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skin and personality are exactly the same: dry and sensitive. probably busy having opinions about baseball or books. she/her

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a little thread of how some of the Philadelphia Phillies would respond to a "can you buy me pads?" text
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The Phillie Phanatic
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JT Realmuto
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Garrett Stubbs
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Honorary Phillie Matt Vierling
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I’m genuinely confused as to why I find this attractive
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Matt Strahm
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Ranger Suárez
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Bryson Stott
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@kidcancermom sorry I’m missing how the conclusion is “adoption is bad” and not “the system is bad”
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Alec Bohm
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Edmundo Sosa
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Honorary Phillie Jean Segura
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Taijuan Walker
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Orion Kerkering
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@ymmayer I got an exam and cleaning last year for the first time in like 12 years. Was sick about the inevitable shame. Dentist told me he understood and that I did a really good job taking care of them given no professional care. Wishing you find this same experience
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Cristopher Sánchez
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it’s come to my attention that some of you don’t know what these kinds of memes are and/or don’t know this one has been going around for years. you can think I’m weird for doing it for the phils bc parasocial relationships etc etc but I didn’t make the damn texts jesus
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@kidcancermom I just think it’s pretty disingenuous to suggest the solution is that simplistic. I don’t think I can be a proponent for reproductive rights and also believe adoption is inherently bad
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@mamacitajenny I debated really really hard with this one for JT
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my dad, as we live text the past three games
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"need a couple a runs here" - dads watching the phillies
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@darlaa_13 you can actually get a ticket for this. ask me how I know
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@gabsquit It was still like $200 but I didn’t get points on my license. he could’ve also just not been a dick to a child who was doing like 10 over on the highway and had nothing on my record prior to this. point is you can get a ticket for this apparently🤷🏻‍♀️
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@briacoppola tysm I was working very hard during the game earlier
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@TaraDanger3 @kidcancermom No I totally agree with you. Hence seeing the issue as fucked up system, not an issue inherent to adoption. That’s why I said I thought the viewpoint of ‘reproductive justice = no adoptions” is disingenuous bc it’s so not that simple
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ANYONE LEAVING PITTSBURGH PROTEST IN EAST LIBERTY: if anyone needs any help with anything (water for drinking or soothing eyes, food, ride home) I am in shadyside and ready and willing to help you pls just dm #pittsburghprotest
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@gabsquit It was a fucking state trooper too so extra ACAB
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@gabsquit I was driving my friend’s car and she was in the passenger seat and I got pulled over for speeding and she just pulled all the papers out of her glovebox and the cop decided he’d rather give me a ticket for providing incorrect papers or w/e than for speeding
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@TaraDanger3 @kidcancermom Surely you’re not saying this in argument to me? Obviously I see the problem. The system works as intended to control women, control mothers, control the poor, etc. There are so many reasons other than being anti abortion that could lead to adoption.
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@TMacPhils This dude can’t imagine calling a girlfriend a partner because that would require seeing her as an equal. I hope you don’t think you said anything wrong bc of this guy tmac because you didn’t, especially if that’s what snell called her
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@CespedesBBQ schwarber straight out of the dugout makes the list for me rn
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When ur just tryna take cute pics w ur friends before prom ://// http://t.co/XKFiCuxJad
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@Phillies wow I didn’t expect the comments to be such a comprehensive list of people in this fanbase to block! thanks y’all!
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@IE_Dodgers @willmannia wait until you find out we can do both
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@NBCSPhilly y’all can only say this so many times
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@Tomlins_Towels good thing I’m gay as fuck then! I’m in the east end if you wanna come fight about it
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@mamacitajenny jenny this is so disgusting and disrespectful anyway here are a few more
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Ready for decision day!!!!! :) :) :) http://t.co/rFrtcrw3Y6
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@elora__borealis
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reading through the new schedule of benefits today was genuinely disheartening. the very least they could’ve done was leave outpatient therapy the cost it was so that students oh idk maybe actually take care of their mental health
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@Phillies @PhilsPlayerDev getting me a little teary that his dad literally can't stop crying
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@FranzkeLA It balances out with brunch baseball next Sunday
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@pierbiwierbi The walls where I live are so thin I often refer to my neighbor as my roommate
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UVM you got me feelin good #UVMsaidYes
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Just dropped my Macbeth book and its death is more tragic than the ones in the play http://t.co/FtCC0cxDq3
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@mamacitajenny dude this is SUCH a compliment bc I am STILL laughing about pennywise
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At my grad party, I answered the “so what are you doing with your life” question about 47 times and I just didn’t get tired of answering it bc my god I am so excited for where I’m headed and having this feeling of certainty is so new and it’s faNTASTIC
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Today would have been my mom's 50th birthday. Happy birthday up there.
