo
@3YearLetterman
@NoContextBrits
Hambone, you sound like someone that turns doorknobs with ease due to your lack of championship rings. What's the interest rate on your waterbed anyway? Probably 25% or more. Coach paid cash.
#takealap
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@luleryx
@SonnetFortySix
@NoContextBrits
Was yore great grandfather at the surrender at Yorktown, Aryk?
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@JSmarlos
@3YearLetterman
Wilt, Jesus was literally a great American who literally write the Bible.
And watch yore tone. Coach is literally a youth football coaching legend.
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@tinkerbellxoxo_
@3YearLetterman
@RoyalFamily
@Coach_Fleck
@littlecaesars
@charli_xcx
@charliekirk11
@ewarren
@liamgallagher
@BorisJohnson
@TheBorisBecker
@TiffaniThiessen
Guy, that is obviously the Queen. You can tell by the hair and the lack of DVDs in the photo.
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