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@Galaxiou2 @kidcancermom Obviously I am. That’s not the point.
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When you've gotten desperate http://t.co/SLP2nW7OHL
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at the end of the day we still know where we belong
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Action News on 6abc
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. @Eagles fans climb atop a trash truck on Broad Street
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It's 7:40 and 7° and I'm leaving for a final and it's not that I'm complaining but I gotta say I'm not particularly thrilled about this
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good morning texts💞💞
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I love when people tell me I have a cool name like thank you I picked it out myself
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I JUST SNEEZED AND NOBODY SAID BLESS YOU THEY ALL SAID GO BIRDS
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ugh my god I love boys who vape in big crowds as we're walking between classes!! ugh I just love it. I love the sweet smell of cotton candy bubblegum bullshit!!! I love it so much. thank you. we all thank you.
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Yes I’m an adult with an ear infection. We exist. Apparently.
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he was arrested 😌
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@PhillyTradesman I’ve never been stressed or nauseous watching the phillies!! Heart rate never hits 110!! Great team to support if you’re prone to anxiety!!
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Got in a lil tiff with Iceburgh at the pens game tonight bc I wore a flyers hat. He pointed and laughed and I said “listen you’re so cute but have you SEEN Gritty?!” He threw somebody’s popcorn at me but then kissed my head so I think we’re alright now.
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@byalexcoffey feeling a little emotional at Erin saying it keeps her going when Brandon does something like go 0-4 and then get on base 4 times the next day like nothing, as if that isn’t literally what happened this series, right when Erin could probably use that little encouragement
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a friendly 4/20 reminder
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Every 25 seconds, someone is arrested for possessing drugs for personal use.
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an absolute favorite conversation starter
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Just went to cvs and bought ibuprofen, tampons, and chocolate cookies. Think the cashier knew or nah
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me: doesn't do the reading me: shocked when I have no idea what's going on in class
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I say with full sincerity that I hope that every single one of these stupid fucking white woman health care providers who have taken to tik tok recently to air their privileged “grievances” get fired. I really do.
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@CrossingBroad Are we blaming nick nurse for kimbrel proceeding to blow the game
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I can't wait until graduation when they're reading names and I have no idea who some people are
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Things I love: Christmas shopping Things my bank account loves: not Christmas shopping
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@sweetlifeofcudi @laureneliserod @kemimarie Hi I think I can maybe help clarify here. The og post is talking about rhesus factor (ie whether your blood type is + or -) and the rhogam shot that is given during neg pregnancies. Blood type (ABO) incompatibility is a separate issue that the rhogam shot does not affect
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This boy...just walked into dairy queen....eating a head of lettuce... Just...biting into a whole head of lettuce......
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When you think for just a second you have your life together http://t.co/y6S8GInRpo
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With or without context, this is one of the worst sentences I've ever said.
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@stottbohmmarsh the color analysis??? I’m weeping lmao
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Didn't have time to finish my lit essay so I wrote "What do you call a paper with no conclusion? One by Elora Kalix." I hate myself.
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It took me only 3 and a half weeks to watch the entirety of grey's anatomy and I don't know if I'm more impressed or disgusted with myself
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I accidentally swallowed a bug this morning happy easter
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@mccrystal_alex my dad knows what’s up
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@ShieldofPallas @stottbohmmarsh Immediately thought about how between these two and murphy’s butt, they’re at least at ‘potential’ lmao
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I have a 30 person class in a 150 person lecture hall and my professor just walked in and looked at everyone sitting with five seats between them and said "I hate this."
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waiting for news about the strike is giving me such bad flashbacks to high school when we'd be waiting around to hear about a snow day
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